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I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Pre-transition trans girl interested in cybersecurity, content filtering, and law. Assistant maintainer of the Actually Legitimate URL Shortener. Trekkie.
Not legal/medical advice.

Profile picture: truncated screenshot of a WINE error message. The error message is titled "Download failed". The message reads "Download Failed: Success. Check your connection and click 'Retry' to try downloading the files again, or click 'Next' to continue installing anyway." There is only one button labeled "OK".

Header image: A Windows error message against the default Windows wallpaper. The error message reads "Windows cannot find iam-py-test. Make sure you typed the name correctly, and then try again."

Alts: @iam_py_test @ipt @iampytest

Critical Infrastructure & Industrial Security Advisor. Recovering regulator. Airport dweller. #PDX-based. @ampyxcyber President and CEO. CCI US Coordinator. @beerisac coin 001. #ICS #OT #NERCCIP #NIST #TSASD #DHSCPG #IEC62443

Former dev, Infosec-curious. Pronouns: she/her/OMG not her again. Married lesbian gal.

Since one of my hobbies is not dying of preventable diseases, I often post about vaccines. My handle is completely unrelated to this! Think VAX as in DEC, not vaccines. It's a misspelled ill-advised ancient Usenet joke, and now I'm stuck with this handle for as long as the Internet lives.

Teacher, Mother, Lover. Says good morning in the evening! Join your union!

Admin of aus.social. Direct action charity founder. Cloud/Cybersecurity/Infosec engineer.

(any toots should not be used as evidence of crimes, and all confessions are jokes)

#fedi22

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Grew up in Beautiful Downtown Burbank, spent 10 years in the US Army (Infantry). Attended Southern Cal (IR degree) and CUA(JD). And I work currently as an SRE supporting a cloud SIEM product for which I have absolutely no education for, all hands on. Currently loving my adopted State of Colorado. Interests include #books #linux #politics #philosophy #hiking #cycling #motorcycles #veteran #photography

Sole proprietor, FIFO Networks
Cybersecurity - Networks - Wireless – Telecom - VoIP
Most of my money comes from contract work for public utilities around the country, but I also provide remote tech support to small business and SOHO clients, mainly (but not exclusively) in the USA.

I do a fair amount of custom work for people when a loved one dies: unlocking computers, data recovery, and account recovery (Advice: keep paying their cell phone bill until you've got all their data back).

Also, personal cybersecurity for journalists, TV reporters, politicians down to the City Council level, and political candidates. TV stations: contact me for contract pricing for your entire news team.

Use https://fifonetworks.com/contact-us/ for questions or to schedule service. It's just me. You'll be communicating directly with me.

Licensed and Insured.

InfoSec Manager, vCISO ish
US Coast Guard Veteran
Service Disabled Small Business Owner
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Outlaw 🤠
Punk Alt Folk Garage Rock
Harley's, Trikes, and Touring
#Starfield #Fallout random sims
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Very Neurodivergent with Doctors note
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Living On Duwamish Land among the Salish Sea Tribes
Who’s Land do you live on https://native-land.ca/

Director, Global Field CISO at Sophos, frequent speaker and press go to. Said opinions are mine, not the company.

Co-host of the Security Take(s) Two (@securitytaketwo) podcast.

Cat? Adventures in parenting and InfoSec management, sometimes both at the same time. Cat? Polite and informative, focusing on practicality and efficiency.
#LongCOVID #ThreadZilla #GRC #Infosec
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Profile image: an orange cat sleeping on a pair of lady bug pillows

Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

I have friends everywhere.

Amateur professional #selfhost sysadmin. Professional amateur #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I like board games and some video games. I am #covid cautious and I still #wearamask. Opinions are my own, but they can be yours too. 100% Organic:,No artificial colors, preservatives, or intelligence added.

Dad to adult twins, husband, software product security manager, (mostly!) former developer, progressive, climate-concerned, covid-cautious, suburban urbanist.

Trying to be optimistic but struggling sometimes.

#infosec researcher | independent #journalist | #software #developer | #telephony #engineer | #opensource contributor

The foremost expert on court #cybersecurity vulnerabilities? https://govtech.cc

#IDN/#Punycode testing.

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Sommelier, brewer, guitarist, woodworker, gamer, motorcyclist, Linux fan. Amateur in all.

Former Software Developer

Kanata, Ontario

#guitar #games #woodworking #motorcycling #linux #foss #kde #music #beer #wine #curling #theatre #brewing #ottawa #ottbike #ottpoli #DnD #cycling #security #weed #cannabis
#fedi22 #homebrew #craftbeer

Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

Husband. Father. InfoSec and IT Nerd. #FoD. Star Trek geek. Guy who mostly worries about stuff but expresses it as bad jokes. My views are my own and probably not indicative of much.
#InfoSec #Cybersecurity #Security #PCI #IT #StarTrek #GreatestTrek #GreatestGen #Atheist #SecularHumanist #Humanist #DoctorWho #MST3K

Thinks about systems. Works with people on software (security) products. Raises adults (from children) thoughtfully. Would like to be making things, especially furniture or structures, but is instead fixing his house. Travels and learns new things (bridge, motorcycle, scuba, skiing) with whatever time is left.

Tries to not post or boost negative stuff.

Migrated here from https://mastodon.social/@narthur

🌟 GitHub Star 2022
🏆 OpenJS Pathfinder award for Security 2022
🥑 DevRel at @snyksec
@NodeJS AppSec & OpenSource ❤️
O'Reilly author on Serverless JavaScript Security
Docker container security hero 🐳

Author of Node.js Security 👉 bit.ly/node-security
Author of Security Headers 👉 bit.ly/http-security

Interests:
#OpenSource #NodeJS #AppSec #JavaScript #Containers #Docker #SupplyChainSecurity #Snyk #OWASP #GitHub #DevSecOps #DevRel #CNCF #OpenSSF #OpenJSF

#stuckinthe80s. #80s music nerd. Book lover.
Picture taker, memory maker. #photog
#Python dabbler. Security@SAP