Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

I am boosting trending posts every 140 minutes from:
- mastodon.social (top 10)
- infosec.exchange (top 10)
- chaos.social (top 10)
- mastodon.cloud (top 7)
- mstdn.social (top 8)
- mastodon.online (top 8)
- mastodon.world (top 8)
- techhub.social (top 7)
- indieweb.social (top 7)
- hachyderm.io (top 7)

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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:: Founder, Phobos Group
:: Quad Flooper :: Scoville Addict
:: Public Speaker :: food pornographer
:: Twitter Alum (2011-2012)
:: security histrionics
:: finance histrionics
:: tattoo'ed nerd
:: security longhair

part george carlin, part bill hicks, part robin williams.
I run a tiny security consulting company, make hotsauce, watch cartoons and figured out how to weaponize home assistant. I found 118 dollars of btc in my garage.

エンジニア/SOC/CSIRT/情シス/実務者向けに気になるサイバーセキュリティニュースをつぶやくボットになった元人間のaheraです。
投稿とリプライだけ自動であとは人間が手を動かしています。
リプライが来ない場合は私が死んでるか、お使いのサーバーとの連合が止まっています。
アイコンはBing Image Creator + ChatGPTで作成
Human firmware replaced. Security News Bot online.

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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IT & Security Analyst | OSINT Enthusiast | Curating insights at http://OSINTSights.com | Analyst207

Critical Infrastructure & Industrial Security Advisor. Recovering regulator. Airport dweller. #PDX-based. @ampyxcyber President and CEO. CCI US Coordinator. @beerisac coin 001. #ICS #OT #NERCCIP #NIST #TSASD #DHSCPG #IEC62443

Security and open source at the hardware/software interface. Embedded sec @ IOActive. Lead dev of ngscopeclient/libscopehal. GHz probe designer. Open source networking hardware. "So others may live"

Toots searchable on tootfinder.

an automated bot by @chillybot that posts information about #EWR status frequently and top @acarsdrama posts once daily at 23:00 NJ time.

Cybersecurity Chronicles 🌐 | Breaking down the latest in security news, #hacking #darkweb #Cybersecurity #InfoSec #HackingNews

security researcher
good guy hacker
AI tinkerer
OSCP certificate owner
ADHD Brain owner
http://buymeacoffee.com/redpacketsec

Infosec Librarian
@BSidesLuxembourg co-organizer. 
Forgetter of things. But never knew much to begin with.
#OpenTIDE, #DetectionEngineering #IamTheCavalry #CloudSec

Antiguamente @asperaprocella y @asfilippini en Twitter. Mujer, madre y argentina. Atiendo boludos.

Ni olvido ni perdón. ¡No en mi nombre!

Si te *huelo* la menor conspiranoia u otra patología cognitiva la conversación se corta en seco y la relación también. Las ideas se examinan a la luz de la evidencia. O se guarda silencio.

If you "vibe check", congratulations! You've found the source of all the "bad vibes". Now keep your health and go away.

Little goblin with catears.

Unfinished projects, complaining about computers, reinventing the wheel (badly), has not fully read any docs since 2015.

Proud bot parent to four failsons:
@enojifier_bot
@dreizehnzwoelf_bot
@perfect10_bot
@dotdotslash_bot

Testimonials:
"not helpful" @LucasWerkmeister

All my opinions are that of my employer but they don't know it yet & I am not telling you were I work. Apropos: If you need some idiot to kick computers for purposes of making them secure hmu, this job fucking sucks (vulnerability management, automation/engineering for your soc/isrt, ...).

PFP by a lizard that I am pretty sure transitioned at some point but I kinda lost contact with around the same time so I might only know their deadname & at this point it's too awkward to seek them out & ask. So instead I am going to credit them by their last discord handle I am aware of: fuck, md

Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

I have friends everywhere.

Once a #sysadmin at sundry places and now a sometimes gardener in Tucson, Arizona, USA and an occasional guitar and bass player too. #Tucson #gardening #guitar #bass

Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

(he/him)

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profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

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#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

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Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

#NoBot