I love the smell of geekosterone in the morning... and mojitos at night.

I speak fluent sarcasm, & occasional snark. I'm a rain-breathing, webbed-footed #Seattle native. I can name an #EltonJohn song in ~3 notes. I'm heavily into #privacy #security / #infosec & have zero trust in third parties.

Some of my opinions WILL differ from yours(!!) I'm ok with this. Are you?

Apocalypse planning since 1994. My other acct @justyourluck is where I keep it doomy, all pandemics & disasters.

Security ops engineer for DomainTools, DT Investigations researcher, former congressional sysadmin, writer, voracious reader. he/him. Fan of good trouble. Opinions here mine only. No LLM content from me, all flaws detected are human-generated. Autistic/depressed/anxious/hungry.

#infosec #cybersecurity #privacy #actuallyautistic #neurodivergent

Computer nerd. Mostly doing Linux systems administration. Software tinkerer. Open source advocate and infosec enthusiast.

Also, cycling. 🚴

#linux #sysadmin #infosec #opensource #cycling #biketooter

💻 Programmer | 🌍 Decentralized technologies
💡 Passionate about: Security, Web3, Socal networks and collaborative software
🎨 Hobbies: Hackathons, Tinkering

Security Engineer. Dismantler of Torment Nexuses. Friend of Blåhaj. Knows too much about IPv6.

Interested in understanding how complex systems fail. Frequently interested in understanding how to make them fail.

Currently helping build Tor & DNS infrastructure with @emeraldonion.

"The best kind of chaos" - @browren

"It sparks joy." - @venya

I'm an artist soundtracking the MOULE WORLD and the #cartoon animal characters in it with over 14 hours of #MultiGenre #ElectronicMusic!

Listen to , my new album out now: https://moule.bandcamp.com/album/ctrl

Enjoy the Ride!

#Music #Electronic #Art #Artist #EDM #WorldBuilding #DigitalHorror #TheBugs #Cartoonist #fedi22 #LGBTQIA+ #ActuallyAutistic #OCD #Perfectionism

Software since 1998.

Anti-DEI is white supremacy. Black lives matter. Trans lives matter. LGBT+ rights are human rights. Healthcare, security, a decent income, and housing with dignity are human rights. Abortion is healthcare. Science is our best hope as a species. Kindness and empathy are the noblest of human traits.

I block assholes and bigots.

He/him.

Profile photo credit: Krishna Manda

Firefox Security, Tor Browser Dev. Also: exploits, mitigations, crypto, privacy, pseudonymity & anonymity, tor

InfoSec blue team, Principal Consultant.

Perpetual student of leadership.

Toots are my own, and don't represent my employer.
Twitter ExPat (no longer active), profile listed below only for reference

Pronouns: He/Him

Most commonly mistaken for: Sasquatch, Wookie

The occasional annals of Paul Jorgensen ジョルゲンセン ポール, a consulting global cyber security threat management professional

🛡️ Steele Fortress: Safeguarding your digital realm with cutting-edge cybersecurity solutions. Committed to empowering users with privacy, security, and peace of mind in an interconnected world. #CyberSecurity #Privacy #DataPrivacy #TechEthics

Julien aka Luj.

PhD Student in Software Supply Chain Security.

NixOS enthusiast and contributor.

Other interests include functional programming languages, software security, formal verification.

Available for freelance projects.

He/Him

May occasionally toot in french.

He/him. Solarpunk from the bad parts of the Internet.

Security professional breaking corporate AI for fun and profit, roleplayer, father, AR/VR dev amateur, HEMA practitioner, motorcyclist, European🇪🇺 of proud antifascist heritage🇮🇹, friend of cats. 日本語でも少し話せる

community. bikes. despair. send help

Professionally:

EDU infosec. terrified. send thoughts and or prayers.

Previously: Industrial Control Systems (ICS) and Supervisory Control and Data Acquisition (SCADA). I know some stuff about how fresh water gets to your house, and how the poops escape.

Personally: read the toots.

i live on Payómkowishum land. What does it mean to acknowledge this? Where are the Payómkowishum? Is a relationship with them possible?

if i interact with you, its because i find you or what you post interesting, and want to be your friend. sometimes jokes dont land, or nuance is lost. we all deserve as much grace as can be given- at least until we are revealed to be monsters.

sgnl: nolan.69

Software engineer.
Oncer.io - encrypted messaging without history.

I'm here for good vibes and new and interesting perspectives on business and technology, especially with security themes.

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🧳: 🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇩🇰
👄: 🇨🇭🇩🇪🇬🇧🇫🇷🇮🇸, 👁️/👂:🇨🇭🇩🇪🇬🇧🇫🇷🇮🇸🇮🇹🇱🇺
📚🎓: 💻 (HSR) / ⚖️ (UniLU)
🥰: 🛰️🌍🧭🎯#geocaching , 📷#photography 🏔️🌋🏕️🚂☃️🌌
🏭:🎣🪤🧑‍💻
🧠/🫀: 🤯🥳🌪️🏳️‍🌈
❤️:💒👩‍❤️‍👨
🏠:👩‍❤️‍👨+🐕‍🦺
This is my Nerd/Geek/Law/IT/Sarcasm account.
For safe ND toots follow my account @FlohEinstein
For pictures only follow my account @FlohEinstein
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Die Stabsstelle Digital Office inkl. Informationssicherheit #infosec begleitet das KIT bei der #Digitalisierung und berät und unterstützt die Leitungsebene. Hier posten wir News zu aktuellen Entwicklungen und Projekten.

I run the toxicity-free, happy home for otaku, https://urusai.social
If you're into anime, manga, games, light novels, etc, and want to see more weeb stuff on your TL, signups are open!

Sr. "Dishonesty Unmasking Agent" @ PlayStation, ex-Bungie #GameSecIsNotInfoSec

Gamer, former esports commentator, Kingdom Hearts fanboy

Opinions are *definitely* my own

[ he/him ]

Geek. Possibility Junkie. Technology Optimist.
Picture taker, memory maker. #photog
Stuck in the 80s. #80s music nerd. Book lover.
#Python dabbler. Security@SAP

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson (they/them), a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALT: @alice_watson
Founder: @AltAfterDark

🩵🩷🤍

😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #NSFW #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22
💞 @taedryn

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns