Security/Devops engineer. Moved from Chicago to Denmark. I’m an expert on nothing but I’m trying.

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pan, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 🙅🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: a bunch
Founder: @AltAfterDark

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🥰 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport / #Lockpicking
📸 #Photography

😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Politics ∪ tech ∪ security ∪ privacy ∪ O_o

Several-time EFF Tech Trivia champion.

Sysop of Free Radical.

I blog about this at https://blog.freeradical.zone/.

I’ve got your back.

Very approachable. Bring treats.

Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

(he/him)

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profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava

#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

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Holding expansive space for multidisciplinary, deep-dive explorations to solve wicked problems. B.Eng., MSc., meditator, project manager, process facilitator.

#Climate #Meditation #dkpol #SDG #IDG #Leadership #Change #Solutions #Kindness #Being #Thinking #Relating #Collaborating #Acting #InnerDevelopmentGoals #Spaceholder #InformationSecurity #Democracy #RuleOfLaw #Retssikkerhed #Demokrati #RiskManagement #WickedProblems #AmateurPhotography #Fantasy #SciFi #JaneAusten #Copenhagen #dkmastodon

29+ year information security “professional”.

I'm a middle-aged, middle class husband, dad, doggy-dad, and friend. Stage IIIB #ColorectalCancer survivor.

I like non-alcoholic #beer, #gardening and #yardwork, playing #guitar, listening to #music, and reading #books (mystery, thriller, suspense, #scifi, fantasy, #astrophysics, and #cosmology).

I’m supporter of #LGBTQIA rights, a #BlackLivesMatter advocate, a believer in #TransRights and proponent of equality. I support #Ukraine. I DO NOT support ICE.

0% of my profile and posts are AI-generated.

Posts are on auto-delete (1 week).

Things I do: landscape, storm and protest photography; paragliding, climbing, river running, outdoor adventure; border and human rights activism.

Intellectual hobbies: science, nature, security/privacy, online sociality. Learning Spanish.

My fine art prints are available on my website.

Welcome newcomers. You'll like it here, but give it some time.

Profile photo: white guy in a baseball cap with an iguana on my shoulder. Banner: "Aneurysm for President 2026" in patriotic red, white and blue.

The elders of the Internet know who I am. Some areas of interest: #Infosec, #IoT (Internet of Tractors), obscure #programming languages, #science, #art, #music, #space exploration, #photography, animal #welfare, #philanthropy, #comedy, #fantasy, #scifi, off/road #cycling, #gardening, #mycology, secluded Croatian coastline, #food, #drinks, #books, #procrastination. Socially cautious (no automatic follow-backs). Spammers will be condemned to beasts! All content posted by me is mine unless otherwise stated. Attribution is statutory. Unless you can attribute its true authors, I do not approve the use of #AI generated content appearing in my stream in any shape or form!

Pirate Party Foreign Relations chair 2021-23

Born 330 ppm, Shetland. Dad to 2 kids (384, 390ppm)

Climate | SocDem* | Pragmatism | Kindness | Tech | TTRPG | 5% shit-posts | Too many boosts

Dayjob: Resilience/Disaster Recovery/Infosec

Live Bundjalung Country
Always was, always will be

Banner: Pirate flag, Alasdair Grey (mis)quote

Avi: 3 arrows

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (native)
🇫🇷 (presque courant)
🇮🇹 (quasi fluente)
🇩🇪 (schlecht)
🇪🇸 (un poco)

Ask me why I hate quote posts

*Contains left-ecomodernism

Cryptographic & Security Engineering

Previously: Founding & Lead iOS Engineer @signalapp

Tooting on all things #cryptography, #lithography, #energy, #security, #mobility, #climate, European #aerospace and federalism.

IT-Allrounder: 🛡️ Cybersecurity 🛜 Netzwerk ⚙️ Server 🌐 Web

Brains in the "trying to be a good dad despite having a bad dad" gang. ☦️|Father|Philosopher|Offensive Security|PLT
I work in offensive security, but my research interests are actually around Multics, ML dialects (including the two I’ve written, carML and coastML), and formal verification (esp Hoare Logic). Also anything gardening or hiking related
#magyar #balkanci #securityresearch #formalverification

Infosec, Psychology+SE, OSINT, Privacy, Planes (#EWR), NJ, Linux, Geopolitics and Environmentalism etc. #GAYINT

Huge SciFi fan 🖖

Just a cold robot on the internet hacking, shitposting, helping and doing things

I joke. A lot.
I post about planes and ATC stuff. A lot.

Pretty unfiltered, thoughts/opinions my own not my employers. Probably overanalyzing things... Or am I? What does that really mean? Maybe if I calculate the optimal amount of analysis...

Profile Pic: A Moopsy from Star Trek Lower Decks in a NTSB vest

Amateur professional #selfhost sysadmin. Professional amateur #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I like board games and some video games. I am #covid cautious and I still #wearamask. Opinions are my own, but they can be yours too. 100% Organic:,No artificial colors, preservatives, or intelligence added.

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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Policy guy @edri, working on platform regulation, content moderation, data protection and surveillance ads in Europe. For 15+ years in the Brussels maze.

Digital security trainer, Chief Degoogliser, cyclist, lover of the outdoors. Formerly writing for Golem.de.

Views my own.

#DSA #DMA #TrackingFreeAds #Surveillance #Decentralisation #Policy #Privacy #DataProtection #Cycling

NSFW, 18+ only!

Horny on main (with CW of course).

Privacy and security focused IT geek.

New England based kinky switchy puppy into all sorts of things. I love designing and building kinky projects, everything from restraints to electronic projects and more 😈. Photos are either mine or shared with permission.

@PupNigel = Husband ❤

Contributor to an open source project near you (Alpine Linux, Guix, ...). Passionate about functional programming (mostly Scheme and Haskell), software security, and operating systems. Day job in computer science, currently doing a postdoc in systems research.

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The Future Is Intersectional

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!