I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

#OWASP London Chapter

Twitter: https://twitter.com/OWASPLondon

Meetup page: https://meetup.com/OWASP-London

Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/OWASPLondon

LinkedIN page: https://uk.linkedin.com/company/owasplondon

YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/OWASPLondon

Things I do: landscape, storm and protest photography; paragliding, climbing, river running, outdoor adventure; border and human rights activism.

Intellectual hobbies: science, nature, security/privacy, online sociality. Learning Spanish.

My fine art prints are available on my website.

Welcome newcomers. You'll like it here, but give it some time.

Profile photo: white guy in a baseball cap with an iguana on my shoulder. Banner: "Aneurysm for President 2026" in patriotic red, white and blue.

I do #cloudsecurity and #blog on a dopamine dictated schedule. I'm #queer and enjoy #coffee. 
I try to self-host as much as I can because I don't like being someone's product. My opinions are my own and not that of my current or former employers.
I hang out in hacker spaces, go to hacker conferences, and create my own shitty mspaint art for my blogs. I immigrated from Seattle to the Netherlands with my primary partner.

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Entrepreneur, developer, security professional, advisor, and investor. Slow ultra-marathoner, mediocre powerlifter. He/him

Rust 🦀 | Linux 🐧 | Python 🐍 | Embedded ⏚

I’m an engineer currently writing and shipping production Rust for an anti-ransomware company.

I drink a LOT of tea, and read a lot of Sci-fi. I used to have many many hobbies including metal working, wood working, circuit design, 3d printing, you name it, but these days my most prominent hobby is anxiety.

I’m an American *and* an anti-fascist.

My avatar is a humanoid robot with a sword sheathed behind its back.
#rustlang #infosec #linux #PNW

LGBTQ
Concerns: colonialism, fascism, second wave feminism.
Other interests: Infosec, climate justice.
Projects: undigitizing life, preparing for the revolution, parenting.

Lag Index of Cyber Security Failures | Czechia edition |

Day job: #geospatial #datascience #python #security
Academic research: #LandReform #STS #Scotland #Ecology #Landscape #CommunityOwnership

STS, planning geography, ecology, geospatial data, stuff.

I live and raise a fuss in #Durham #NC

Currently block-happy. Too many dudes being basic in my mentions.

MA Geography
Ph.D. Constructed Environment

He/him http://git.io/vxjC7

Security Researcher | Exploit Dev | OSINT Architect

Building offensive tools and reconnaissance systems. Former criminal investigator. Active in bug bounties, fuzzing, and vulnerability research.

Founder: https://deepforkcyber.com
Co-Founder & CTO: https://aetherai.systems
Creations: https://github.com/geeknik

Oklahoma-based. INTP-T.
"I find the edge cases your threat model forgot."

Mostly computer and technical stuff. Radical listener. Tries to be a good person.
#Rust #UA

CoreOS engineer at Red Hat , Fedora Atomic Desktops maintainer (Silverblue , Kinoite ), KDE developer and KDE Apps maintainer on Flathub .

Mostly boosts about , , , , , , , , , , , , , systemd, security and some French politics.

Searchable via tootfinder (https://tootfinder.ch/).
He/him/his.

Software developer in Washington, DC (Herndon, VA specifically)

Doing #govtech, #cybersecurity python, dotnet, aws, mostly Infrastructure as Code and cloud apps.

I tweet about software, programming, #python, dad jokes, DC, Fed government tech contracting

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Sommelier, brewer, guitarist, woodworker, gamer, motorcyclist, Linux fan. Amateur in all.

Former Software Developer

Kanata, Ontario

#guitar #games #woodworking #motorcycling #linux #foss #kde #music #beer #wine #curling #theatre #brewing #ottawa #ottbike #ottpoli #DnD #cycling #security #weed #cannabis
#fedi22 #homebrew #craftbeer

#digitalinvestigations #ethicalhackers #datascience #R #bash #kalilinux #parrotsec #cybercrimevictimsupport #cybersecurity #forensics #datascience

Interesse für #Photovoltaik,#PVAnlage, #Speicher usw, auch #E-Autos -obwohl ich begeisterter Golf-TDI-Fahrer bin... Wird wohl der Letzte sein. Mag Tipps und Tricks rund um Haus und Hof.
Bin Verfechter von quelloffener Software, #GrapheneOS, #F-Droid, #Datenschutz, #Security, usw
#linuxmint seit 09/2025, #grapheneos seit 01/2026 auf Pixel10
Wohnhaft im Land #Brandenburg, #Landkreis-Oder-Spree(#LOS) (zwischen Erkner und Frankfurt/Oder)

Nerd with an interest in computers, cybersecurity, privacy, AI, HRI, open-source, videogames, and collecting music. Also like dogs and horses. All in no particular order.

I advocate for privacy and against Big Tech. Sometimes I speak or write blogs.
I have many opinions. Often with more nuance than fits a Mastodon post.

This account is strictly personal, and unrelated to my work.
・Security & Compliance Officer at team.blue.

Computer Forensics and Information Security, often with a spicy Linux flavor. Expert Witness. Trainer.

Top-notch cybersecurity magazine with daily news and articles for ethical/legal hackers, information security specialists, researchers, developers, and all other IT enthusiasts.

We do not support illegal activities in any form or shape.

I like tinkering with complex machines, be they large tech systems, small locks, mesh radios, or vehicles. Always learning.
Microsoft Cloud Nerd by trade, working with identity, security and systems management.

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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