Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pan, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby #Tomboy in 🌲 #Seattle. 🙅🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

Main: @alice
Founder: @AltAfterDark

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🥰 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport / #Lockpicking
📸 #Photography

😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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#Privacy, #InfoSec, #ITLaw, #ProjectManagement, #SustainableEnergy, #LifeLongLearning. #Dogoholic, #Humanist. #2e. Mag #Physik und das #Grundgesetz. Die Natur verhandelt nicht. Hass ist keine Meinung.

Eigentlich ganz nett; sporadische Unverträglichkeiten im zwischenmenschlichen Bereich. Judge me by the people I avoid.

Toot-TTL: 1 Monat

🔐 Once privacy is criminalized, only criminals will have privacy.
❤️ You can‘t make a good deal with a bad person (Warren Buffet)

Infosec by day, sleep by night.
Grounded Aviation Nerd
Mediocre Gamer
Fresh Air Enjoyer

The internet is lit with the flame of the eternal dumpster fire.

All toots self destruct.

Signal available upon request.

Intellectual (Non practicing, Lapsed)
Mostly Harmless.
Biological.
NB
Kaurna land.
Autodidact, Polymath, Honoris Causa Ignoramus.
#AI #Infosec #Consciousness
Prefigurative Social & Technological Innovation enthusiast
(#SocialInnovation, #TechForGood, #SystemicChange, #EthicalAI)

#REGULATEAI !

"Humans are the larval form of AI"
- me

"Only thing that stops a bad guy with an AI...
Is a good guy with an AI."
- me

"I fight for the user."
- Tron

Webby: https://dodgy.link/ is very dodgy.

Header art:
Luv, a replicant from the beautiful movie "Blade runner 2049", is having her nails done...
... simultaneously she rains death onto bandits with heavy ordinance from a drone through her augmented reality glasses.

Avatar:
Motif from a SA Amalgamated Metal Workers union banner.
South Australian Museum.
United, the workers,
will never be defeated !

Security and AI stuff @ Microsoft | Co-host of the Azure Security Podcast | Mostly dogs, food and security posts | Opinions expressed here are mine, not my employer | Lives in 🇦🇺

• Privacy, open source software, cybersecurity, self-hosting/homelab and tech enthusiast
• Father, husband, occasional gamer

Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

Running ottawa.place with @leigh. Canadian, security person, and proud cat-dad to two wonderful fuzzy friends (profile picture is Marie). Currently working @ Tailscale.

Also running some Mastodon #relays ( #relay ) at https://relay.activitypub.ca - more info to come!

#cats #cdnpoli #infosec #renewableenergy (and more...)

Things I do: landscape, storm and protest photography; paragliding, climbing, adventure sports; border and human rights activism.

Intellectual hobbies: science, nature, security/privacy, sociology of the web. Learning Spanish.

My fine art prints are available on my website.

Welcome newcomers. You'll like it here, but give it some time.

Profile photo: white guy in a baseball cap with an iguana on my shoulder. Banner: "Aneurysm for President 2026" in patriotic red, white and blue.

#NoBot

Born 1980-05-15 in Mena, AR
Cis White Male He/him
Liberal Democratic Socialist Idealist
Professional Haskell Programmer
Lives in Cove, AR
(24 years resident of Fayetteville, AR)

Please use Wire (or Signal) for private messaging.

Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

I have friends everywhere.

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I do not have a podcast. Business Analyst. Cybersecurity Analyst. Former software architect, always a solution architect. Former Apple Consultant. Feminist. Weekend voluptuary. Introvert. Empath. Early Gen-X. Recovering BBS sysop. Mostly vegetarian. Friend of Carlotta. Sober 12+ years. Insanely happily married.

I am grateful to the Indigenous keepers of the traditional and unceded lands on which I live and work: the lək̓ʷəŋən peoples, and the Songhees, Esquimalt and W̱SÁNEĆ peoples whose historical relationships with the land continue to this day. I am committed to respecting, listening to, and continuously learning from the diverse interests and perspectives of these and other Indigenous Peoples.

29+ year information security “professional”.

I'm a middle-aged, middle class husband, dad, doggy-dad, and friend. Stage IIIB #ColorectalCancer survivor.

I like non-alcoholic #beer, #gardening and #yardwork, playing #guitar, listening to #music, and reading #books (mystery, thriller, suspense, #scifi, fantasy, #astrophysics, and #cosmology).

I’m supporter of #LGBTQIA rights, a #BlackLivesMatter advocate, a believer in #TransRights and proponent of equality. I support #Ukraine. I DO NOT support ICE.

0% of my profile and posts are AI-generated.

Posts are on auto-delete (1 week).

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

(he/him)

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profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava

#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

(public toots CC By-SA 4.0 if applicable)

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Security researcher by day, weird deer lady by night. Big fan of usenet and smolnet and prone to talking in equal measure about Linux and stuffed animals.

She/her

That threat analyst from around the 'way, https://infosec.exchange/@corq,
https://mas.corq.co/@rogue_corq < #ukraine war news & #cats feed. Or, you know, just some #RANDO.

#ISaidWhatISaid

da1ca288c5f88da7b714105caf9cf661 You don't buy Degas from Signor Benati. Threat Analyst. Honeypot/OSINT. DXer. Linux Shill. Esterhase's Lamplighter.

Shmethical #Hacker. #Research mucky-muck at @runzero. #Election worker. #CVE bagman. #Metasploit collaborator. Briefly a fed. Anti-Fascist. #FriendofDeSoto. #Podcaster

Hey, my attorney and wife (same person) is running for US Congress. Donate here!

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/claire-reynolds-1

I post here for me, mostly around #infosec / #cybersecurity.

Intro: https://infosec.exchange/@todb/109270457002321619

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pan, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby #Tomboy in 🌲 #Seattle. 🙅🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: a bunch
Founder: @AltAfterDark

🩷💛🩵

🥰 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport / #Lockpicking
📸 #Photography

😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

#crypto (means cryptography) #infosec #privacy | Support, love to #i2p #torproject | No his mind is not for rent, to any god or government | The corporate surveillance the world has so readily accepted enables the descent into fascism