Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson (they/them), a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALT: @alice_watson
Founder: @AltAfterDark

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😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #NSFW #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22
💞 @taedryn

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Father. Grandpa. Geek. Former journalist.
Hacker.
Security researcher.
Board of directors @CircleCityCon (RIP)
CMO @BSidesLV
Member: @CuratedIntel

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #Emojis #enby #fedi22 #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #MasksWork #PenTest #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ

Music, plants, food

#bloomscrolling
#bookstodon
#ClimateChangeGardening
#ClimateCrisis
#compositon
#cooking
#cycling
#fermenting
#FoodSecurity
#foraging
#gardening
#InsektenSamstag
#music
#MusicProduction
#MusicTheory
#musodon
#NativePlants
#organic
#permaculture
#rewilding
#sustainability
#theatre
#theater

I lead a team running a #Supercomputer at a University in the #UK.

#infosec #privacy #FOSS #retro #hpc #tech #dogs #academia #uk #keyboards #CasioWatches #MetalDetecting #linux #nobot and #ScaleModelling #photography

Long-time fedi user, although i have recently moved instance

Critical Infrastructure & Industrial Security Advisor. Recovering regulator. Airport dweller. #PDX-based. @ampyxcyber President and CEO. CCI US Coordinator. @beerisac coin 001. #ICS #OT #NERCCIP #NIST #TSASD #DHSCPG #IEC62443

Data protection and cybersecurity attorney // Nerd who misses the days when tech was fun and exciting, not dystopic and manipulative
CIPP/US

Software engineer and devtools founder - working on https://infosec.exchange/@tech4palestine. Previously founded CircleCI and @darklang.

Irish, based in NYC after a decade in SF.

Functional languages, devtools, progressive politics, tech, pastries. Recurser. (he/him)

Policy guy @edri, working on platform regulation, content moderation, data protection and surveillance ads in Europe. For 15+ years in the Brussels maze.

Digital security trainer, Chief Degoogliser, cyclist, lover of the outdoors. Formerly writing for Golem.de.

Views my own.

#DSA #DMA #TrackingFreeAds #Surveillance #Decentralisation #Policy #Privacy #DataProtection #Cycling

AKA Childless Cat Dad

#FOSS supporter/ #Linux fan / #atheist / #nerd / #stoner / #leftist / #DemocraticSocialist / #IT professional / #Cat owner x2 / #TuskNotMusk / #AntiBigTech / #DetroitCityFC Supporter

Network+ certified

No gods, no masters / #BLM / #ACAB / #FREEPALESTINE

Billionaires should not exist.

A better world is possible.

warning: this account sometimes posts #weed content

Tw*tt*r user for over 11 years. Moved to mastodon once el*n took over

Migrated from fosstodon.org.
Original start date 11/5/2022

Doing stuff in data protection, healthcare law and privacy-by-design. Moonlighting as digital rights activist. Innocent bystander in infosec scene.

The world’s on fire, so let’s grab some marshmallows and not take everything so seriously. #UK based, working in hardware security hacking. Into #Infosec, #Standup #Comedy, and bad puns.

Mainly over on @barsteward.bsky.social
dormant: @[email protected]

Unemployable tech burnout whomst likes working on distributed systems, games, music, and other weird art things.

This is my 'work' account where I post mostly about my progress, frustrations, and occasional achievements in personal projects.

I *work* as an engineer at an IT security company, but I don't post about it here.

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Allegedly I'm a writer (q4 2026 👀), you should bully me to write more.

I'm also working on a hardware description language for circuit combinators in Factorio and experimenting with UI widgets in the Bevy engine because I want to write my own text editor one day.
Feel free to @ me about them or any other projects you might have seen me contribute to.

The revolution starts in your heart 🏴

🔹My hdl🔹https://codeberg.org/kookie/basil-lang
🔸My text editor🔸https://codeberg.org/kookie/teksus
🔸'My' mesh project🔸https://codeberg.org/irdest/irdest
🔹My music🔹https://breadmachine.bandcamp.com

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Architect for #Dell, formerly SDL and VR for #Dell; #CISSP, Distinguished Engineer, #TrustedComputing Evangelist by day, artist, birder and reader by night. owned by 3 feline overlords

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson (they/them), a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALT: @alice
Founder: @AltAfterDark

🩵🩷🤍

😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #NSFW #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22
💞 @taedryn

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Podcaster, blogger, programmer, teetotaler. Co-founder of Sealcode (https://www.sealcode.it/), creator of Sealious (https://hub.sealcode.org/source/sealious/). Privacy and security educator at https://www.internet-czas-dzialac.pl/

Opting in to make my profile searchable

cuddly trans vampire vixen, ace-flux lesbian, software & hardware developer, photographer, synthesizer nerd, codes python, does it security, runs the @c3nav infrastructure, NOC, VOC, occasionally streams tech/music/gaming stuff, goth girl in disguise, loves latex

I'm just this guy, you know!

- Views my own 😇
- ex-Staff Security dino @ Google 🦕
- Purveyor of fine whisky 🥃, hard mixes 🎧🎚️, & fresh bull 💩
- Zurich 🇨🇭 / Valencia 🇪🇸
- On the path to FI/RE

DJ Mixes https://mixcloud.com/c22dnb #dnb #DrumAndBass

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אנטיפה

ژن، ژیان، ئازادی

Am Yisrael Chai

Be gay, do crime.

Biji Berxwedana Rojava!

White silence is violence.

The future is intersectional.

"In all our decadence people die"

Destroy The Patriarchy Not The Planet!

"No one should ever suffer from such want amidst such plenty."

Providing sufficient alt text or audio description is essential for posts that primarily contain images, audio or video.

Accessibility isn't a feature, it's a requirement.

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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