Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #Emojis #enby #fedi22 #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #MasksWork #PenTest #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ

shipwrk'd & coma-tose
drink'n fresh granat-apfel muttersaft

security researcher, open-source hardware+software engineer, ⚧dimensional slider, paradoxically lucid, bruja cibernética, exile, alta-californian, formally–trained geneticist, netzwerk hexe, bi-polar 2 witch-apologist, amateur mycologist, glitch wit☽h, katzenamt Bürokrat, day–dreamer, night-timer party–crasher

Current Location
📍 Palermo, Sicily

+poorly conceived original #music
+stupid posts in ingles, español, deutsche, y italiano

Security ops engineer for DomainTools, former congressional sysadmin, writer, voracious reader. he/him. Fan of good trouble. Opinions here mine only. No LLM content from me, all flaws detected are human-generated. Autistic/depressed/anxious/hungry.

#infosec #cybersecurity #privacy #actuallyautistic #neurodivergent

NGI Zero is a grant making program for R&D of free and open source technologies, coordinated by @nlnet in collab with @fsfe @APC @ps @techcultivation @ros @fsi @nixos_org @ISOCSwitzerland @apell @ow2 Tolerant Networks HAN Uni Brno Uni & OFE | Delivers technology for the #NextGenerationInternet
Account = run by NLnet
IMG: C. Jeschke | Unsplash

Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

(he/him)

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profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava

#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

(public toots CC By-SA 4.0 if applicable)

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Policy guy @edri, working on platform regulation, content moderation, data protection and surveillance ads in Europe. For 15+ years in the Brussels maze.

Digital security trainer, Chief Degoogliser, cyclist, lover of the outdoors. Formerly writing for Golem.de.

Views my own.

#DSA #DMA #TrackingFreeAds #Surveillance #Decentralisation #Policy #Privacy #DataProtection #Cycling

Simple, automated security tools and guidance for individuals and companies of all sizes.
Good cybersecurity shouldn't be an enterprise feature.

Sometimes a bot, sometimes not.

She/her/they
I once worked with goats. I moved into tech.This was a mistake. 
Expect sheep, wool, and textile history. Also birbs. Infosec on occasion. 
I use content warnings for topics and images that can trigger PTSD. I do not use them to shield people ***without*** trauma from experiencing racism, sexism, transphobia, and other forms of discrimination. If you can ignore politics, you’re not likely in need of content warnings for much of anything, really.

Avatar: me holding a baby goat.

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson (they/them), a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALT: @alice_watson

🩵🩷🤍

😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #NSFW #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22
💞 @taedryn

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Software since 1998.

Anti-DEI is white supremacy. Black lives matter. Trans lives matter. LGBT+ rights are human rights. Healthcare, security, a decent income, and housing with dignity are human rights. Abortion is healthcare. Science is our best hope as a species. Kindness and empathy are the noblest of human traits.

I block assholes and bigots.

He/him.

Profile photo credit: Krishna Manda

He/him, I share cyber wisdom, humor, and other info. If I’m upsetting Democracy’s adversaries. I’m on the right track.
As a cyber pro and concert-level pianist, founder of PianoBarCon, and occasional melodica carrier at events. 
My opinions don’t necessarily match my past, present, or future employers, but not for lack of effort on my part.

If you really want to get under the hood, enjoy this autobiographical song i wrote called “Without You I’d Not Be Me”.
https://youtu.be/0B_I0Fn1Qoc

gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl suit.

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"my cutie (it/its)" ~ @BernadetteKessler

"computer toucher in the street, girl kisser in the sheet" ~ @somsnosa

"aaaaaaaaaaah" ~ @drakulix

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See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

Cryptographic & Security Engineering

Previously: Founding & Lead iOS Engineer @signalapp

Tooting on all things #cryptography, European federalism, #security, #climate, European #aerospace, #energy and #mobility

Music, plants, food

#bloomscrolling
#bookstodon
#ClimateChangeGardening
#ClimateCrisis
#compositon
#cooking
#cycling
#fermenting
#FoodSecurity
#foraging
#gardening
#InsektenSamstag
#music
#MusicProduction
#MusicTheory
#musodon
#NativePlants
#organic
#permaculture
#rewilding
#sustainability
#theatre
#theater

Shmethical #Hacker. #Research mucky-muck at @runzero. #Election Judge. #CVE bagman. #Metasploit collaborator. Briefly a fed. #FriendofDeSoto. #Podcaster #fedi22-findable

All subpoenas, warrants, contracts, and other linguistic puzzles should be directed to my attorney, @hotdogitsclaire.

I post here for me, mostly around #infosec / #cybersecurity. Sometimes I post work stuff.

Intro: https://infosec.exchange/@todb/109270457002321619

Amateur professional #selfhost sysadmin. Professional amateur #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I like board games and some video games. I am #covid cautious and I still #wearamask. Opinions are my own, but they can be yours too. 100% Organic:,No artificial colors, preservatives, or intelligence added.

Features editor at Dark Reading, currently on leave. Full of love, hope, and carbs. Trans rights are human rights. Header image is a picture of Catherine, Lady Darlington, one of my two brown tabbies, smiling her little 3-smile. Avatar is a selfie of me in a tall, brown woven chair with gold glasses and silver hair shaved on the sides but longish and tousled on top. #journalism #journalist #DarkReading #disability

Most posts auto-delete after 3 months, so grab that meme when you see it! :)

he/his
Director of Information Security at 4DMedical.
I work primarily in #infosec, #IT, and #SaaS infrastructure.
ex #USDS (fired by #DOGE)
Dad, old-school hacker, Righteous Indignation Man. Opinions are my own. Follow my blog at @jikblog.
#COVID #CovidIsNotOver #USPol #MAPol #BosPoli #Boston #MA #politics #linux #FOSS #OpenSource #ConsumerActivism #privacy #programmer #hacker #fedi22 #resist https://justmytoots.com/@jik@federate.social

Security researcher by day, weird deer lady by night. Big fan of usenet and smolnet and prone to talking in equal measure about Linux and stuffed animals.

She/her

Founder of BlueGreen Labs | addressing #climatechange through data driven methods in #ecology #remotesensing #phenology #foodsecurity

#rstats developer | #academic omnivore | move fast and fix things | personal account | #politics, #science & #foss software | he / him

There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
- Leonard Cohen