I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Just doing my undue diligence.

ISP vet, password cracker (Team Hashcat), security demi-boffin, YubiKey stan, public-interest technologist, AK license plate geek. Husband to a philosopher, father to a llama fanatic. Views his.

Day job: Enterprise Security Architect for an Alaskan ISP.

Obsessed with security keys:
techsolvency.com/mfa/security-keys

My 2017 #BSidesLV talk "Password Cracking 201: Beyond the Basics":
youtube.com/watch?v=-uiMQGICeQY&t=20260s

Followed you out of the blue = stole you from someone I respect.

Blocked inadvertently? Ask!

Am I following a dirtbag? Tell me!

Suggestions welcome!

Photo: White 50-ish man w/big forehead, short beard, & glasses, grinning by a display of Alaskan license plates.

Boosts not about security ... usually are.

Banner: 5 rows of security keys in a wall case.

#NonAIContent

#hashcat #Alaska #YubiKeys #LicensePlates

P.S. I hate advance-fee scammers w/heat of 400B suns

❤️:⚛👨‍👩‍👧🛡🙊🌻🗽💻✏🎥🍦🌶🍫!

Software developer in Washington, DC (Herndon, VA specifically)

Doing #govtech, #cybersecurity python, dotnet, aws, mostly Infrastructure as Code and cloud apps.

I tweet about software, programming, #python, dad jokes, DC, Fed government tech contracting

Emoji Code:
🧘☸︎🌱🏃‍♂️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
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📚{🚀 🛸 🪐 🌌 🌠 🌙 ☄️}

What am I doing now:
- #Infosec Executive in Financial Services
- #Privacy Advocate
- Member of #EFGA, #ATL2600, #DC404, #DC770, #DC706
- Father of 8 kids including 🇭🇳, 🏳️‍🌈, 🏳️‍⚧️, ♾️
- #Speaker
- #Mentor
- #Backpacker
- NA #Miata owner
- #Goyishe
- #Gamer
- #Polyamorous and #ENM
- #BDSM, #Dom, #Rigger
- #Moderator of infosec.exchange

Pronouns: He/Him

Stuff I've done in the past:
- #GeorgiaTech Alumnus (Computer Engineering)
- Board Chairman TAG Information #Security Society
- #UU Lay Minister Emeritus
- #Ironman #Triathlete
- Former #IBMer
- #Writer, published via IBM Press and Gartner Publications
- Infosec #Startups
- #CISM, #CISSP, #ITIL, #SOA, #MSCE, #CCNA, #Security+, #Network+, #A+
- World #Traveler (27 countries and counting)

Other tags that color my life:
#LGBTAlly
#Hufflepuff
#BlackLivesMatter
#TransRights
#ADHD
#PolyAm
#tootfinder
#fedi22

Born 1980-05-15 in Mena, AR
Cis White Male He/him
Liberal Democratic Socialist Idealist
Professional Haskell Programmer
Lives in Cove, AR
(24 years resident of Fayetteville, AR)

Please use Wire (or Signal) for private messaging.

Professional freelance programmer (#python, #haskell, #rust, #c++, #linux)
https://meejah.ca
https://txtorcon.readthedocs.org
https://carml.readthedocs.org
#twisted #python #tor #infosec #privacy
I re-toot all reasonable replies
"rumoured to be Canadian"

Dutch expat in London.

Principal Engineer at Wikimedia Foundation, QUnit project lead @qunit, jQuery Infra Team @jquery, W3C Web Perf WG.

Avatar: I look up, raindrops bounce from the tip of my leather hat. Photo by Niek Hidding.

Creative interests: linguistics, music, photography. Work interests: performance, web standards, design, privacy, security.

#webperf #PHP #mediawiki #wikipedia #qunit #nederlands #fedi22 #foss #OpenSource #tech #technology #wikimedia #jquery

29+ year information security “professional”.

I'm a middle-aged, middle class husband, dad, doggy-dad, and friend. Stage IIIB #ColorectalCancer survivor.

I like non-alcoholic #beer, #gardening and #yardwork, playing #guitar, listening to #music, and reading #books (mystery, thriller, suspense, #scifi, fantasy, #astrophysics, and #cosmology).

I’m supporter of #LGBTQIA rights, a #BlackLivesMatter advocate, a believer in #TransRights and proponent of equality. I support #Ukraine. I DO NOT support ICE.

0% of my profile and posts are AI-generated.

Posts are on auto-delete (1 week).

"New rule for trail running: if you set out to climb a mountain within six hours of sunset, bring your damn headlamp”

A SWE in a HWE world. Bikes to work in Cupertino. World’s laziest ultra runner. Still a kid from Long Island.

https://soundcloud.com/nuthatch/fort-hill-morning-songs
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4vKJjftAfizHfomnRwIH2z?si=172f781533714f71
https://bandcamp.com/nuthatch

Six Word Memoir: Clever, creative, and occasionally quite crazy.
I like #Cats, #Podcasts, #Accessibility, #CivilRights, #BodyAutonomy, #LGBTQ people, #Progressive politics, #MentalHealth, #SuicidePrevention, #utpol, #utah, #MCU, #Spiderverse, #Farscape, #RedDwarf, and a bunch of other random things.
Pronouns: she/her
Searchable, if'n you're a tootfinder.

Aiven Security Architect
Former two term IETF Security Area Director, IESG
Opensource dev: libreswan, Fedora, etc (see github)
NIST SP800-77 Rev.1 author
RDRonline player

🌟 GitHub Star 2022
🏆 OpenJS Pathfinder award for Security 2022
🥑 DevRel at @snyksec
@NodeJS AppSec & OpenSource ❤️
O'Reilly author on Serverless JavaScript Security
Docker container security hero 🐳

Author of Node.js Security 👉 bit.ly/node-security
Author of Security Headers 👉 bit.ly/http-security

Interests:
#OpenSource #NodeJS #AppSec #JavaScript #Containers #Docker #SupplyChainSecurity #Snyk #OWASP #GitHub #DevSecOps #DevRel #CNCF #OpenSSF #OpenJSF

Computer nerd. Mostly doing Linux systems administration. Software tinkerer. Open source advocate and infosec enthusiast.

Also, cycling. 🚴
And occasional geopolitics. 🌍

#linux #sysadmin #infosec #opensource #geopolitics #cycling #biketooter

• Privacy, open source software, cybersecurity, self-hosting/homelab and tech enthusiast
• Father, husband, occasional gamer

Educator (software engineering, computer security, mobile tech, open data), author, geek, music fan (prog, art rock, electronica & more). Interested in democracy and green politics.

diary of a wannabe hybrid athlete and full-time developer 👨🏻‍💻

✨ interested in 🦀 #rust #typescript #go 🏋🏻‍♂️ #gym #hyrox 🏃🏼‍♂️ #running #hiking 🚴🏼‍♂️ #cycling 👨🏻‍💻 #DevOps #SRE #InfoSec 🌱 #climate #sustainability 🇪🇺 #europe and more

🏳️‍🌈👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼 @LAH

Audio Cloud & Innovation Manager for SWR Audio Lab

Wikipedia, Developer, FOSS, mobile, video, security and privacy. Free speech, not free bullying.

"There is no sanctum or honor among technophiles."

Creator of the Wyng backup system. Lifelong student of the personal computing condition (and human one as well).

#wyng #infosec #pcs #containers #vm #hypervisor #microkernel #backups #storage #linux #qubes #python #foss #oshw

#stuckinthe80s. #80s music nerd. Book lover.
Picture taker, memory maker. #photog
#Python dabbler. Security@SAP

Your friendly neighbourhood hⒶcker hobo.
Likes dinosaurs, dislikes hierarchy.

Come for the music recommendations, stay for the #propaganda.

#nojs #ux #infosec #python #freebsd

Meta-#Parent (#Grandparent)
#Space nerd (#FUNcube team)
#Guitarist (bass/acoustic)
#Sailor
Identical #Twin
old skool #Hacker (intern to technical architect via developer, security guy, consultant..)
BT #Wireplay lead designer
Semi-#Retired, doing #RetroComputing, #MicroPython, #FlightGear, #FUNcube #HamRadio (M6IPX), #SDR
- ported #Doom to 2022 #EMFcamp badge

Header: Auckland panorama from Mt Eden.
Pronouns: he/him/oi you!
Maxim: Love thy neighbour - all of you, no exceptions! ❤️