Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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#AuADHD #Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #Emojis #enby #fedi22 #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #MasksWork #PenTest #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ

@volatility Core Dev | Art of Memory Forensics co-author | #DFIR trainer and enthusiast | Director of Adversary Tactics at @huntress

Staff Engineer, #platform @ SeatGeek.com - I toot in #danish / #dansk and #english

Owner of the Mastodon server https://expressional.social/ and Pixelfed server https://pixelfed.dk

Want to join the server? Follow this guide: https://expressional.social/move

"Kendt" fra Kulturen på P1

#DX, #DeveloperExperience, #cli #go #gopher, #platform, #software, #mastodon, #security, and #infrastructure #fedi22

Father. Grandpa. Geek. Former journalist.
Hacker.
Security researcher.
Board of directors @CircleCityCon (RIP)
CMO @BSidesLV
Member: @CuratedIntel

Associate at Harvard SEAS. Founder at DiceKeys. Former researcher at Microsoft Research & MIT Lincoln Laboratory. Debunker of security questions, site-authentication images, & mandatory password resets.

🥑 #CMgr @CrowdSec
📢 #FLOSS Hacktivist
🙌 #Community #DevRel #DEI 💙 @fedora @libreoffice @opensourcediversity @sustainoss #MLPrague

gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl suit.

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"my cutie (it/its)" ~ @BernadetteKessler

"computer toucher in the street, girl kisser in the sheet" ~ @somsnosa

"aaaaaaaaaaah" ~ @drakulix

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See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

Engineering Lead • Aspiring Product Manager & Red-Teamer • Electronic Musician • Tokyo/London/Brum • he/him


👋 Hi - I’m Alex! (he/him)

👨‍💻 Web: https://alexwilson.tech


💼 I’m a Principal Engineer at the Financial Times (opinions & hot-takes are my own)

🎧 I’m also an amateur electronic music producer (beeps & boops are my own)
✨ Let’s talk: #WebPerf, #Product, Sound Design, Statistics, #Observability, #Security
 & #Chess

Software since 1998.

Black lives matter. Trans lives matter. LGBT+ rights are human rights. Healthcare, security, a decent income, and housing with dignity are human rights. Abortion is healthcare. Science is our best hope as a species. Kindness and empathy are the noblest of human traits.

I block assholes and bigots.

He/him.

Profile photo credit: Krishna Manda

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

Press F1 to continue…

Founder of BlueGreen Labs | addressing #climatechange through data driven methods in #ecology #remotesensing #phenology #foodsecurity

#rstats developer | #academic omnivore | move fast and fix things | personal account | #politics, #science & #foss software | he / him

There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
- Leonard Cohen

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson (they/them), a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALT: @alice_watson

🩵🩷🤍

😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #NSFW #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22
💞 @taedryn

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

shipwrk'd & coma-tose
drink'n fresh granat-apfel muttersaft

security researcher, open-source hardware+software engineer, ⚧dimensional slider, paradoxically lucid, bruja cibernética, exile, formally–trained geneticist, netzwerk hexe, bi-polar 2 witch-apologist, amateur mycologist, glitch wit☽h, katzenamt Bürokrat, day–dreamer, night-timer party–crasher

+poorly conceived original #music
+stupid posts in english, español y deutsche

Critical Infrastructure & Industrial Security Advisor. Recovering regulator. Airport dweller. #PDX-based. @ampyxcyber President and CEO. CCI US Coordinator. @beerisac coin 001. #ICS #OT #NERCCIP #NIST #TSASD #DHSCPG #IEC62443

Security ops engineer for DomainTools, former congressional sysadmin, writer, voracious reader. he/him. Fan of good trouble. Opinions here mine only. No LLM content from me, all flaws detected are human-generated. Autistic/depressed/anxious/hungry.

#infosec #cybersecurity #privacy #actuallyautistic #neurodivergent

UIC PhD candidate | https://Dataplane.org | ICANN research fellow | Netscout. Internet infrastructure (#BGP, #DNS) and #infosec. Bit mechanic. Also: #Blues / tfr / #fedi22

Amateur professional #selfhost sysadmin. Professional amateur #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I like board games and some video games. I am #covid cautious and I still #wearamask. Opinions are my own, but they can be yours too. 100% Organic:,No artificial colors, preservatives, or intelligence added.

⚞ piszę do z3s, sklejam Weekendową Lekturę i fotografuję murale tosterem ⚟

#infosec editor of @zaufanatrzeciastrona

toots mostly in Polish, sometimes in English

Security researcher by day, weird deer lady by night. Big fan of usenet and smolnet and prone to talking in equal measure about Linux and stuffed animals.

She/her

CloudSec manager at that online-bookstore-slash-server-rental company, adjunct professor at RIT, janitor for r/cybersecurity, and sporadic FOSS contributor. Cat person. Generally cheerful ^_^

Always trying to learn new things, and I'd rather be corrected than be correct. I try to be correct the first time anyway though!

How can I help?

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