IETF RFC1925:

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. [...]

he/him/sé • Hacky lefty Dubliner ☘️• 💻🗑️🔥• Independent #cibearshlándáil consultant • Live❤️Music • Remote code executioner • scam all scamall ☁️• craictivist • Workers unite! ✊ ☭ • Full throttle tech alchemist commie scum

"New rule for trail running: if you set out to climb a mountain within six hours of sunset, bring your damn headlamp”

A SWE in a HWE world. Walks to work in Cupertino. World’s laziest ultra runner. Still a kid from Long Island.

https://soundcloud.com/nuthatch/fort-hill-morning-songs
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4vKJjftAfizHfomnRwIH2z?si=172f781533714f71
https://bandcamp.com/nuthatch

Does IT stuff. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Also unreasonably fond of BPMN.

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #Emojis #enby #fedi22 #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #MasksWork #PenTest #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ

Just another analyst chasing squirrels and pretending to know things.

Anything stupid I say can and should be blamed on #AI. I mean, I don't intentionally use AI products, but if the AI snakeoilers can take credit for the things other people produce, they can also take the blame.

I'm a retired, General Officer level U.S. Army Intelligence leader who's been in INFOSEC since the 1980s, when it was mostly mainframes & Novell. Certifications came after, when I was off leading in the PSYOP / counternarrative side of IO, so I don't have any & cannot claim to be any sort of technical expert--but I can still (in sha' Allah) talk intelligently with folks who ARE technical experts & help connect such discourse to strategic outcomes.

I'm also coming onboard as Associate Director of an academic Global & National Security Policy Institute, a Twitter refugee sold on the fediverse as the most resilient architecture to avoid getting co-opted by billionaires or governments, an observant Muslim & aspiring alim, and a senior EDUCATIONAL Technology scholar.

As I said in my old Twitter bio, "Yep--weird." :-D

Working at front lines of the IT and having fun there. Been around the Internet since 1992 and still in awe what has become of that little baby.

Personal interests:

- Books (mostly F&SF)
- IT Security
- Computer Games & RPG
- Cooking
- Movies
- Everything that blinks, has buttons to press and looks remotely gadgetoid

Everything i write, post, tweet, blog or blurp is just my personal opinion and is not the opinion or policy of my employer, my cat or my goldfish.

I post in English and German. Will try to mark each post correctly, but errors happen. Sorry for that.

I appologize if I am not following you back. This happens as my stream is already getting more posts than I can read.

#linux #security #privacy #opensource

Just a small-town merl living in a lonely world
Semi-sober cocktail lover

Live and love: #SanFrancisco

Past lives: #WashingtonDC #Austin #CarletonCollege #Minnesota

Worth living: #Cooking #Sourdough #Preserving #Canning #Cocktails #CampMather #CaliforniaHistory #Genealogy #Crossword #Wordplay #Language #Running #Walking #Hiking #Soccer #NWSL #USWNT #Baseball #SFGiants

It’s a living: #Cybersecurity #ProductMarketing

#Searchable #fedi22

recovering sysadmin
Certified Advanced Rolfer™

#CATMedia Boss, #Java #JCP Award Winner, Spec Lead of #JSR385 (#Units), #JSR354 (#Money), #Eclipse UOMo Lead, #W3C, #Agile, #DevOps, #IoT, #ITSecurity, #JakartaEE Ambassador, Spec Committee Member, Author, Speaker, Husband, Father

he/his
Director of Information Security at 4DMedical.
I work primarily in #infosec, #IT, and #SaaS infrastructure.
ex #USDS (fired by #DOGE)
Dad, old-school hacker, Righteous Indignation Man. Opinions are my own. Follow my blog at @jikblog.
#COVID #CovidIsNotOver #USPol #MAPol #BosPoli #Boston #MA #politics #linux #FOSS #OpenSource #ConsumerActivism #privacy #programmer #hacker #fedi22 #resist https://justmytoots.com/@jik@federate.social

"The best kind of chaos" - @browren

"It sparks joy." - @venya

I'm an artist soundtracking the MOULE WORLD and the #cartoon animal characters in it with over 14 hours of #MultiGenre #ElectronicMusic tunes!

Listen to , my new album out now: https://moule.bandcamp.com/album/ctrl

Enjoy the Ride!

#Music #Electronic #Art #Artist #EDM #WorldBuilding #DigitalHorror #TheBugs #Cartoonist #fedi22 #LGBTQIA+ #ActuallyAutistic #OCD #Perfectionism

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson (they/them), a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALT: @alice_watson

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😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #NSFW #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22
💞 @taedryn

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

I'm a #transfem #kitty who likes #linux #cybersecurity #urbanism #gardening #permaculture #witchcraft and more! I'd love to get to know cool people

Leveraging Chat GPT and AI prompts to boost digital security for professionals and entrepreneurs

Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

I do enjoy learning new ideas and meeting interesting people - I have little tolerance for toxicity, deception and manipulation. I'm more likely to absorb and occasionally share things I find poignant. I don't have the influencer mindset and am not likely to consistently engage. I'm past the point in my career where I feel I need to impress.

Speaking of which - I actually do work in the information-security field for a city-sized legal entity called a corporation.

My display-name is wordplay based on the absurdities of English spelling and phonetics that seems relevant to information-security.

Matthew 4:19 "And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you phishers of men."

Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security at https://aurora.tech, OS security teaching at https://www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org. He/him.