I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Music, plants, food

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#infosec researcher | independent #journalist | #software #developer | #telephony #engineer | #opensource contributor

The foremost expert on court #cybersecurity vulnerabilities? https://govtech.cc

#IDN/#Punycode testing.

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#ADHD—3270x Software Engineer—HLASM/C/Rexx/COBOL/PLI/more, learning Go—IBM zSystems Evangelism aaS, IBM Z Champion—BS2000/OSD—Dad of 3 Golden Retrievers—SHARE LANG Project Manager and Editorial Advisory Committee—Bacon Number™ of 3—he/il/él/er

Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

I have friends everywhere.

Nerd, Husband/Father, {Star Wars, #Apple, #FreeBSD, Cleveland #Browns} Fan, Security QA Engineer at Iru (Identity) and ex Mac Engineer at LAIKA Studios.

#501stLegion - TK-2516 (Retired)

Came from the dead bird site.
Not really here to be social.
I repost interesting or funny stuff.
Once in awhile I post how I feel.
Anti genocide. Pro humanity
No one or entity has permission to use my info or anything I post to support or use in any AI database or for use in any AI content.

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Software developer in Washington, DC (Herndon, VA specifically)

Doing #govtech, #cybersecurity python, dotnet, aws, mostly Infrastructure as Code and cloud apps.

I tweet about software, programming, #python, dad jokes, DC, Fed government tech contracting

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#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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Amateur professional #selfhost sysadmin. Professional amateur #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I like board games and some video games. I am #covid cautious and I still #wearamask. Opinions are my own, but they can be yours too. 100% Organic:,No artificial colors, preservatives, or intelligence added.

Day job: #geospatial #datascience #python #security
Academic research: #LandReform #STS #Scotland #Ecology #Landscape #CommunityOwnership

STS, planning geography, ecology, geospatial data, stuff.

I live and raise a fuss in #Durham #NC

Currently block-happy. Too many dudes being basic in my mentions.

MA Geography
Ph.D. Constructed Environment

He/him http://git.io/vxjC7

Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

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#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

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Infosec, Psychology+SE, OSINT, Privacy, Planes (#EWR), NJ, Linux, Geopolitics and Environmentalism etc. #GAYINT

Huge SciFi fan 🖖

Just a cold robot on the internet hacking, shitposting, helping and doing things

I joke. A lot.
I post about planes and ATC stuff. A lot.

Pretty unfiltered, thoughts/opinions my own not my employers. Probably overanalyzing things... Or am I? What does that really mean? Maybe if I calculate the optimal amount of analysis...

Profile Pic: A Moopsy from Star Trek Lower Decks in a NTSB vest

Powered by unhealthy amounts of caffeine | Senior tester of pens | Specializes in initial network access | OSINT, Social Engineering, Physical Security | Opinions are my own | She/her

#Sysad. #SigInt. #Hacker. #Pagan. #musician. #renaissance.

In the #SCA I'm Vincent O'Cosnachain of the Midrealm

Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

Politics ∪ tech ∪ security ∪ privacy ∪ O_o

Several-time EFF Tech Trivia champion.

Sysop of Free Radical.

I blog about this at https://blog.freeradical.zone/.

I’ve got your back.

Very approachable. Bring treats.

Pirate Party Foreign Relations chair 2021-23

Born 330 ppm, Shetland. Dad to 2 kids (384, 390ppm)

Climate | SocDem* | Pragmatism | Kindness | Tech | TTRPG | 5% shit-posts | Too many boosts

Dayjob: Resilience/Disaster Recovery/Infosec

Live Bundjalung Country
Always was, always will be

Banner: Pirate flag, Alasdair Grey (mis)quote

Avi: 3 arrows

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Coding, game streaming, voice acting, security, video production, etc. Internet nonsense curator.

Remember when we said there was no future? Well, this is it.

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We get one shot on this rock: don't waste it -- get weird. 🥃

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Embrace the future. Bury tradition. Seek adventure. Enhance people's lives where you can. And never, ever, pass up the opportunity to punch a Nazi.

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