Header image is a novelty desk sign that, instead of a name or title, reads "Welcome to the shitshow," nicked from someone here. Avatar is a selfie of me standing up, outside, with a neighborhood of palm trees and stucco houses behind me. I'm wearing light sunglasses, red lipstick, and a sleeveless shirt with a balloon animal print. Not shown: my walker. #IIH #IdiopathicIntracranialHypertension #fibromyalgia #disability #TransRights

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…or so the Germans would have us believe. (Bonus points if you know the reference)

#Aussie #tech and support professional in the public sector; enjoys #technology, security, #travel, #cooking & #photography. Will have fun changing name, based on how I feel at the time, or sometimes just a most recent snack.

Grew up in Beautiful Downtown Burbank, spent 10 years in the US Army (Infantry). Attended Southern Cal (IR degree) and CUA(JD). And I work currently as an SRE supporting a cloud SIEM product for which I have absolutely no education for, all hands on. Currently loving my adopted State of Colorado. Interests include #books #linux #politics #philosophy #hiking #cycling #motorcycles #veteran #photography

28+ year information security “professional”.

I'm a middle-aged, middle class husband, dad, doggy-dad, and friend. Stage IIIB #ColorectalCancer survivor.

I like non-alcoholic #beer, #gardening and #yardwork, playing #guitar, listening to #music, and reading #books (mystery, thriller, suspense, #scifi, fantasy, #astrophysics, and #cosmology).

I’m supporter of #LGBTQIA rights, a #BlackLivesMatter advocate, a believer in #TransRights and proponent of equality. I support #Ukraine.

0% of my profile and posts are AI-generated.

Posts are on auto-delete (1 week).

Six Word Memoir: Clever, creative, and occasionally quite crazy.
I like #Cats, #Podcasts, #Accessibility, #CivilRights, #BodyAutonomy, #LGBTQ people, #Progressive politics, #MentalHealth, #SuicidePrevention, #utpol, #utah, #MCU, #Spiderverse, #Farscape, #RedDwarf, and a bunch of other random things.
Pronouns: she/her
Searchable, if'n you're a tootfinder.

Dad, Husband, Sysadmin, Anti-Spammer, Disillusioned Radical Lefty, Old GenX-er.
I'm fat and I have a headache|AntiFa Patriot|
BLACK LIVES MATTER!
Living on occupied land previously shared by many Anishinaabe peoples.

#Detroit #Michigan #USA #Sysadminnery #BadDad #ADHD #infosec #IWeepSixColors #Spam #ASF #SpamAssassin

gaymer. infosec. FOSS. co-host of @OffTheHook. Columbia University '18.
EN/ES/IT/עברית

#infosec #privacy #FOSS #KDE #freesoftware #p2p #GNU #Linux #gaymer #LGBT #queer #NYC #NewYork #Manhattan #socialism #socialist #urbanism #trains

Warrior, thief, smuggler, king, knows that running /bin/su is like picking up a heavy and very sharp axe.

Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: a bunch
Founder: @AltAfterDark

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😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

I run the toxicity-free, happy home for otaku, https://urusai.social
If you're into anime, manga, games, light novels, etc, and want to see more weeb stuff on your TL, signups are open!

Sr. "Dishonesty Unmasking Agent" @ PlayStation, ex-Bungie #GameSecIsNotInfoSec

Gamer, former esports commentator, Kingdom Hearts fanboy

Opinions are *definitely* my own

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#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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InfoSec Manager, vCISO ish
US Coast Guard Veteran
Service Disabled Small Business Owner
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Outlaw 🤠
Punk Alt Folk Garage Rock
Harley's, Trikes, and Touring
#Starfield #Fallout random sims
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Very Neurodivergent with Doctors note
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Living On Duwamish Land among the Salish Sea Tribes
Who’s Land do you live on https://native-land.ca/

I break things and void warranties. Encryption extremist. Adversarial archivist. 100% no-LLM pure-organic BS.
Fun fades, but irritation is infinite.
⚠️Private account. All toots are licensed under the MIT license.
#NoBridge
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Born 1980-05-15 in Mena, AR
Cis White Male He/him
Liberal Democratic Socialist Idealist
Professional Haskell Programmer
Lives in Cove, AR
(24 years resident of Fayetteville, AR)

Please use Wire (or Signal) for private messaging.

Software developer in Washington, DC (Herndon, VA specifically)

Doing #govtech, #cybersecurity python, dotnet, aws, mostly Infrastructure as Code and cloud apps.

I tweet about software, programming, #python, dad jokes, DC, Fed government tech contracting

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WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson (they/them), a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

Main: @alice

🩵🩷🤍

😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

🐧Linux sysadmin, infosec aficionado, occasional writer, genx emo kid, 🏳️‍🌈️old lesbian marrried to @Chrisblue, 🏳️‍⚧️️25 years post, ⚾️Phillies phan phorever, ⚽ever hopeful WNBA & NWSL will give us a franchise. she/her/yo 💙️💛️ Black and trans lives matter. Full stop.

If a politics post has a picture of Donald Trump I'll CW it; otherwise probably not. Please don't take it personally.

infosec on-topic account: @linuxandyarn

InfoSec Pro speaking to just plain folks. Opinions are mine, or someone else's, but definitely not my employer's... He/him

“If I’m not imagined in your future, do I exist in it?”-Hodari Davis