I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Trying to figure out Cloud Security and Secure AI, as well as random other stuff of life

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It's Mastodon - obviously posts don't represent my employer

Burn, Cybersecurity Industry, Burn

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infosec, geek, he/him, socialist. I write about technology and culture. Occasionally I do so with wit.

HE/HIM/THEY/ASK ME ABOUT FUNKY.SEC @funkysec

Founder of Funky.Sec - A Zine for the 21st century. Let's keep Hacker culture alive.

Actually Autistic Neurodivergent Cyberpunk (AuDHD).

Worked with Google Cloud for 5 Years and these blasted machines for almost my entire life. Information Security is important, despite what you may of been told.

Spider Jerusalem made manifest on this material plane. If you can read this -- you're a weapon.

My views are my own and cannot be bought or sold.

Cybersecurity writing, and former professor at the Open Institute of Technology.

Previously IOActive, Venafi, AT&T Cybersecurity, BlackBerry, Hack The Box, Synack, Tripwire

Author of:

The Pentester Blueprint via Wiley Tech
Hacker Culture: A to Z available now via O'Reilly Media
Technofascism Survival Guide
https://www.kickstarter.com

#WearAMask!
She/her

I'm a friend and ally to zeroes.ca. ❤

Certified zero COVID zealot!

#fedi22 #COVID #COVIDIsAirborne #goth #infosec #ActuallyAutistic #ADHD

Benevolent leader of humanity, friend to all.

[Biography has been deleted for security reasons.]

BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/friend-computer.bsky.social

Burned out owner of a fully depreciated Ph.D. in computer science. Born in the US, still there, not proud of it. January 20, 2025 was our catastrophe.

Because my instance is infosec.exchange:
Bad Security Metrics Part 1 https://doi.org/10.1109/MITP.2018.011301733, Part 2 https://doi.org/10.1109/MITP.2018.021921653
Mostly sunny with a chance of cyber (presentation) https://doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.11165.72166

Posts that do not receive a number of faves or boosts go to the ash heap of history in 1 week.

Cybersecurity Chronicles 🌐 | Breaking down the latest in security news, #hacking #darkweb #Cybersecurity #InfoSec #HackingNews

Evangelizing the board gaming & RPG hobby & using #boardgames to support community. More meeples for more peoples!

Interests include: #BoardGames #RolePlayingGames #RPG #TTRPG #DnD #Sketching #Drawing #Painting #Art #Crafts #Reading #Movies #Documentaries #Podcasts #GameDesign #Writing #IT #InformationTechnology #InfoTech #PublicEducation #HigherEd #Libraries #Linux #FOSS #OpenSource #Scripting #BASH #Python #Powershell #Microsoft365 #Sysadmin #Security #InfoSec

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Antiguamente @asperaprocella y @asfilippini en Twitter. Mujer, madre y argentina. Atiendo boludos.

Ni olvido ni perdón. ¡No en mi nombre!

Si te *huelo* la menor conspiranoia u otra patología cognitiva la conversación se corta en seco y la relación también. Las ideas se examinan a la luz de la evidencia. O se guarda silencio.

If you "vibe check", congratulations! You've found the source of all the "bad vibes". Now keep your health and go away.

Tech worker. Knower of Kubernetes and Terraform. Wearer of many hats, including DevOps, SRE, Observability, and Security.

Neurodivergent. Ally. Privacy conscientious.

I enjoy science fiction and speculative fiction. Also dad jokes and puns.

#infosec researcher | independent #journalist | #software #developer | #telephony #engineer | #opensource contributor

The foremost expert on court #cybersecurity vulnerabilities? https://govtech.cc

#IDN/#Punycode testing.

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Drink all the booze, #hack all the things! 🐢
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I do #web #app #platforms #security #OS #runtime #firmware #software engineering
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Projects:
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• 🐧 https://linuxboot.org

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"There is no sanctum or honor among technophiles."

Creator of the Wyng backup system. Lifelong student of the personal computing condition (and human one as well).

#wyng #infosec #pcs #containers #vm #hypervisor #microkernel #backups #storage #linux #qubes #python #foss #oshw

Systems/Network Administrator, Information Security, Graphic Designs

Check out my designs: https://btelegant30.threadless.com

Check out my code: https://github.com/cybervenom01

Hello! I am Albi! A nice and friendly fur on your local fedi timeline!

I am on autism spectrum and have ADD (poors man ADHD).

I always try to be helpful and caring to others.

I am interested in and plan to study IT, especially cybersecurity.

I might discuss potentially unwanted topics (like sex or politics), but I keep in mind to put it under CW.

Infosec, Psychology+SE, OSINT, Privacy, Planes (#EWR), NJ/Lenapehoking, Linux, Geopolitics and Environmentalism etc. #GAYINT

Huge SciFi fan 🖖

Just a cold robot on the internet hacking, shitposting, helping and doing things

I joke. A lot.
I post about planes and ATC stuff. A lot.

Pretty unfiltered, thoughts/opinions my own not my employers. Probably overanalyzing things... Or am I? What does that really mean? Maybe if I calculate the optimal amount of analysis...

Profile Pic: A Moopsy from Star Trek Lower Decks in a NTSB vest

Critical Infrastructure & Industrial Security Advisor. Recovering regulator. Airport dweller. #PDX-based. @ampyxcyber President and CEO. CCI US Coordinator. @beerisac coin 001. #ICS #OT #NERCCIP #NIST #TSASD #DHSCPG #IEC62443

Author of Digital Forensic/Pen Test/Blue Team Diaries, Hands-on Incident Response and Digital Forensics & Security Operations in Practice! (he/him) #infosec #DFIR #BlueTeam #Pentesting

Security focused chap with multiple interests