Anti-DEI is white supremacy. Black lives matter. LGBT+ rights are human rights. Healthcare, security, a decent income, and housing with dignity are human rights. Abortion is healthcare. Science is our best hope as a species. Kindness and empathy are the noblest of human traits.

No alt-text/slop alt-text = no repost.

Do not feed the trolls; block them.

He/him.

Fuck AI slop.

pfp: a silhouette of a man’s head framed against purple and blue lines

banner: A row of colorful sports cars

InfoSec Manager, vCISO ish
US Coast Guard Veteran
Service Disabled Small Business Owner
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Outlaw 🤠
Punk Alt Folk Garage Rock
Harley's, Trikes, and Touring
#Starfield #Fallout random sims
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Very Neurodivergent with Doctors note
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Living On Duwamish Land among the Salish Sea Tribes
Who’s Land do you live on https://native-land.ca/

Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

Six Word Memoir: Clever, creative, and occasionally quite crazy.
I like #Cats, #Podcasts, #Accessibility, #CivilRights, #BodyAutonomy, #LGBTQ people, #Progressive politics, #MentalHealth, #SuicidePrevention, #utpol, #utah, #MCU, #Spiderverse, #Farscape, #RedDwarf, and a bunch of other random things.
Pronouns: she/her
Searchable, if'n you're a tootfinder.

I break things and void warranties. Encryption extremist. Adversarial archivist. 100% no-LLM pure-organic BS.
Fun fades, but irritation is infinite.
⚠️Private account. All toots are licensed under the MIT license.
#NoBridge
🤍❤️🤍 🇺🇦

Header image is a novelty desk sign that, instead of a name or title, reads "Welcome to the shitshow," nicked from someone here. Avatar is a selfie of me standing up, outside, with a neighborhood of palm trees and stucco houses behind me. I'm wearing light sunglasses, red lipstick, and a sleeveless shirt with a balloon animal print. Not shown: my walker. #IIH #IdiopathicIntracranialHypertension #fibromyalgia #disability #TransRights

Most posts auto-delete after 3 months, so grab that meme when you see it! :)

Software developer in Washington, DC (Herndon, VA specifically)

Doing #govtech, #cybersecurity python, dotnet, aws, mostly Infrastructure as Code and cloud apps.

I tweet about software, programming, #python, dad jokes, DC, Fed government tech contracting

Emoji Code:
🧘☸︎🌱🏃‍♂️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
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That threat analyst from around the 'way, https://infosec.exchange/@corq,
https://mas.corq.co/@rogue_corq < #ukraine war news & #cats feed. Or, you know, just some #RANDO.

#ISaidWhatISaid

da1ca288c5f88da7b714105caf9cf661 You don't buy Degas from Signor Benati. Threat Analyst. Honeypot/OSINT. DXer. Linux Shill. Esterhase's Lamplighter.

#Privacy, #InfoSec, #ITLaw, #ProjectManagement, #SustainableEnergy, #LifeLongLearning. #Dogoholic, #Humanist. #2e. Mag #Physik und das #Grundgesetz. Die Natur verhandelt nicht. Hass ist keine Meinung.

Eigentlich ganz nett; sporadische Unverträglichkeiten im zwischenmenschlichen Bereich. Judge me by the people I avoid.

Toot-TTL: 1 Monat

🔐 Once privacy is criminalized, only criminals will have privacy.
❤️ You can‘t make a good deal with a bad person (Warren Buffet)

recovering sysadmin
Certified Advanced Rolfer™

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

Press F1 to continue…

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I do not have a podcast. Business Analyst. Cybersecurity Analyst. Former software architect, always a solution architect. Former Apple Consultant. Feminist. Weekend voluptuary. Introvert. Empath. Early Gen-X. Recovering BBS sysop. Mostly vegetarian. Friend of Carlotta. Sober 12+ years. Insanely happily married.

I am grateful to the Indigenous keepers of the traditional and unceded lands on which I live and work: the lək̓ʷəŋən peoples, and the Songhees, Esquimalt and W̱SÁNEĆ peoples whose historical relationships with the land continue to this day. I am committed to respecting, listening to, and continuously learning from the diverse interests and perspectives of these and other Indigenous Peoples.

Infosec by day, sleep by night.
Grounded Aviation Nerd
Mediocre Gamer
Fresh Air Enjoyer

The internet is lit with the flame of the eternal dumpster fire.

All toots self destruct.

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pan, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 🙅🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: a bunch
Founder: @AltAfterDark

🩷💛🩵

🥰 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport / #Lockpicking
📸 #Photography

😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Dutch expat in London.

Principal Engineer at Wikimedia Foundation, QUnit project lead @qunit, jQuery Infra Team @jquery, W3C Web Perf WG.

Avatar: I look up, raindrops bounce from the tip of my leather hat. Photo by Niek Hidding.

Creative interests: linguistics, music, photography. Work interests: performance, web standards, design, privacy, security.

#webperf #PHP #mediawiki #wikipedia #qunit #nederlands #fedi22 #foss #OpenSource #tech #technology #wikimedia #jquery

In July 2020, I started feeling constant, acute pain and was later diagnosed with #fibromyalgia. I've been in pain 24/7 since it started.

#photography is a passion of mine. I'm an amateur, but I can't stop shooting pictures.

I'll be tooting in pt-PT and en-US/en-GB.

I have an alter ego at @brunomiguel, where I post mostly in pt-PT

#FOSS ftw! #Privacy ftw! ✌️

he/his
Director of Information Security at 4DMedical.
I work primarily in #infosec, #IT, and #SaaS infrastructure.
ex #USDS (fired by #DOGE)
Dad, old-school hacker, Righteous Indignation Man. Opinions are my own. Follow my blog at @jikblog.
#COVID #CovidIsNotOver #USPol #MAPol #BosPoli #Boston #MA #politics #linux #FOSS #OpenSource #ConsumerActivism #privacy #programmer #hacker #fedi22 #resist https://justmytoots.com/@jik@federate.social

Grew up in Beautiful Downtown Burbank, spent 10 years in the US Army (Infantry). Attended Southern Cal (IR degree) and CUA(JD). And I work currently as an SRE supporting a cloud SIEM product for which I have absolutely no education for, all hands on. Currently loving my adopted State of Colorado. Interests include #books #linux #politics #philosophy #hiking #cycling #motorcycles #veteran #photography

SysAdmin / NetAdmin / Computer Technician

#h4ckseed ecologist sportsman e-music bricolage agro diy | ES/EN

Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

I have friends everywhere.