Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pan, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 🙅🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

Main: @alice
Founder: @AltAfterDark

🩷💛🩵

🥰 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport / #Lockpicking
📸 #Photography

😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

I have friends everywhere.

Grew up in Beautiful Downtown Burbank, spent 10 years in the US Army (Infantry). Attended Southern Cal (IR degree) and CUA(JD). And I work currently as an SRE supporting a cloud SIEM product for which I have absolutely no education for, all hands on. Currently loving my adopted State of Colorado. Interests include #books #linux #politics #philosophy #hiking #cycling #motorcycles #veteran #photography

Sole proprietor, FIFO Networks
Cybersecurity - Networks - Wireless – Telecom - VoIP
Most of my money comes from contract work for public utilities around the country, but I also provide remote tech support to small business and SOHO clients, mainly (but not exclusively) in the USA.

I do a fair amount of custom work for people when a loved one dies: unlocking computers, data recovery, and account recovery (Advice: keep paying their cell phone bill until you've got all their data back).

Also, personal cybersecurity for journalists, TV reporters, politicians down to the City Council level, and political candidates. TV stations: contact me for contract pricing for your entire news team.

Use https://fifonetworks.com/contact-us/ for questions or to schedule service. It's just me. You'll be communicating directly with me.

Licensed and Insured.

recovering sysadmin
Certified Advanced Rolfer™

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pan, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 🙅🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: a bunch
Founder: @AltAfterDark

🩷💛🩵

🥰 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport / #Lockpicking
📸 #Photography

😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

(he/him)

⁂

profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava

#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

(public toots CC By-SA 4.0 if applicable)

🇪🇺 🇵🇱 · 🇧🇦 🇮🇸 · 🇺🇦

Warrior, thief, smuggler, king, knows that running /bin/su is like picking up a heavy and very sharp axe.

Intellectual (Non practicing, Lapsed)
Mostly Harmless.
Biological.
NB
Kaurna land.
Autodidact, Polymath, Honoris Causa Ignoramus.
#AI #Infosec #Consciousness
Prefigurative Social & Technological Innovation enthusiast
(#SocialInnovation, #TechForGood, #SystemicChange, #EthicalAI)

#REGULATEAI !

"Humans are the larval form of AI"
- me

"Only thing that stops a bad guy with an AI...
Is a good guy with an AI."
- me

"I fight for the user."
- Tron

Webby: https://dodgy.link/ is very dodgy.

Header art:
Luv, a replicant from the beautiful movie "Blade runner 2049", is having her nails done...
... simultaneously she rains death onto bandits with heavy ordinance from a drone through her augmented reality glasses.

Avatar:
Motif from a SA Amalgamated Metal Workers union banner.
South Australian Museum.
United, the workers,
will never be defeated !

Dad, Husband, Sysadmin, Anti-Spammer, Disillusioned Radical Lefty, Old GenX-er.
I'm fat and I have a headache|AntiFa Patriot|
BLACK LIVES MATTER!
Living on occupied land previously shared by many Anishinaabe peoples.

#Detroit #Michigan #USA #Sysadminnery #BadDad #ADHD #infosec #IWeepSixColors #Spam #ASF #SpamAssassin

Advocate. OSS devrel. Biometric Unsecurity, Consequences of an Insightful Algorithm, Schemas for the Real World. CallbackWomen. She/her. I am a jelly donut.

Infosec by day, sleep by night.
Grounded Aviation Nerd
Mediocre Gamer
Fresh Air Enjoyer

The internet is lit with the flame of the eternal dumpster fire.

All toots self destruct.

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Six Word Memoir: Clever, creative, and occasionally quite crazy.
I like #Cats, #Podcasts, #Accessibility, #CivilRights, #BodyAutonomy, #LGBTQ people, #Progressive politics, #MentalHealth, #SuicidePrevention, #utpol, #utah, #MCU, #Spiderverse, #Farscape, #RedDwarf, and a bunch of other random things.
Pronouns: she/her
Searchable, if'n you're a tootfinder.

• Privacy, open source software, cybersecurity, self-hosting/homelab and tech enthusiast
• Father, husband, occasional gamer

Sommelier, brewer, guitarist, woodworker, gamer, motorcyclist, Linux fan. Amateur in all.

Former Software Developer

Kanata, Ontario

#guitar #games #woodworking #motorcycling #linux #foss #kde #music #beer #wine #curling #theatre #brewing #ottawa #ottbike #ottpoli #DnD #cycling #security #weed #cannabis
#fedi22 #homebrew #craftbeer

cyber doctor (but not _that_ kind of doctor), hobby photographer, owner/admin of cursed hardware, FOSS project janitor (@yaxim, @aprsdroid), #EV (in)security enthusiast, radio amateur, #y2k38 consultant w/ 20+yrs experience, fedi for life (#xmpp)

Original content: mostly #ReverseEngineering (use "︙" / "Hide boosts from @ge0rg")

Living in #Neuland - Experte für Souveräne Digitalität

I'd love to hear why you follow me.

That threat analyst from around the 'way, https://infosec.exchange/@corq,
https://mas.corq.co/@rogue_corq < #ukraine war news & #cats feed. Or, you know, just some #RANDO.

#ISaidWhatISaid

da1ca288c5f88da7b714105caf9cf661 You don't buy Degas from Signor Benati. Threat Analyst. Honeypot/OSINT. DXer. Linux Shill. Esterhase's Lamplighter.

Day job: #geospatial #datascience #python #security
Academic research: #LandReform #STS #Scotland #Ecology #Landscape #CommunityOwnership

STS, planning geography, ecology, geospatial data, stuff.

I live and raise a fuss in #Durham #NC

Currently block-happy. Too many dudes being basic in my mentions.

MA Geography
Ph.D. Constructed Environment

He/him http://git.io/vxjC7

Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

I am here to listen to people smarter than me talk about #infosec , #technology , #photography & chat about #woodoworking , #infosechobbies, #gardening & #3dprinting. I enjoy working with vintage hand and power tools.
I will not accept connection requests from blank profiles.