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Recently finished a PhD in InfoSec, but quit academia right away. I just can't. I am into FLOSS, privacy, and human rights. I work in data by day, but I'm a fulltime human rights activist and have spoken at various fora against digital dictatorship and BigTech's shitfuckery.

Outside of my activism, I enjoy walking my dog, Heidi, vegan food, gaming, left wing politics, programming and makeup. Hope to connect to like-minded people (or not, challenge me)

 Security Engineering and Architecture 🇪🇺🇮🇹🇫🇷🌉

Ronin; Anime; Dev; Retro; Infosec; Fitness
waifuvault.moe maintainer
C# | TS | Java | C | Fortran | Python
Blue Team | OSINT

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

“Hey love, do you still have that snot snurk meme?” –⁠@alice_watson

😺😷🔛Ⓜ️🐈‍⬛🩷🩵
#AuADHD #Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #Emojis #enby #fedi22 #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #MasksWork #PenTest #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #WeirdTech

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I've been around online since the earlier usenet days when you had to have some chops to know what usenet is (was), and how to get on it. Mastodon right now feels a bit like the good days of usenet, there's some of the same vibe.

Interests: bike maintenance, ebikes, orchids, cymbidiums, weird succulents, gardening in general, security engineering, current events, congressional shenanigans, courthouse shenanigans, US and european politics.

#slavaUkraini

#nobridge

Features editor at Dark Reading. Full of love, fear, and carbs. Trans rights are human rights. Header image is a picture of Nibbler, one of my two brown tabbies, starting to yawn; his mouth is a hilarious o shape. Avatar is a selfie of me out in the streets at golden hour, wearing dark sunglasses, a vintage blue hat with black pompom, and a purple leather jacket. #journalism #journalist #DarkReading #disability

Most posts auto-delete after 3 months, so grab that meme when you see it! :)

Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

(he/him)

profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava

#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

(public toots CC By-SA 4.0 if applicable)

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always hopeful, rarely optimistic

#Twitter refugee #FBPE

I'm an old biddy, retired, interested in science, sci fi, humour, cute animal videos, real ale, good food all the usual stuff

Sadly of late I've become rather political as my Government seems intent on destroying my country & I hate politics

LGBTQ+ ally, atheist/humanist if you're religious that's OK

Religion is like a penis, it's OK to have one & be proud of it
But don't thrust it anywhere without an invite by someone old enough to understand what it is

shipwrk'd & coma-tose
drink'n fresh granat-apfel muttersaft

security researcher, open-source hardware+software engineer, ⚧dimensional slider, paradoxically lucid, bruja cibernética, exile, formally–trained geneticist, netzwerk hexe, bi-polar 2 witch-apologist, amateur mycologist, glitch witch, katzenamt Bürokrat, day–dreamer, night-timer party–crasher

+poorly conceived original #music
+stupid posts in english, español, and deutsche

❌❌❌❌🜏❌❌❌⛧❌❌❌🜏❌❌❌❌
desperately trying to save what God is trying to kill.
i skirt light's edge, where shadows and truths spill.
beneath the moon's watchful eye, with a witch's skill;
i play the devil's advocate, in a world that's never still.

i'm the root of all that's evil but you can call me pixel
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#InfoSec #Nerd 🕵 (SIEM-SOAR-IR-RE)
#AnCom
#Luciferian / #Satanist zealot (Not CoS or TST) 🜏
#LeftHandPath #ChaosWitch #Occultist ⛧
#HRT DIYer (EEn) 💉
#BDSM freak ​
#LGBT 🏳️‍🌈 / #Trans militant 🏳️‍⚧️
#BLM always ✊🏿
#Accessibility is key ​♿
#Manjaro fanatic
#KDE nut
#Python lover
#Piracy hoarder 🏴‍☠️​
#Cyberpunk crank ​
#Music of many stripes, mostly #Techno and #HeavyMetal 🎶

everything here is my ideas not my employer's

profile pic is just my own chaos manifesting and is not real

zero-fucks-given infosec research | 🇺🇦 Ukraine needs your help to kill Ruϟϟian zombies: http://savelife.in.ua/en/donate

What am I doing now:
- #Infosec Executive in Financial Services
- #SecurityOperations, #ProductionSupport, and #Firewall management
- Board Chairman TAG Information #Security Society
- Member of #EFGA, #ATL2600, #DC404, #DC770, #DC706
- Father of 8 kids including 🇭🇳x2, 🏳️‍🌈, 🏳️‍⚧️, ♾️
- #Speaker
- #Mentor
- #Backpacker
- NA #Miata owner
- #Goyishe
- #Gamer
- #Polyamorous and #ENM
- #BDSM, #Dom, #Rigger

Stuff I've done in the past:
- #GeorgiaTech Alumnus (Computer Engineering)
- #UU Lay Minister Emeritus
- #Ironman #Triathlete
- Former #IBMer
- #Writer, published via IBM Press and Gartner Publications
- Infosec #Startups
- #CISM, #CISSP, #ITIL, #SOA, #MSCE, #CCNA, #Security+, #Network+, #A+
- World #Traveler (27 countries and counting)

Other tags that color my life:
#LGBTAlly
#Hufflepuff
#BlackLivesMatter
#TransRights
#ADHD
#PolyAm
#tootfinder
#fedi22

SysAdmin, NetAdmin, Computer Tech #h4ckseed | ecologist sportsman e-music cinema cooking traveling bricolage | ES/EN

XMPP ~ [email protected]
SimpleX Chat ~ https://simplex.chat/contact/#/?v=2-6&smp=smp%3A%2F%2FN_McQS3F9TGoh4ER0QstUf55kGnNSd-wXfNPZ7HukcM%3D%40smp19.simplex.im%2FyS_Db7mkYRyi-VofTU1yxxLjRsPskKZe%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-3%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEAgGZoX7CeGxL0Ri5W0h6PWkd9RZTIozmbkEXjsUDgPjA%253D%26srv%3Di53bbtoqhlc365k6kxzwdp5w3cdt433s7bwh3y32rcbml2vztiyyz5id.onion

Hi, I'm Alice, a: 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ∤ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle.

ALT: @alice

When it comes to #pronouns & partners, I prefer they/femme.

💛🤍💜🖤 / ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
👩‍💻 #Tech
🔏 #Data & #Privacy
🕵 #OSInt & #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
🐧 #FOSS
😸 #Cats
🦯 #AltText
✅ #fedi22
💞 @taedryn

🤬 Nay:
💰 #Capitalism
👮🏻‍♂️ #Bigotry
🔫 #Guns

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NGI Zero is a grant making programme for R&D of free and open source technology, coordinated by @nlnet in collab with @fsfe @APC @ps @techcultivation @ros @fsi @nixos_org @ISOCSwitzerland @apell Tolerant Networks HAN University Brno University OW2 & OFE | Delivers technology for the #NextGenerationInternet
Account is run by NLnet
IMG: C. Jeschke | Unsplash

A #Scot in #Australia
- retired Uni of New England (AU) IT manager (#dataCentre, #network, #security)
- has an eclectic taste in #music
- mapper at #openStreetMap (#OSM)
- registered with Land for #Wildlife
- reading #sff
- writing using #markdown
- #photography

Living on 40 hectares (100 acres), mostly woodland, in #rural Australia, ~20 km east of Armidale, New South Wales

Also #linux, #macOS, #raspberryPi, #amateurRadio, #hiking, #borderCollie, #cooking

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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Banana for scale

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Warrior, thief, smuggler, king, knows that running su is like picking up a heavy and very sharp axe.

GÉANT is the collaboration of European National Research and Education Networks (NRENs).

Together we deliver an information ecosystem of infrastructure and services to advance research, education, and innovation on a global scale.

#️⃣ #Research #Education #Networking #NRENs #Innovation #science #Network #eduroam #Europe #eInfrastructure #security #cybersecurity #cloud #cloudservices #trustandidentity #Identityandaccessmanagement #openscience #hpc #tech #fedi22 #tfr