Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

I have friends everywhere.

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security at a gigantic non-profit. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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Coding, game streaming, voice acting, security, video production, etc. Internet nonsense curator.

Remember when we said there was no future? Well, this is it.

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We get one shot on this rock: don't waste it -- get weird. 🥃

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Embrace the future. Bury tradition. Seek adventure. Enhance people's lives where you can. And never, ever, pass up the opportunity to punch a Nazi.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

HCI Researcher working towards his PhD @unihannover in Usable Security & Privacy. Psychologist (Masters @ LMU). Research about Social Engineering (#phishing), Knowledge in CyberSec, Methods (IRT in USEC). Loves Stats (Bayes, Mixed Modeling, ML, SEM). Former Infosec Consultant. Student of everything, master of nothing.

Waarom zit ik zo veel op Mastodon?

Hobbyfotograaf: Pixelfed: @harld

Autodelete alles na 1 maand.

IT #security expert, interested in #IoT, #cryptography, #blockchain (since 2010!) and #hacking - FR&EN - opinions are my own
⚡️[email protected]

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

cuddly trans vampire vixen, ace-flux lesbian, software & hardware developer, photographer, synthesizer nerd, codes python, does it security, runs the @c3nav infrastructure, NOC, VOC, occasionally streams tech/music/gaming stuff, goth girl in disguise, loves latex

Politics ∪ tech ∪ security ∪ privacy ∪ O_o

Several-time EFF Tech Trivia champion.

Sysop of Free Radical.

I blog about this at https://blog.freeradical.zone/.

I’ve got your back.

Very approachable. Bring treats.

He/him, I share cyber wisdom, humor, and other info. If I’m upsetting Democracy’s adversaries. I’m on the right track. 
As a cyber pro and concert-level pianist, founder of PianoBarCon, and occasional melodica carrier at events. 
My opinions don’t necessarily match my past, present, or future employers, but not for lack of effort on my part.

If you insult me about something that's not true or accuse me of something that I didn't/wouldn't do, then you may get blocked without warning. If you see something that I actually AM doing wrong, I'm very open to feedback. I LOVE to be right, which means I have to be open to changing my position when I'm shown (or figure out) that I'm wrong.

If you really want to get under the hood, enjoy this autobiographical song i wrote called “Without You I’d Not Be Me”.
https://youtu.be/0B_I0Fn1Qoc

Meta-#Parent (#Grandparent)
#Space nerd (#FUNcube team)
#Guitarist (bass/acoustic)
#Sailor
Identical #Twin
old skool #Hacker (intern to technical architect via developer, security guy, consultant..)
BT #Wireplay lead designer
Semi-#Retired, doing #RetroComputing, #MicroPython, #FlightGear, #FUNcube #HamRadio (M6IPX), #SDR
- ported #Doom to 2022 #EMFcamp badge

Header: Auckland panorama from Mt Eden.
Pronouns: he/him/oi you!
Maxim: Love thy neighbour - all of you, no exceptions! ❤️

30 years old cisgender homosexual man from Indonesia. I mostly post and boost topics of cybersecurity, open source software, video games, and any topics related to LGBTQIA+. Sometimes I post and boost in Indonesian for any topics related to Indonesia.

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Professional freelance programmer (#python, #haskell, #rust, #c++, #linux)
https://meejah.ca
https://txtorcon.readthedocs.org
https://carml.readthedocs.org
#twisted #python #tor #infosec #privacy
I re-toot all reasonable replies
"rumoured to be Canadian"

CoreOS engineer at Red Hat , Fedora Atomic Desktops maintainer (Silverblue , Kinoite ), KDE developer and KDE Apps maintainer on Flathub .

Mostly boosts about , , , , , , , , , , , , , systemd, security and some French politics.

Searchable via tootfinder (https://tootfinder.ch/).
He/him/his.

❄️ NixOS 🤩 (Security, Infra, Python and Release-Manager 22.11/23.05)

Day: Network & Infrastructure.
Night: FOSS, Home Automation

Dutch expat in London.

Principal Engineer at Wikimedia Foundation, QUnit project lead @qunit, jQuery Infra Team @jquery, W3C Web Perf WG.

Avatar: I look up, raindrops bounce from the tip of my leather hat. Photo by Niek Hidding.

Creative interests: linguistics, music, photography. Work interests: performance, web standards, design, privacy, security.

#webperf #PHP #mediawiki #wikipedia #qunit #nederlands #fedi22 #foss #OpenSource #tech #technology #wikimedia #jquery

- [REDACTED]’s husband
- Bear's dad
- Recovering sysadmin
- Microsoft MVP (PowerShell/Identity)
- Forever student
- Open-Source Toolmaker
- Whisk(e)y fan
- College football fan (Go Blue!)
- Stuff: https://dotdot.horse

DFIR / digital archaeologist / codez / vetz / hamz.

I'm an archaeologist who digs through digital dirt to find artifacts of battles with mercenaries fought within corporate empires. I often analyze fragments of rotting logs to reconstruct historical events.


"As long as you are green, you will grow; when you are ripe, you will rot" (4eva a n00b).

Laserkittens! Blockchain tacoz!


All my opinionz are belong to me (and are typically goofy).

#DFIR #BlueTeam #infosec #cybersecurity #ThreatIntel #TTPs #IOCs #ReverseEngineering #reversing #malware #MalwareAnalysis #ransomware #HamRadio #PrivacyLaw #privacy #hacking

#programming :: #python && #golang && #csharp && (begrudgingly) #cpp #cplusplus && (learning) #rust #rustlang

diary of a wannabe hybrid athlete and full-time developer nerd 🏋🏻‍♂️👨🏻‍💻

✨ interested in #rust #typescript #go
🏃🏻 #gym #hyrox #running #hiking #cycling
👨🏻‍💻 #DevOps #SRE #InfoSec #homelab
🌱 #climate #sustainability
🇪🇺 #europe and more

🏳️‍🌈👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼 @LAH

Audio Cloud & Innovation Manager for SWR Audio Lab
Voice & Metadata Expert for ARD

Carbon-based life form trying to figure it out Mastodon
Software Engineer @ Authentik Security
#PSF Fellow
#DSF Member
#Python #Paraguay Organizer
#InfoSec Consultant
#RemoteWork
Bull Terrier Dad
También se habla #español :)
Boosts==Marriage proposal

#stuckinthe80s. #80s music nerd. Book lover.
Picture taker, memory maker. #photog
#Python dabbler. Security@SAP