gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl outfit.

• tech-savvy luddite
• gender-overwhelmed gender-bender
• energy-seeping sleepy-head
• serious goofball

See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

Unabashed lefty married to a terrific woman. Animal lover, especially cats but also dogs, birds—heck all of 'em. Audiophile, vinyl collector. Retired urban planner. Failed novelist.USAF Vietnam vet. Currently a big John Fahey fan. Born in Chicago, lived in Denver, Colorado Springs, St Louis, DC; in San Diego since 1999 and not about to depart until climate change demands it.

cybersyndicate admin vanta rainbow black (she/they/it), creator of @FediPact and Legendary Defender Of The Fediverse

as seen in the book Move Slowly And Build Bridges: Mastodon, The Fediverse, And The Struggle For Democratic Social Media!

"misfit loser zealot" according to john gruber

164,261 lifetime posts on past instances | joined fedi 2017 | recognized irl from fedi 28 times so far

53k words deep into writing a book called "THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP: My Mastodon Microblog Memoir"

late 20's | seattle | a cyberpunk catgirl | trans enby girl polyam lesbian gender terrorist | fediverse sex symbol | prolific poster | AuDHD af | rogue wordsmith extraordinaire | fedi's favorite pirate radio DJ | anarcho-communist | DIY fashion designer | video editor vagabond | punweaver | chaotic good | a gamedev apparently? | learning toki pona | bassist | punk fashion icon | queen of the plushtodon hashtag | walking pride flag | photographer | woman of many hats, legiterally

DONATION INFO: https://vanta.money

​ MINORS DNI. this is for my own safety

joyfriend: @ka_so

big sister: @rachaelspooky

headmates: @sativa and @Neon

seattle alt: @vantablack

#plushtodon #TokiPona #seattle #photography

#vantaselfie #vantaboobs #vantalewd #vantaDIY #vantaDIYWIP

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Enterprise Software Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

Alt-Text Header: Shows a lokal lake in Winter with a lot of trees around and a pathway. Blue sky with the sun in the center.

Alt-Text Avatar: shows me, sitting on stairs in Leipzig, wearing goggles, short hair and a black t-shirt with the text: Kein Bock auf Rassist*innen!

Carbon-based Turing Test-compliant life-form DBA Professor of #Transportation #Geography at #McMaster University, where I teach and do research on #accessibility, #TravelBehavior, #SpatialAnalysis, #ActiveTravel, #TransportPolicy.

I am an #Rstats enthusiast and big believer in #Reproducible #Open #Science.

I have several hobbies, including #CreativeWriting, #CreativeCoding and #Rtistry.

#geogdon #mapstodon #Rspatial #HamOnt

I'm a philomath (many interests; call it polymath-wanna-be) professional computer programmer in Silicon Valley, specializing in operating systems, languages/compilers, sometimes AI, usually non-traditional parallel software and hardware architectures.
Also:
#computer_science #unicode #unix #linux #bsd #unix_old_fart
#compilers
#operating_systems
#GOF_AI
#cognitive_science
#linguistics
#physics
#mathematics

Ex-springboard diver; scuba diver; free diver

Ars longa, vita brevis.

Grill-King, Social-Media-Junkie, Software-Developer.

Currently available for freelance work (Java, Spring Boot, Microservices, Kafka, Vue.js)

Ehemals @dirksteins on Twitter.

Enjoying life in a small, temperate seaside town in Portugal 🇵🇹 🌴🌴

Life is never fair. But it can be better.

I swear I found the key to the universe. Ask me where.

#LiverpoolFC #AlohaLife #NotAISlop

Speckgürtel Speckflagge (aber vegan).
Moderator auf dieser Instanz.

#Bremen #Fahrrad #Hunde #Fischerhude

Profilbild ist eine Pixelgrafik: ein Toaster mit Augen. Aus dem Toaster springt ein getoastetes Herz.
Headerbild: Temperaturänderungen zum Mittelwert seit 1850 für Bremen, Deutschland. Rote und blaue Streifen, wobei von links nach rechts die Streifen deutlich röter werden. Die letzten Streifen rechts sind dunkelrot.

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

Earth Scientist, retired, Quaternary Geology and thawing #permafrost, still active in science communication. 
Former Vrije Universiteit, Amsterdam. Fan of forests, wetlands, Wadden sea, the Highlands & Hebrides.
Author of 'Thawing Permafrost (Springer Natuture Verlag) and 'Permafrost nu, in het ijstijd-verleden en de toekomst' (KNNV Uitgeverij, Netherlands)
 Dutch, English, German, French, some Scots Gaelic and Russian

Wannabe techie || I have no idea what I'm doing here || Kann Spuren von Musikwissenschaft enthalten

Call me Cider 🍎☕️ ✓
transsexual lesboy queer • 26 • 🇲🇽🇺🇸 🗣< Eng ) • plural (D.I.D) 🎉 • horror lover 🔪 • strung out on yaoi cocaine 🌈🍧 • toons toons toons!!! 📺 • draw trans shotas NOW! 🍼🏳️‍⚧️🩷

Australian retired archaeologist, Emeritus Professor at University of New England, Armidale. Book on (mostly the evolution of) art--Art or Scribbles was published on 8 August 2025. Published on bones, stones, language origins, art etc. Worked with Gamilaraay, Wangkamadla, Yulluna, Kalkadoon and Mitakoodi people.
We must have a politics which encourages equality and fights climate change.

https://link.springer.com/book/9783031904578

Blatantly, unabashedly pro-democracy. Ex-Michigan farmboy makin' it work since 1958 (born in 1953, but coasted for a few years). Proud and concerned father, grandfather, dog dad, and atheist. Emigrated from New Mexico high desert to New Jersey lake, spring 2022. Used to be a whitewater canoeist, now happy paddling a quiet lake. ClassicPress/WordPress developer; websites for real estate agents. I smoke a pipe, therefore I'm a philosopher. Oxford comma because I'm civilized.

MoorFaun

Nordlicht vom Lande.

Quirky, chaotisch, weiß, 42, ∅
Mag keine GIFs, no hugs!

Beyond this there be dragons

Nonbinary, pan-x. 🐌
#trans #queer #neurodivergent-Spektrum
#DunkeltierLyrik #SheMera

Titelbild-Beschreibung: Foto, eine halb aufgerichtete Weinbergschnecke im regenfeuchten Grün.
Profilbild-Beschreibung: Nacht-Meer, ein springender Delfin, schwarze Silhouette vor einem Vollmond. Aquarell.

Indie app developer; maker of @forscore (no support questions here, please). I love music, photography, travel, hiking and coding. Based in Las Vegas & Palm Springs.

Gay partnered (for 17 yrs)Boomer in California (Palm Springs area). Napa wine tour concierge 2019-23. Pre-retirement I was a tech analyst studying emerging technology. Step-Papy to 2 amazing 20-something daughters. Big time cat dad.

forklift certified and 1'2, former owner of swimp's shrimp and dip

I'm a writer and gardener living in the remnant of a forest on the coast of Maine USA. My novels include Rumors of Spring, Tex and Molly in the Afterlife, and Another Green World. I'm a gay father and granddaddy. He/him

#gardening #wald #woods #trees #Wandervogel #Romantik #ChoralMusic #EarlyMusic #anglican #neopagan #Episcopagan #LGBT #TMSidhi #fantasy #science #SF #PlantScience #botany #labyrinths #impossible #paranormal #folklore #magic #UAP #NAFO #Ukraine #Maine #photography #liminal