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Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
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Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

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I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

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投稿とリプライだけ自動であとは人間が手を動かしています。
リプライが来ない場合は私が死んでるか、お使いのサーバーとの連合が止まっています。
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:: Founder, Phobos Group
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:: Public Speaker :: food pornographer
:: Twitter Alum (2011-2012)
:: security histrionics
:: finance histrionics
:: tattoo'ed nerd
:: security longhair

part george carlin, part bill hicks, part robin williams.
I run a tiny security consulting company, make hotsauce, watch cartoons and figured out how to weaponize home assistant. I found 118 dollars of btc in my garage.

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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@BSidesLuxembourg co-organizer. 
Forgetter of things. But never knew much to begin with.
#OpenTIDE, #DetectionEngineering #IamTheCavalry #CloudSec

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an automated bot by @chillybot that posts information about #EWR status frequently and top @acarsdrama posts once daily at 23:00 NJ time.

Once a #sysadmin at sundry places and now a sometimes gardener in Tucson, Arizona, USA and an occasional guitar and bass player too. #Tucson #gardening #guitar #bass

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Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

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Security and open source at the hardware/software interface. Embedded sec @ IOActive. Lead dev of ngscopeclient/libscopehal. GHz probe designer. Open source networking hardware. "So others may live"

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security researcher
good guy hacker
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Little goblin with catears.

Unfinished projects, complaining about computers, reinventing the wheel (badly), has not fully read any docs since 2015.

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All my opinions are that of my employer but they don't know it yet & I am not telling you were I work. Apropos: If you need some idiot to kick computers for purposes of making them secure hmu, this job fucking sucks (vulnerability management, automation/engineering for your soc/isrt, ...).

PFP by a lizard that I am pretty sure transitioned at some point but I kinda lost contact with around the same time so I might only know their deadname & at this point it's too awkward to seek them out & ask. So instead I am going to credit them by their last discord handle I am aware of: fuck, md

Antiguamente @asperaprocella y @asfilippini en Twitter. Mujer, madre y argentina. Atiendo boludos.

Ni olvido ni perdón. ¡No en mi nombre!

Si te *huelo* la menor conspiranoia u otra patología cognitiva la conversación se corta en seco y la relación también. Las ideas se examinan a la luz de la evidencia. O se guarda silencio.

If you "vibe check", congratulations! You've found the source of all the "bad vibes". Now keep your health and go away.