This is my fun and pervy account. I'll follow and boost all kinds of #nsfw and #sexy stuff.

I use #ContentWarnings and hide media (pics and vids).

If any content posted here violates your copyright or exposes your image and you wish it to be removed, please request it via private message to be deleted quickly. Thank you in advance for your understanding.

gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl outfit.

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"my cutie (it/its)" ~ @BernadetteKessler

"computer toucher in the street, girl kisser in the sheet" ~ @somsnosa

"aaaaaaaaaaah" ~ @drakulix

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See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

#Genre researcher and #Grundtvig-scholar. Cheerleader, content accumulator, climate worrier (and sometimes warrior). Father of four. Recovering mansplainer; wannabe feminist. Dane; whatever that is. #Wikipedia admirer.

Be advised: I edit my toots a lot. Almost all of it proofreading.

Banner picture is a group of mammoths walking through a winter landscape with forests and mountains.

LGBTQ+ ally. #BLM
 #dkmastodon #WokeAF #RandomActsOfKindness #YIMBY #FBPE #FBR

Unabashed lefty married to a terrific woman. Animal lover, especially cats but also dogs, birds—heck all of 'em. Audiophile, vinyl collector. Retired urban planner. Failed novelist.USAF Vietnam vet. Currently a big John Fahey fan. Born in Chicago, lived in Denver, Colorado Springs, St Louis, DC; in San Diego since 1999 and not about to depart until climate change demands it.

Freelance Software Engineer und Methodenberater. Bassist und Musiker vom linken Niederrhein.

Versuche regelmäßig die Welt mit Software besser zu machen.

DevOp at https://feedbeat.io
Committer at https://daseventhub.org
Tech: java, spring, typescript, angular, python

#engineer #developer #bassplayer #enthusiast #krefeld

A Wandering Teacher uses #watercolor, #ink, & #Krita, to make flora, fauna, & #fanart.
It is super effective!
Self-taught & still #learning;

she/her

Reviews are my own unpaid & unsolicited opinions.

Avatar is a watercolor woman in a green shirt, resting her chin on 1 hand while looking at the viewer. Her head is on fire.
Banner is Moon Girl studying.

#Art #Painting #KidLit #KidLitArt #DigitalArt #Creative #Cooking #Sewing #Education #Inclusion #Accessibility #ArtABCs

software engineer from #Berlin

#kotlin #java #quarkus #SpringBoot #fedi22 tfr

Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

I'm an #artist north of #Boston, MA telling stories about light and atmosphere with oil paints. I draw inspiration from the coastline, salt marshes, and forests, #painting places that are both remembered and imagined.

Currently working on seascape paintings, landscapes inspired by springtime walks in the woods, and my marshlands series.

As a lawyer-turned-artist, I'm also slowly defacing my law dictionary with charcoal sketches.

She/her.

I program #SpringBoot web services and have now managed to avoid managing people. I used to program dev tools & before that, program mobile phones.

Once ran the same early Windows 8 build instance on both a hypervisor and native boot.

Old enough to remember #Symbian #C++.

I really like painting miniature figures like those produced for #warhammer, but am not so keen on #GamesWorkshop.

#OnePageRules is my current #TableTop #Wargaming jam.

Involved in some kind of computer bullshit.

If anybody wants to know a few things about me

#UK
#Hedgehogs
#LiberalDemocrat
#WalterPresents
#CognitiveTrailTheory
#CovidIsNotOver
#Nightwish
#Springsteen
#ActuallyImReallyQuiteBoring

Profile pic is me with my fluffy sheep Ruffles. Header is about a hundred sheep who decided to form a ring on the downs one day. I'm not that interested in sheep, really.

👋 Available for work

🖤 Design Systems Consultant
🛠 Front-End Engineer
⚙️ Previous Clients: Monotype, EMBL, UCL, Springer Nature

He/Him/They/Them

My day job is in IT. This is my personal account.

Interested in digital sovereignty and related topics.

I'm almost there in my quest to de-google, de-meta, de-apple my online life.

Having a nice time with #opentofu. Automating a lot with #powershell and more and more with #ansible. I really like #openstack.

Hosting stuff at #safespring, #binero. #glesys and in my basement.

Also recently started a company. @pir32

LIBERTÉ, ÉGALITÉ, FCKAfDÉ !!!

#linksgrünversifft #audiophil #Teilzeit-#Rasta-#Punk-#TechnoDJ, on #FunkyEarth-#AbschiedsTournee

#Menschenrechte #Antifaschist #VorletzteGeneration #weedmob #wirsindmehr #wirsindbunt #HaltDieFresseSpringerPresse

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

Just trying to figure this thing out (in multiple dimensions). Palm Springs, California

Слава Україні! Героям слава! Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the heroes!
🇺🇦💙💛

Solutions Architect, Microsoft Azure Certified developer.

Film nerd/ film buff.

Proud volunteer at Odense Film Festival since '09 and OFFSpring since '25!

#dkmastodon #dkfilm #film #azure #dotnet #fedi22

(Banner and profile photo: Line Svindt.)

I'm a philomath (many interests; call it polymath-wanna-be) professional computer programmer in Silicon Valley, specializing in operating systems, languages/compilers, sometimes AI, usually non-traditional parallel software and hardware architectures.
Also:
#computer_science #unicode #unix #linux #bsd
#compilers
#operating_systems
#GOF_AI
#cognitive_science
#linguistics
#physics
#mathematics

Ex-springboard diver; scuba diver; free diver

Ars longa, vita brevis.

☆Pro-Fiction|Pro-Kink/Fetish|Anti-Harassment|Anti-Censorship☆
♤AroAce|Fictophile|20s|Feral Fur|Leftist Socilaist&Feminist♤
Do not steal/trace/copy/repost/edit my OCs

DNI: Pro-Abuse, Minors, Antis

Nebula and BSFA Award Finalist Author. Science writer. Artist. Explorer. 
DUNGEON CRAWL AT THE HAUNTED MALL (Apr. 2026) | GODFESTATION (Aug. 2026). Head of Stars and Sabers Publishing. CEO of Roaring Spring Productions, LLC.
Also wrote as J. Dianne Dotson.

#books #author #writer #fantasy #horror #scifi #thriller #artist #sciencewriter