Grew up in Beautiful Downtown Burbank, spent 10 years in the US Army (Infantry). Attended Southern Cal (IR degree) and CUA(JD). And I work currently as an SRE supporting a cloud SIEM product for which I have absolutely no education for, all hands on. Currently loving my adopted State of Colorado. Interests include #books #linux #politics #philosophy #hiking #cycling #motorcycles #veteran #photography

Antiguamente @asperaprocella y @asfilippini en Twitter. Mujer, madre y argentina. Atiendo boludos.

Ni olvido ni perdón. ¡No en mi nombre!

Si te *huelo* la menor conspiranoia u otra patología cognitiva la conversación se corta en seco y la relación también. Las ideas se examinan a la luz de la evidencia. O se guarda silencio.

If you "vibe check", congratulations! You've found the source of all the "bad vibes". Now keep your health and go away.

🔍 Daily AWS Lambda security scans | 📊 Tracking CVEs & patch timelines | Stay informed on serverless security risks! #AWS #Lambda #CloudSecurity

Nothing to luck, Everything to effort. Believe yourself and get success.

content security, home automation, infosec and risk. noob in most things. the #lakings ... sigh . South-west Californian #Qwirkle enthusiast.

NOLA; Tulane ‘80; CGSC; SAMS; retired Navy CAPT; (USS KITTY HAWK, USS JOHN YOUNG, USS SAN JACINTO, USS STOUT, USCINCPAC, CDS-28, USS PETERSON, PEB, INSURV); retired director of Test & Trials, Huntington-Ingalls Industries. “I know what it means.” “Send lawyers, guns, and money.” “All I want from tomorrow is to get it better than today.” “The dude abides.” Woke. AntiFa. Mastonaut. Deep State Operative with Post-apocalypse Warlord Potential. ACAB. We don’t drink from the skulls of our enemies enough. Mastodon since Nov ‘22. I’m probably listening to The Grateful Dead, The Radiators, or jazz.

Little goblin with catears.

Unfinished projects, complaining about computers, reinventing the wheel (badly), has not fully read any docs since 2015.

Proud bot parent to four failsons:
@enojifier_bot
@dreizehnzwoelf_bot
@perfect10_bot
@dotdotslash_bot

Testimonials:
"not helpful" @LucasWerkmeister

All my opinions are that of my employer but they don't know it yet & I am not telling you were I work. Apropos: If you need some idiot to kick computers for purposes of making them secure hmu, this job fucking sucks (vulnerability management, automation/engineering for your soc/isrt, ...).

PFP by a lizard that I am pretty sure transitioned at some point but I kinda lost contact with around the same time so I might only know their deadname & at this point it's too awkward to seek them out & ask. So instead I am going to credit them by their last discord handle I am aware of: fuck, md

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🔔 Stay updated on the latest security vulnerabilities.
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#InfoSec #Cybersecurity #Vulnerabilities #EUVD

Once a #sysadmin at sundry places and now a sometimes gardener in Tucson, Arizona, USA and an occasional guitar and bass player too. #Tucson #gardening #guitar #bass

In July 2020, I started feeling constant, acute pain and was later diagnosed with #fibromyalgia. I've been in pain 24/7 since it started.

#photography is a passion of mine. I'm an amateur, but I can't stop shooting pictures.

I'll be tooting in pt-PT and en-US/en-GB.

I have an alter ego at @brunomiguel, where I post mostly in pt-PT

#FOSS ftw! #Privacy ftw! ✌️

Hello! I'm a random creature who has broken networking in production environments far too many times yet somehow still has access to lots of servers.
she/her 🏳️‍⚧️
rather be 6 feet under than invisible, I want to be me, unconditionally :3
I guess roles I can be described as:
- gay creature
- self-managed hobbyist system administrator, opportunistic security researcher who gets bored quickly, networking girl, maybe programming enthusiast if I am in a good mental state and motivated
- meow

Working at front lines of the IT and having fun there. Been around the Internet since 1992 and still in awe what has become of that little baby. Currently wanted for repeated "Nerd Sniping" on all continents.

Personal interests:

- IT Security
- Computer Games & TTRPGs
- Cycling
- Cooking & Baking
- Books, Movies, TV-Series (mostly F&SF)
- 3D printing (new!)
- Everything that blinks, has buttons to press and looks remotely gadgetoid

Everything i write, post, tweet, blog or blurp is just my personal opinion and is not the opinion or policy of my employer, my cat or my goldfish.

I post in English and German. Will try to mark each post correctly, but errors happen. Sorry for that.

I apologize if I am not following you back. This happens as my stream is already getting more posts than I can read.

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Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

🐆🐈🐯🐱🐾😿😸😹😺😻😼😽😾🙀🦁🐈‍⬛
#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

I have friends everywhere.

Dad to Logan, the bravest kid I know, and Olivia, the best dancer and singer I know. Married to Erica, the most patient woman I know 😉

Do #IT stuff for a hospital: Desktop support/management, security/AV, MDM, and whatever else they ask me to do


#Syracuse #Disney #Tech #Apple #DMB #sportscars #formula1 #IMSA #FIAWEC #WEC #space
 #AvGeek 
#Foodie #Cooking #makeAWish #gktw

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny.

I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."

#fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice

Searchable via tootfinder.ch

Born at 319ppm. #AntiFa 'We should stop using past tense for COVID and future tense for climate change.' by The Titan Born. Couldn't agree more.

Networking & Security technology business professional with a passion for family, environment, sailing, photography. Proud husband, father and grandfather.

design, build, teach threat-informed information security programs and techniques. Also: boosts of interesting classes, tools, research. (they/them)

Geek, Linux user, open-source contributor and developer. Former security researcher & consultant turned data engineer. Itinerant tinkerer and knowledge junkie.

Running websites since 1999. Grew up with Games Workshop (Warhammer 4th to 6th, 40K 2nd to 4th Ed, Mordheim, WHQ), but now just a reader and occasional painter. Single-player PC gamer.

Dreams: Big. Achievements: Small.

He/him.

(Disclaimer: Comments are my own, not my employer's, boost = interesting not endorsement of the person, etc)

エンジニア/SOC/CSIRT/情シス/実務者向けに気になるサイバーセキュリティニュースをつぶやくボットになった元人間のaheraです。
投稿とリプライだけ自動であとは人間が手を動かしています。
リプライが来ない場合は私が死んでるか、お使いのサーバーとの連合が止まっています。
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