#️⃣CatSalad – Math puns∕memes∕boosts go here

1 + 1 = 3 (for very larger values of 2)

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson (they/them), a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

Main: @alice

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😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: a bunch
Founder: @AltAfterDark

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😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

🎖️ Lt. Colonel in the AI Resistance 🚫

🐆🐈🐯🐱🐾😿😸😹😺😻😼😽😾🙀🦁🐈‍⬛
#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

A recent refugee from the BirdApp. I am focused on #energy #security #informationsecurity #privacy #technology #voting rights, #democracy and #humor.

[Standard disclaimer]
My toots and activities here do in fact, represent the opinions of two #cats and one #dog who live with me, although they do not represent the views or opinions of my employer. Boosting or starring does not necessarily imply endorsement.

Your mileage may vary. Be kind, do good.

Never start a land war in Asia. him/he BLM.

Lead Privacy Expertise Centrum @ SURF | infosec | typoqueen | Grunn | Veluwe | wine | food | Venezia | Ducati | cats 😊 | ♡ CC0, art, books, movies, literature | motorbike trails & camping | Woman of WICCA | own views and silliness
~ the Netherlands ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯

🇳🇱 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇧🇪 🇨🇵 🇮🇹 🟨⬜️🟪⬛️
Own photographs (unless credits)
Unfriendly people = block
Toots vaporise after a month

I play a mean kazoo...

That threat analyst from around the 'way, https://infosec.exchange/@corq,
https://mas.corq.co/@rogue_corq < #ukraine war news & #cats feed. Or, you know, just some #RANDO.

#ISaidWhatISaid

da1ca288c5f88da7b714105caf9cf661 You don't buy Degas from Signor Benati. Threat Analyst. Honeypot/OSINT. DXer. Linux Shill. Esterhase's Lamplighter.

#️⃣CatSalad — I boost/post OSINT, Exploits, and extra-hackery stuff here often

〔︎ Just looking... pay no attention 〕

#Malware #OSINT #DFIR #PenTest

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🦰 Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from "gently peeing on you" to "I fear for the safety of my nipples"

Six Word Memoir: Clever, creative, and occasionally quite crazy.
I like #Cats, #Podcasts, #Accessibility, #CivilRights, #BodyAutonomy, #LGBTQ people, #Progressive politics, #MentalHealth, #SuicidePrevention, #utpol, #utah, #MCU, #Spiderverse, #Farscape, #RedDwarf, and a bunch of other random things.
Pronouns: she/her
Searchable, if'n you're a tootfinder.

I'm like a computer error, but a girl.

CatSalad... hmmm. I think I've seen that name before.

#CatSalad

🌙YACS — Yet Another #CatSalad

InfoSec🐈 NatSec OpSec DevSec SecSec...
Liberal AF

🔥⁠Hacker 💻⁠Coder 💥⁠Hardware Exploder

Moth: *repeatedly bashing itself against my monitor*
Me: It's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse

📈Tᴇᴄʜɴɪᴄᴀʟ Dᴇʙᴛ Cᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ📉

#️⃣CatSalad

Amateur professional #selfhost sysadmin. Professional amateur #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I like board games and some video games. I am #covid cautious and I still #wearamask. Opinions are my own, but they can be yours too. 100% Organic:,No artificial colors, preservatives, or intelligence added.

SOME PEOPLE HAVE A GIRLERIEND
SOME PEOPLE HAVE A BOYFRIEND
I HAVE to check out this lizard hang on stop walking I want to see this lizard 🦎

Running ottawa.place with @leigh. Canadian, security person, and proud cat-dad to two wonderful fuzzy friends (profile picture is Marie). Currently working @ Tailscale.

Also running some Mastodon #relays ( #relay ) at https://relay.activitypub.ca - more info to come!

#cats #cdnpoli #infosec #renewableenergy (and more...)