Sommelier, brewer, guitarist, woodworker, gamer, motorcyclist, Linux fan. Amateur in all.

Former Software Developer

Kanata, Ontario

#guitar #games #woodworking #motorcycling #linux #foss #kde #music #beer #wine #curling #theatre #brewing #ottawa #ottbike #ottpoli #DnD #cycling #security #weed #cannabis
#fedi22 #homebrew #craftbeer

Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

🐆🐈🐯🐱🐾😿😸😹😺😻😼😽😾🙀🦁🐈‍⬛
#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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Dad, Husband, Sysadmin, Anti-Spammer, Disillusioned Radical Lefty, Old GenX-er.
I'm fat and I have a headache|AntiFa Patriot|
BLACK LIVES MATTER!
Living on occupied land previously shared by many Anishinaabe peoples.

#Detroit #Michigan #USA #Sysadminnery #BadDad #ADHD #infosec #IWeepSixColors #Spam #ASF #SpamAssassin

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pan, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 🙅🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: a bunch
Founder: @AltAfterDark

🩷💛🩵

🥰 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport / #Lockpicking
📸 #Photography

😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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security researcher
good guy hacker
AI tinkerer
OSCP certificate owner
ADHD Brain owner
http://buymeacoffee.com/redpacketsec

cyber doctor (but not _that_ kind of doctor), hobby photographer, owner/admin of cursed hardware, FOSS project janitor (@yaxim, @aprsdroid), #EV (in)security enthusiast, radio amateur, #y2k38 consultant w/ 20+yrs experience, fedi for life (#xmpp)

Original content: mostly #ReverseEngineering (use "︙" / "Hide boosts from @ge0rg")

Living in #Neuland - Experte für Souveräne Digitalität

I'd love to hear why you follow me.

Pro democracy / anti nazi / anti fascist / anti MAGA / anti crypto bros. Right now there is not much I do like. 
I follow educated people who have IMO intelligent insights on things. If you want to know and understand more than you do, follow people who know and understand more than you do. Also applies to inspiring / funny people / journalists / photographers. (There is a lot of overlaps in those groups and following intelligent people).
TL;DR - I boost a lot and follow smart / insightful / funny people and occasionally have something to say.

ReToots / Likes does not signify endorsement / agreement.

PS - Really do not want to follow anybody @bird.makeup and will not link to the (formerly known as) bird site.


background image: to make the math easier
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"The best kind of chaos" - @browren

"It sparks joy." - @venya

I'm an electronic musician and cartoonist documenting the MOULE WORLD and everyone in it as we fight back against digital doomsday.

Check out my latest album about the Cyber Threat Resistance League: https://moule.bandcamp.com/album/ctrl

Enjoy the Ride.

#ElectronicMusic #Artist #Cartoonist #Music #Electronic #EDM #Art #DigitalHorror #TheBugs #fedi22 #LGBTQIA+ #ActuallyAutistic #OCD

That threat analyst from around the 'way, https://infosec.exchange/@corq,
https://mas.corq.co/@rogue_corq < #ukraine war news & #cats feed. Or, you know, just some #RANDO.

#ISaidWhatISaid

da1ca288c5f88da7b714105caf9cf661 You don't buy Degas from Signor Benati. Threat Analyst. Honeypot/OSINT. DXer. Linux Shill. Esterhase's Lamplighter.

SW craftsperson & technology enthusiast, emphasis on security #SpielerischeSicherheit.

Co-organiser of Open Security Conference @OSCo

Private here. Working in the intersection of #informationSecurity, #ITSecurity, #OTSecurity, #SecureDevelopment, #ProductSecurity with a dose of #CriticalInfrastructure mixed in.

also at https://bookwyrm.social/user/realn2s

(working for @SMAsolar)
Opinions are my own, not my employer’s
#BLM #nonazis #NoAfD #IamAntifa
#TranRightsAreHumanRights

No #AltText no boost

D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ
:: Founder, Phobos Group
:: Quad Flooper :: Scoville Addict
:: Public Speaker :: food pornographer
:: Twitter Alum (2011-2012)
:: security histrionics
:: finance histrionics
:: tattoo'ed nerd
:: security longhair

part george carlin, part bill hicks, part robin williams.
I run a tiny security consulting company, make hotsauce, watch cartoons and figured out how to weaponize home assistant. I found 118 dollars of btc in my garage.

Evangelizing the board gaming & RPG hobby & using #boardgames to support community. More meeples for more peoples!

Interests include: #BoardGames #RolePlayingGames #RPG #TTRPG #DnD #Sketching #Drawing #Painting #Art #Crafts #Reading #Movies #Documentaries #Podcasts #GameDesign #Writing #IT #InformationTechnology #InfoTech #PublicEducation #HigherEd #Linux #FOSS #OpenSource #Scripting #BASH #Python #Powershell #Office365 #Microsoft365 #Sysadmin #Security #InfoSec

[[Halt Processing]]

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny.

I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."

#fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice

Searchable via tootfinder.ch

Working at front lines of the IT and having fun there. Been around the Internet since 1992 and still in awe what has become of that little baby. Currently wanted for repeated "Nerd Sniping" on all continents.

Personal interests:

- IT Security
- Computer Games & TTRPGs
- Cycling
- Cooking & Baking
- Books, Movies, TV-Series (mostly F&SF)
- Everything that blinks, has buttons to press and looks remotely gadgetoid

Everything i write, post, tweet, blog or blurp is just my personal opinion and is not the opinion or policy of my employer, my cat or my goldfish.

I post in English and German. Will try to mark each post correctly, but errors happen. Sorry for that.

I appologize if I am not following you back. This happens as my stream is already getting more posts than I can read.

Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

Intellectual (Non practicing, Lapsed)
Mostly Harmless.
Biological.
NB
Kaurna land.
Autodidact, Polymath, Honoris Causa Ignoramus.
#AI #Infosec #Consciousness
Prefigurative Social & Technological Innovation enthusiast
(#SocialInnovation, #TechForGood, #SystemicChange, #EthicalAI)

#REGULATEAI !

"Humans are the larval form of AI"
- me

"Only thing that stops a bad guy with an AI...
Is a good guy with an AI."
- me

"I fight for the user."
- Tron

Webby: https://dodgy.link/ is very dodgy.

Header art:
Luv, a replicant from the beautiful movie "Blade runner 2049", is having her nails done...
... simultaneously she rains death onto bandits with heavy ordinance from a drone through her augmented reality glasses.

Avatar:
Motif from a SA Amalgamated Metal Workers union banner.
South Australian Museum.
United, the workers,
will never be defeated !

IETF RFC1925:

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. [...]

Information Security. Motorrad. Politik. Vienna, Austria.

Toots are mostly in German, some in English.