gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl outfit.

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"my cutie (it/its)" ~ @BernadetteKessler

"computer toucher in the street, girl kisser in the sheet" ~ @somsnosa

"aaaaaaaaaaah" ~ @drakulix

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See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

Unabashed lefty married to a terrific woman. Animal lover, especially cats but also dogs, birds—heck all of 'em. Audiophile, vinyl collector. Retired urban planner. Failed novelist.USAF Vietnam vet. Currently a big John Fahey fan. Born in Chicago, lived in Denver, Colorado Springs, St Louis, DC; in San Diego since 1999 and not about to depart until climate change demands it.

Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

Retired and disabled. Exploring myself.
Rowan is a nickname I have had for 40 years among my pagan friends. It feels better for now than Brian.

Intersectional ID: QPwB-ND(A)-LC/ME
Pronouns: For now, any pronouns you choose, or person/per. Stay tuned, I guess?

Born at 317 ppm atmospheric CO2

Header pic: a small meadow in spring, shrubs, young forest, and taller trees in front of a blue sky with puffy clouds.
Thumbnail pic: a smiling person wearing a paisley kerchief and flower-and-bird–print blouse, sitting on the porch in front of that same grass and trees.

Carbon-based Turing Test-compliant life-form DBA Professor of #Transportation #Geography at #McMaster University, where I teach and do research on #accessibility, #TravelBehavior, #SpatialAnalysis, #ActiveTravel, #TransportPolicy.

I am an #Rstats enthusiast and big believer in #Reproducible #Open #Science.

I have several hobbies, including #CreativeWriting, #CreativeCoding and #Rtistry.

#geogdon #mapstodon #Rspatial #HamOnt

Grill-King, Social-Media-Junkie, Software-Developer.

Currently available for freelance work (Java, Spring Boot, Microservices, Kafka, Vue.js)

Ehemals @dirksteins on Twitter.

Speckgürtel Speckflagge (aber vegetarisch).
Moderator auf dieser Instanz.

#Bremen #Fahrrad #Hunde #Fischerhude

Profilbild ist eine Pixelgrafik: ein Toaster mit Augen. Aus dem Toaster springt ein getoastetes Herz.
Headerbild: Temperaturänderungen zum Mittelwert seit 1850 für Bremen, Deutschland. Rote und blaue Streifen, wobei von links nach rechts die Streifen deutlich röter werden. Die letzten Streifen rechts sind dunkelrot.

#Genre researcher and #Grundtvig-scholar. Cheerleader, content accumulator, climate worrier (and sometimes warrior). Father of four. Recovering mansplainer; wannabe feminist. Dane; whatever that is. #Wikipedia admirer.

Be advised: I edit my toots a lot. Almost all of it proofreading.

Banner picture is a group of mammoths walking through a winter landscape with forests and mountains.

LGBTQ+ ally. #BLM
 #dkmastodon #WokeAF #RandomActsOfKindness #YIMBY #FBPE #FBR

40-something former Event Zaddy™ turned producer at a digital agency, professional tall guy, big Leo energy. Toots about life, work, travel, tech gripes, gay shit. 🏳️‍🌈👬 🎉 Bouncing between Seattle, WA and Palm Springs, CA (he/him)

Lesli. She, her, they, their (cis; let's normalize the singular they.) Demisexual - queer as in 'fuck you.' Technical writer, devdocs. Registered Dem because registering #Socialist often isn't a viable choice, especially not during primary elections. I'm prejudiced against bigots and I can't stand intolerance. #AllPowerToAllThePeople

Bring me the finest caffeine and chocolate in all the land. 🍫

Original join date/instance: November 18 2022, mastodon.lol

Earth Scientist, partly retired, Quaternary Geology and thawing #permafrost, still active in #peatland conservation research. 
Former Vrije Universiteit, now at VOF Kytalyk Carbon Cycle Research
. Fan of forests, wetlands, Wadden sea, the Highlands & Hebrides.
Author of 'Thawing Permafrost (Springer Natuture Verlag) and 'Permafrost nu, in het ijstijd-verleden en de toekomst' (KNNV Uitgeverij, Netherlands)
 Dutch, English, German, French, some Scots Gaelic and Russian

I'm a philomath (many interests; call it polymath-wanna-be) professional computer programmer in Silicon Valley.
#mathematics
#computer_science #unicode #unix #linux #bsd
#compilers
#operating_systems
#GOF_AI (#good_old_fashioned_ai pre-2014)
#cognitive_science
#linguistics
#physics

Ex-springboard diver; scuba diver; free diver

Ars longa, vita brevis.

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

I'm an #artist north of #Boston, MA telling stories about light and atmosphere with oil paints. I draw inspiration from the coastline, salt marshes, and forests, #painting places that are both remembered and imagined.

Currently working on seascape paintings, landscapes inspired by springtime walks in the woods, and my marshlands series.

As a lawyer-turned-artist, I'm also slowly defacing my law dictionary with charcoal sketches.

She/her.

Wannabe techie || I have no idea what I'm doing here || Kann Spuren von Musikwissenschaft enthalten

⚰🕊 🌈🍖 🍯🧸 🍭🎒 🍼🐹 ✨Proud Certified Fujoshi✨ 🔞Fiction ≠ Reality🔞 Please for the love of god remember that everything here is fictional!

Blatantly, unabashedly pro-democracy. Ex-Michigan farmboy makin' it work since 1958 (born in 1953, but coasted for a few years). Proud and concerned father, grandfather, dog dad, and atheist. Emigrated from New Mexico high desert to New Jersey lake, spring 2022. Used to be a whitewater canoeist, now happy paddling a quiet lake. ClassicPress/WordPress developer; websites for real estate agents. I smoke a pipe, therefore I'm a philosopher. Oxford comma because I'm civilized.

MoorFaun

Nordlicht vom Lande.

Quirky, chaotisch, weiß, 42, ∅
Mag keine GIFs, no hugs!

Beyond this there be dragons

Nonbinary, pan-x. 🐌
#trans #queer #neurodivergent-Spektrum
#DunkeltierLyrik #KiánKinky #SheMera

Titelbild-Beschreibung: Foto, eine halb aufgerichtete Weinbergschnecke im regenfeuchten Grün.
Profilbild-Beschreibung: Nacht-Meer, ein springender Delfin, schwarze Silhouette vor einem Vollmond. Aquarell.

Australian retired archaeologist, Emeritus Professor at University of New England, Armidale. Book on (mostly the evolution of) art--Art or Scribbles to be published on 15 June. Published on bones, stones, language origins, art etc. Worked with Gamilaraay, Wangkamadla, Yulluna, Kalkadoon and Mitakoodi people.
We must have a politics which encourages equality and fights climate change.
Pre-order book at
https://link.springer.com/book/9783031904578