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Founder of Funky.Sec - A Zine for the 21st century.

Neurodivergent Cyberpunk. Worked with Google Cloud for 5 Years and these blasted machines for almost my entire life. Information Security is important, despite what you may of been told. Spider Jerusalem made manifest on this material plane. We have a war to win.

My views are my own and cannot be bought or sold.

I am Director of System Architecture at SCI Semiconductor and a Visiting Researcher at the University of Cambridge Computer Laboratory. I remain actively involved in the #CHERI project, where I led the early language / compiler strand of the research, and am the maintainer of the #CHERIoT Platform.

I was on the FreeBSD Core Team for two terms, have been an LLVM developer since 2008, am the author of the GNUstep Objective-C runtime (libobjc2 and associated clang support), and am responsible for libcxxrt and the BSD-licensed device tree compiler.

Opinions expressed by me are not necessarily opinions. In all probability they are random ramblings and should be ignored. Failure to ignore may result in severe boredom and / or confusion. Shake well before opening. Keep refrigerated.

Warning: May contain greater than the recommended daily allowance of sarcasm.

No license, implied or explicit, is granted to use any of my posts for training AI models.

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part george carlin, part bill hicks, part robin williams.
I run a tiny security consulting company, make hotsauce, watch cartoons and figured out how to weaponize home assistant. I found 118 dollars of btc in my garage.

security engineer, holistic tester, quality enabler, agile experimenter, sociotechnical symmathecist, team glue. volleyball player, game lover, story escapist. she/her.

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behavioral cybersecurity & reputation strategist • social engineer • OSINT/SOCMINT/HUMINT • #cyberculture • inconveniently right threat modeler • marketing adj professor • COBOL programmer • #nerd • 外人 • co-founder ransomNews

Author of Digital Forensic/Pen Test/Blue Team Diaries, Hands-on Incident Response and Digital Forensics & Security Operations in Practice! (he/him) #infosec #DFIR #BlueTeam #Pentesting

Cloud native security, identity and access control. All things #OpenPolicyAgent. Creator of #Regal the #Rego linter. Problems architect, thought loss leader, 0.10X engineer and maintainer of two kids. Based in Stockholm 🇸🇪

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flyingpenguin.com since 1995.
Gebrüder Ottenheimer since 1862.
History of security, security of history.

"I bet another account would fix me."
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Author, game designer, technologist, teacher.

Helped to create the CVE and many other things. Fixed autorun for XP. On Blackhat Review board.

Books include Threats: What Every Engineer Should Learn from Star Wars (2023), Threat Modeling: Designing for Security, and The New School of Information Security.

Following back if you have content.

I am an admin of The Union Place, and a proud AWU-CWA Local 9009 #Union member.

I'm a Staff SRE at Google, but all opinions are my own, and this account and instance are in no way sponsored by or associated with Google.

I'm always open to answering questions, so just ask!

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Writer, migrant, surprisingly nice in person. I write, these days mostly explainers. Old queer. I would rather be blocked than tone policed. It's all warnable content. More meme literate than I should be at this age. I mainly shitpost, then sometimes make you cry. ❤️
(I take #alt4u help, thanks)

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Security and open source at the hardware/software interface. Embedded sec @ IOActive. Lead dev of ngscopeclient/libscopehal. GHz probe designer. Open source networking hardware. "So others may live"

Toots searchable on tootfinder.

Used to help run Fosstodon. These days, I just hang out here.

I work in InfoSec and live with two kids, one wife, two dogs, a blind cat, a flock of 25 chickens, 8 goats, and more fish than I can count.

Also into watches and motorbikes — both riding and wrenching.

I also run @purecommons.

Cultivating a sustainable future 🌱 | Focused on permaculture, regenerative agriculture & environmental conservation 🌿 | Inspiring communities to love nature, restore ecosystems, grow healthy food & protect our planet for future generations.

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Former Mac security professional who ran off to the woods, and now does guided tours in Yellowstone.