Header image is a novelty desk sign that, instead of a name or title, reads "Welcome to the shitshow," nicked from someone here. Avatar is a selfie of me standing up, outside, with a neighborhood of palm trees and stucco houses behind me. I'm wearing light sunglasses, red lipstick, and a sleeveless shirt with a balloon animal print. Not shown: my walker. #IIH #IdiopathicIntracranialHypertension #fibromyalgia #disability #TransRights

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Maker of sculptures, software, hardware, altar goods, and messes. Hammer aficionado. Skull fairy.

Not particularly nice, working hard to be kind.

Feel free to follow me if you want pretty pictures, snark, rage, and a bias towards being kind.

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🐧Linux sysadmin, infosec aficionado, occasional writer, genx emo kid, 🏳️‍🌈️old lesbian marrried to @Chrisblue, 🏳️‍⚧️️25 years post, ⚾️Phillies phan phorever, ⚽ever hopeful WNBA & NWSL will give us a franchise. she/her/yo 💙️💛️ Black and trans lives matter. Full stop.

If a politics post has a picture of Donald Trump I'll CW it; otherwise probably not. Please don't take it personally.

infosec on-topic account: @linuxandyarn

Been doing IT stuff for a while.

Information Security Architecture and stuffs in Chicagoland

WE FIGHT FOR THE USERS!

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#NetSec #NAFO #FFXIV #SWTOR #BaldursGate3 #HamRadio #AmateurRadio #InfoSec

Anti-DEI is white supremacy. Black lives matter. LGBT+ rights are human rights. Healthcare, security, a decent income, and housing with dignity are human rights. Abortion is healthcare. Science is our best hope as a species. Kindness and empathy are the noblest of human traits.

No alt-text = no repost.

I block assholes and bigots.

He/him.

pfp: a very much younger me with 3D glasses on, giving a thumbs up while grinning like an idiot
banner: a foggy night shot of the Apple Park six color arcs

Recovering SecOps Director (currently a Cloud Security Engineer) with no delusions of ever becoming a CISO Ex-Mandiant, Cisco, Ping (Identity not golf), Tenable, and Gemalto.

Software developer in Washington, DC (Herndon, VA specifically)

Doing #govtech, #cybersecurity python, dotnet, aws, mostly Infrastructure as Code and cloud apps.

I tweet about software, programming, #python, dad jokes, DC, Fed government tech contracting

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Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

(he/him)

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profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava

#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

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Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: a bunch
Founder: @AltAfterDark

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😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Six Word Memoir: Clever, creative, and occasionally quite crazy.
I like #Cats, #Podcasts, #Accessibility, #CivilRights, #BodyAutonomy, #LGBTQ people, #Progressive politics, #MentalHealth, #SuicidePrevention, #utpol, #utah, #MCU, #Spiderverse, #Farscape, #RedDwarf, and a bunch of other random things.
Pronouns: she/her
Searchable, if'n you're a tootfinder.

Architect for #Dell, formerly SDL and VR for #Dell; #CISSP, Distinguished Engineer, #TrustedComputing Evangelist by day, artist, birder and reader by night. owned by 3 feline overlords

An atheist Perl hacker with a background in InfoSec, Automation, and Observability. In my free time, I love volunteering in my community and working on bikes.

I dislike AI and believe it's going to cause irreparable harm to tech and society.

Advocate. OSS devrel. Biometric Unsecurity, Consequences of an Insightful Algorithm, Schemas for the Real World. CallbackWomen. She/her. I am a jelly donut.

Privacy/Security Engineer for DuckDuckGo formerly Mozilla. Gibberish is my own. he/him

Dutch expat in London.

Principal Engineer at Wikimedia Foundation, QUnit project lead @qunit, jQuery Infra Team @jquery, W3C Web Perf WG.

Avatar: I look up, raindrops bounce from the tip of my leather hat. Photo by Niek Hidding.

Creative interests: linguistics, music, photography. Work interests: performance, web standards, design, privacy, security.

#webperf #PHP #mediawiki #wikipedia #qunit #nederlands #fedi22 #foss #OpenSource #tech #technology #wikimedia #jquery

Grew up in Beautiful Downtown Burbank, spent 10 years in the US Army (Infantry). Attended Southern Cal (IR degree) and CUA(JD). And I work currently as an SRE supporting a cloud SIEM product for which I have absolutely no education for, all hands on. Currently loving my adopted State of Colorado. Interests include #books #linux #politics #philosophy #hiking #cycling #motorcycles #veteran #photography

Warrior, thief, smuggler, king, knows that running /bin/su is like picking up a heavy and very sharp axe.

That threat analyst from around the 'way, https://infosec.exchange/@corq,
https://mas.corq.co/@rogue_corq < #ukraine war news & #cats feed. Or, you know, just some #RANDO.

#ISaidWhatISaid

da1ca288c5f88da7b714105caf9cf661 You don't buy Degas from Signor Benati. Threat Analyst. Honeypot/OSINT. DXer. Linux Shill. Esterhase's Lamplighter.

Security ops engineer for DomainTools, DT Investigations threat researcher, writer, voracious reader. he/him. Fan of good trouble. Opinions here mine only. No LLM content from me, all flaws detected are human-generated. Autistic/depressed/anxious/hungry.

#infosec #cybersecurity #privacy #actuallyautistic #neurodivergent