I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Software developer in Washington, DC (Herndon, VA specifically)

Doing #govtech, #cybersecurity python, dotnet, aws, mostly Infrastructure as Code and cloud apps.

I tweet about software, programming, #python, dad jokes, DC, Fed government tech contracting

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Day job: #geospatial #datascience #python #security
Academic research: #LandReform #STS #Scotland #Ecology #Landscape #CommunityOwnership

STS, planning geography, ecology, geospatial data, stuff.

I live and raise a fuss in #Durham #NC

Currently block-happy. Too many dudes being basic in my mentions.

MA Geography
Ph.D. Constructed Environment

He/him http://git.io/vxjC7

Hacking, microcontollers, infosec, airplanes, skis, rollerblades, schnauzers. 🏳️‍🌈

South Lake Tahoe

#infosec researcher | independent #journalist | #software #developer | #telephony #engineer | #opensource contributor

The foremost expert on court #cybersecurity vulnerabilities? https://govtech.cc

#IDN/#Punycode testing.

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cuddly trans vampire vixen, ace-flux lesbian, software & hardware developer, photographer, synthesizer nerd, codes python, does it security, runs the @c3nav infrastructure, NOC, VOC, occasionally streams tech/music/gaming stuff, goth girl in disguise, loves latex

Intellectual (Non practicing, Lapsed)
Mostly Harmless.
Biological.
NB
Kaurna land.
Autodidact, Polymath, Honoris Causa Ignoramus.
#AI #Infosec #Consciousness
Prefigurative Social & Technological Innovation enthusiast
(#SocialInnovation, #TechForGood, #SystemicChange, #EthicalAI)

#REGULATEAI !

"Humans are the larval form of AI"
- me

"Only thing that stops a bad guy with an AI...
Is a good guy with an AI."
- me

"I fight for the user."
- Tron

Webby: https://dodgy.link/ is very dodgy.

Header art:
Luv, a replicant from the beautiful movie "Blade runner 2049", is having her nails done...
... simultaneously she rains death onto bandits with heavy ordinance from a drone through her augmented reality glasses.

Avatar:
Motif from a SA Amalgamated Metal Workers union banner.
South Australian Museum.
United, the workers,
will never be defeated !

…or so the Germans would have us believe. (Bonus points if you know the reference)

#Aussie #tech and support professional in the public sector; enjoys #technology, security, #travel, #cooking & #photography. Will have fun changing name, based on how I feel at the time, or sometimes just a most recent snack. Tinkers more than a bit with #HomeAutomation with #HomeAssistant.

🌟 GitHub Star 2022
🏆 OpenJS Pathfinder award for Security 2022
🥑 DevRel at @snyksec
@NodeJS AppSec & OpenSource ❤️
O'Reilly author on Serverless JavaScript Security
Docker container security hero 🐳

Author of Node.js Security 👉 bit.ly/node-security
Author of Security Headers 👉 bit.ly/http-security

Interests:
#OpenSource #NodeJS #AppSec #JavaScript #Containers #Docker #SupplyChainSecurity #Snyk #OWASP #GitHub #DevSecOps #DevRel #CNCF #OpenSSF #OpenJSF

#Security on @pypi for @ThePSF. Pyoneer 🐍

Wrangler of the Unusual, Roller Derby referee. AWS Hero.
Pronouns: he/him

Versteht sich als "Sozialingenieur" zwischen Computer und Tafel.

Social:
#Fahrrad #ÖPNV #Postwachstum #Autofrei #Familie #StraightEdge #Schöpfung #Bildung #Kleinstadt #Rheinmain #mdRzA #Staygrounded #Garten #Wald #Outdoor

Bildung:
#FediLZ #InformatikEdu #MatheEdu #PhysikEdu 🧮🌌💾

IT:
#digitaleSouveranität #digitaleVerantwortung #GPL #Opendata #Datenschutz #Security #digitalidentity #sso #python #cloud #infrastructure #bsi #selfhosting und natürlich #linux

Long time web developer. #PHP, mainly #Laravel & #WordPress. I'm an advocate for an accessible & open web. Also learning more about engineering management, security, and privacy.

I'm a conference speaker, teacher. I'm the Director of Engineering and Security @ Actionable.co

I live in #Ottawa, Canada (Unceeded territory of the Anishinaabe Algonquin Nation)

Still sometimes do live event sound/lighting, retired Karaoke Host & Wedding DJ.

#stuckinthe80s. #80s music nerd. Book lover.
Picture taker, memory maker. #photog
#Python dabbler. Security@SAP

Wikipedia, Developer, FOSS, mobile, video, security and privacy. Free speech, not free bullying.

English teacher and translator 🇬🇧 #OpenSource advocate. Interested in #infosec and #programming. Hobbyist #sysadmin 👨🏻‍💻

Support my work:
https://suppi.pl/m33how

Professional freelance programmer (#python, #haskell, #rust, #c++, #linux)
https://meejah.ca
https://txtorcon.readthedocs.org
https://carml.readthedocs.org
#twisted #python #tor #infosec #privacy
I re-toot all reasonable replies
"rumoured to be Canadian"

software eng @ Amutable | #nixpkgs maintainer

#ConfidentialComputing #Nix #NixOS #ReproducibleBuilds

Dutch expat in London.

Principal Engineer at Wikimedia Foundation, QUnit project lead @qunit, jQuery Infra Team @jquery, W3C Web Perf WG.

Avatar: I look up, raindrops bounce from the tip of my leather hat. Photo by Niek Hidding.

Creative interests: linguistics, music, photography. Work interests: performance, web standards, design, privacy, security.

#webperf #PHP #mediawiki #wikipedia #qunit #nederlands #fedi22 #foss #OpenSource #tech #technology #wikimedia #jquery

Your friendly neighbourhood hⒶcker hobo.
Likes dinosaurs, dislikes hierarchy.

Come for the music recommendations, stay for the #propaganda.

#nojs #ux #infosec #python #freebsd

As a former developer, I’m primarily focused on offensive Application Security nowadays. Currently building some things in C++ and Qt as I enjoy desktop development as a break from the state of the modern web.

He/him

• Privacy, open source software, cybersecurity, self-hosting/homelab and tech enthusiast
• Father, husband, occasional gamer