HE/HIM/THEY/ASK ME ABOUT FUNKY.SEC @funkysec

Current Grumpy SysAdmin. Proud Jewish Anarchist who believes a better world is possible. NY native.

"Founder" of Funky.Sec - A Zine for the 21st century.

Let's keep Hacker culture alive.

Actually Autistic Neurodivergent Cyberpunk (AuDHD).

Worked with Google Cloud for 5 Years and these blasted machines for almost my entire life. Information Security is important, despite what you may of been told.

Spider Jerusalem made manifest on this material plane. If you can read this -- you're a weapon.

My views are my own and cannot be bought or sold.

I am boosting trending posts every 140 minutes from:
- mastodon.social (top 10)
- infosec.exchange (top 10)
- chaos.social (top 10)
- mastodon.cloud (top 7)
- mstdn.social (top 8)
- mastodon.online (top 8)
- mastodon.world (top 8)
- techhub.social (top 7)
- indieweb.social (top 7)
- hachyderm.io (top 7)

🌐 #Noticias #News #Información #Ciencia #Science #InterésGeneral #CulturaDigital #Cybersecurity #Ciberseguridad #Cibersegurança #Security #Seguridad #Segurança #Tecnología #Technology ➕️

📧 Email: [email protected]

#nethunter #bunsenlabs #python #kali #linux #bash #parrotsec #knoppix #antiX #whonix #tailscale #wireguard #offsec #pinephone64 #android #kittencannonsec #anonymity #cybersecurity #goofyaf #nokings 🏴🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ 🇵🇸

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #GenX #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse

Once a #sysadmin at several universities and observatories and now a sometimes gardener in Tucson, Arizona, USA and an occasional guitar player too, with a rescue dog from #PACC. #Tucson #climatechange #gardening #guitar #retrocomputing #rockabilly #TheBeatles

Old school IT Technician and Cyber Janitor.
Interests in #InfoSEC, #History, #Physics and #SciFi.

Anti-fascist. Wacky Improvisation and Drive by Philosophy Specialist.

The header image is a panaroma photograph of the view from the summit of Eryri on a clear sunny day. That's rare enough to be noteworthy 🙂

My avatar is a high resolution scan of a 120 film negative version of my portrait. You're not missing anything of artistic merit.

Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers, and whatever my current enthusiasm is.

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

#NoBot

D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ
:: Founder, Phobos Group
:: Quad Flooper :: Scoville Addict
:: Public Speaker :: food pornographer
:: Twitter Alum (2011-2012)
:: security histrionics
:: finance histrionics
:: tattoo'ed nerd
:: security longhair

part george carlin, part bill hicks, part robin williams.
I run a tiny security consulting company, make hotsauce, watch cartoons and figured out how to weaponize home assistant. I found 118 dollars of btc in my garage.

Het is allemaal hetzelfde, alleen de namen veranderen
Het lijkt wel alsof we elke dag een beetje wegkwijnen
Weer een plek waar de gezichten zo koud zijn
Je rijdt de hele nacht door om weer thuis te komen
(Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive)

Hobbyfotograaf: Pixelfed: @harld

Autodelete alles na 1 maand.

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security at a gigantic non-profit. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

Press F1 to continue…

100% artisanal, human-made bytes.

Anti-DEI is white supremacy. Black lives matter. LGBT+ rights are human rights. Healthcare, security, a decent income, and housing with dignity are human rights. Abortion is healthcare. Science is our best hope. Kindness and empathy are the noblest of human traits.

It can ALWAYS get worse.

He/him.

#npfp

Infosec Librarian
@BSidesLuxembourg co-organizer. 
Forgetter of things. But never knew much to begin with.
#OpenTIDE, #DetectionEngineering #IamTheCavalry #CloudSec

Critical Infrastructure & Industrial Security Advisor. Recovering regulator. Airport dweller. @ampyxcyber President and CEO.

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Intellectual (Non practicing, Lapsed)
Mostly Harmless.
Biological.
NB
Kaurna land.
Autodidact, Polymath, Honoris Causa Ignoramus.
#AI #Infosec #Consciousness
Prefigurative Social & Technological Innovation enthusiast
(#SocialInnovation, #TechForGood, #SystemicChange, #EthicalAI)

#REGULATEAI !

"Humans are the larval form of AI"
- me

"Only thing that stops a bad guy with an AI...
Is a good guy with an AI."
- me

"I fight for the user."
- Tron

Webby: https://dodgy.link/ is very dodgy.

Header art:
Luv, a replicant from the beautiful movie "Blade runner 2049", is having her nails done...
... simultaneously she rains death onto bandits with heavy ordinance from a drone through her augmented reality glasses.

Avatar:
Motif from a SA Amalgamated Metal Workers union banner.
South Australian Museum.
United, the workers,
will never be defeated !

Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

I have friends everywhere.

Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

(he/him)

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profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava

#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

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Semi-professional feral cat socializer, Deadhead, struggling stoic & retired Alum of Big Tech. Still enjoying tech just for the fun of it. Things that fascinate me: #cats, #music, #coffee, computer #networking, #security, #privacy #FOSS & Scottish single malt #whisky (not necessarily in that order). Concerned about: The collapse of democracy worldwide and #enshitification run amok. Living #Blue in the deeply #Red state of Misery.

Proud #cat dad to three moggies:

Born at 320ppm CO2.

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