Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #Emojis #enby #fedi22 #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #MasksWork #PenTest #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ

Born at 319ppm. 'We should stop using past tense for COVID and future tense for climate change.' by The Titan Born. Couldn't agree more.

Networking & Security technology business professional with a passion for family, environment, sailing, photography. Proud husband, father and grandfather.

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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Critical Infrastructure & Industrial Security Advisor. Recovering regulator. Airport dweller. #PDX-based. @ampyxcyber President and CEO. CCI US Coordinator. @beerisac coin 001. #ICS #OT #NERCCIP #NIST #TSASD #DHSCPG #IEC62443

Infosec, Psychology+SE, OSINT, Privacy, Planes (#EWR), NJ, Linux, Geopolitics and Environmentalism etc.

Huge SciFi fan 🖖

Just a cold robot on the internet hacking, shitposting, helping and doing things

I joke. A lot.
Pretty unfiltered, thoughts/opinions my own not my employers. Probably overanalyzing things... Or am I? What does that really mean? Maybe if I calculate the optimal amount of analysis...

Profile Pic: A Moopsy from Star Trek Lower Decks in a Team Magma hood now with eye patch and crow

Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

@SoLSec:~# lsof /
#Anonymous #Linux #GNU #GreyHat #Privacy #CyberSecurity #NetworkSystemsAdmin #GoodTrouble #DarkHumor #Starwars #Marvel #OSINT #Encryption #OpSec #ParrotOS #OffSec #Kali #EFF #Debian #GlitterSqaud #TeamCatToaster

Old school IT Technician and Cyber Janitor.
Interests in InfoSEC, History, Physics and SciFi.

The header image is a panaroma photograph of the view from the summit of Eryri on a clear sunny day. That's rare enough to be noteworthy 🙂

My avatar is a grayscale low contrast version of my portrait. You're not missing anything of artistic merit.

👩‍🔬 #geek girl (#software, #dsl, #retrocomputing, #electronics, #fpga, #maths, #infosec, sometimes #sre);
🧠 #neurospicy;
🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ #trans / #GirlsLikeUs, 💊 2018-12-13;
⬱🌹 Social Democrat (#SocDem), 🧙‍♀️ aspiring Social Justice Witch (#SJW);
🌌 #cosmopolitan (Wahlheimat: 🇩🇪 #Deutschland / #Germany, 🇪🇺 #EU, 🌍 #Terra);
🇺🇦 Protect Ukraine: <https://toot.cat/@riley/109575519338488877>.

𓅾 Twitter refugee. Former G+ refugee.

Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

(he/him)

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profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava

#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

(public toots CC By-SA 4.0 if applicable)

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gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl suit.

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"my cutie (it/its)" ~ @BernadetteKessler

"computer toucher in the street, girl kisser in the sheet" ~ @somsnosa

"aaaaaaaaaaah" ~ @drakulix

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See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

Born 1980-05-15 in Mena, AR
Cis White Male He/him
Liberal Democratic Socialist Idealist
Professional Haskell Programmer
Lives in Cove, AR
(24 years resident of Fayetteville, AR)

Please use Wire (or Signal) for private messaging.

I love the smell of geekosterone in the morning... and mojitos at night.

I speak fluent sarcasm, & occasional snark. I'm a rain-breathing, webbed-footed #Seattle native. I can name an #EltonJohn song in ~3 notes. I'm heavily into #privacy #security / #infosec & have zero trust in third parties.

Some of my opinions WILL differ from yours(!!) I'm ok with this. Are you?

Apocalypse planning since 1994. My other acct @justyourluck is where I keep it doomy, all pandemics & disasters.

Der Podcast für Informationssicherheit und Datenschutz. Seit 2016 setzen wir (Stefan und Sven) uns zweimal im Monat ans Mikro, um über aktuelle News und allgemeine Themen aus IT-Security und Privacy zu sprechen. Hier trötet Stefan, der Sven ist drüben bei chaos.social als @zeroday am tröten.

"New rule for trail running: if you set out to climb a mountain within six hours of sunset, bring your damn headlamp”

A SWE in a HWE world. Walks to work in Cupertino. World’s laziest ultra runner. Still a kid from Long Island.

https://soundcloud.com/nuthatch/fort-hill-morning-songs
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4vKJjftAfizHfomnRwIH2z?si=172f781533714f71
https://bandcamp.com/nuthatch

Teacher in #Maths & #ComputerScience
#OpenSource #foss #dev #AI #IA
& Team #NSI
Posts on #Science, #Tech, #Politics, #Education, #AI #crypto #infosec & any stuff.
RTs≠Endorsement

#free as in #f..cking #free (software, mind & world)

Let's follow ! 🤘🤙

IT #security expert, interested in #IoT, #cryptography, #blockchain (since 2010!) and #hacking - FR&EN - opinions are my own
⚡️[email protected]

design, build, teach threat-informed information security programs and techniques. Also: boosts of interesting classes, tools, research. (they/them)