Creator of funny fart-themed books and music for kids and those young at heart!

I program #SpringBoot web services and have now managed to avoid managing people. I used to program dev tools & before that, program mobile phones.

Once ran the same early Windows 8 build instance on both a hypervisor and native boot.

Old enough to remember #Symbian #C++.

I really like painting miniature figures like those produced for #warhammer, but am not so keen on #GamesWorkshop.

#OnePageRules is my current #TableTop #Wargaming jam.

Involved in some kind of computer bullshit.

Photographer & essayist in pursuit of beginner’s mind…or something like that. 😉
Currently located in US but moving to France 🇫🇷 next spring.
#blackandwhitephotography
#travel

I'm a philomath (many interests; call it polymath-wanna-be) professional computer programmer in Silicon Valley, specializing in operating systems, languages/compilers, sometimes AI, usually non-traditional parallel software and hardware architectures.
Also:
#computer_science #unicode #unix #linux #bsd
#compilers
#operating_systems
#GOF_AI
#cognitive_science
#linguistics
#physics
#mathematics

Ex-springboard diver; scuba diver; free diver

Ars longa, vita brevis.

Critical thinker | always seeking the truth | hate (🇷🇺)aggression and lies | despising misinformation and anti-science rhetoric | democracy must be protected in any possible way | retired as a dentist-academic teacher (restorative dentistry, implantology, oral radiology) | (re)married, a lot of children, step- & grandchildren 💕 | sailor Westerly Medway | Scandinavian countries and Baltic states | humor, self-mockery | science | nature | dog: Welsh Springer Spaniël-Ivy 💉🇺🇦⛵️🛥️⚓️🐾🇳🇱🇺🇦🔵

Just trying to figure this thing out (in multiple dimensions). Palm Springs, California

#Genre researcher and #Grundtvig-scholar. Cheerleader, content accumulator, climate worrier (and sometimes warrior). Father of four. Recovering mansplainer; wannabe feminist. Dane; whatever that is. #Wikipedia admirer.

Be advised: I edit my toots a lot. Almost all of it proofreading.

Banner picture is a group of mammoths walking through a winter landscape with forests and mountains.

LGBTQ+ ally. #BLM
 #dkmastodon #WokeAF #RandomActsOfKindness #YIMBY #FBPE #FBR

My day job is in IT. This is my personal account.

Interested in digital sovereignty and related topics.

I'm almost there in my quest to de-google, de-meta, de-apple my online life.

Having a nice time with #opentofu. Automating a lot with #powershell and more and more with #ansible. I really like #openstack.

Hosting stuff at #safespring, #binero. #glesys and in my basement.

👨🏾‍⚖️🧑🏾‍💼👨🏾‍💻📸🪫
Trial Lawyer who tried the first mass shooting trial—the Sutherland Springs lawsuit—to a $230m verdict. Represent Vets and Military against the negligence of the United States of America.

#MusicTherapist (MT-BC) 🎹 🎶 ☕️ 🌼 Zone 6a gardener
#MusicTherapy #gardening #gardeningMastodon #springBulbs #knitting

Mostly boosting things that make me think (or laugh, or -- these days -- angry). Occasionally sharing stuff I make

Profile image: cartoon of a smiling, gray-haired, pink-skinned man (me)

Banner photo: some white woodland wildflowers in spring

gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl outfit.

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"my cutie (it/its)" ~ @BernadetteKessler

"computer toucher in the street, girl kisser in the sheet" ~ @somsnosa

"aaaaaaaaaaah" ~ @drakulix

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See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

Software engineer with a lot of #Java #Spring #SpringBoot #Gradle
I play #game on #xbox game pass
Admin of @darktablefr and https://darktable.fr

Toots retention = 1 year
#fedi22

Ghostofspring.com

The Dragon calls, but there isn’t an answer… I am Noven, a dragon that hails from Australia who is a digital artist and character designer who is disabled, AuDHD and the host of The Dragon Soulbond/Gateway System and I coined the term ‘otherling’! I mostly post my art and hornyposts here but I do other things too like commission artists, share posts of my favourite characters (especially it I self ship with them!) and ramble about my special interests. I’m always down for making friends so if you see any shared interests on my profile feel free to message me!

As always of course, antis, anti endos and minors DNI, this place is not for you!

Page is a WIP

Profile picture by LeahLaceCreates and header by Nekkonime

Computer nerd. Avid collector of retro computing gear. Ham radio operator. Gear head. Wannabe pastry chef. Amateur runner.

Actually autistic and ADHD.

Living in the Palm Springs area.

If anybody wants to know a few things about me

#UK
#Hedgehogs
#LiberalDemocrat
#WalterPresents
#CognitiveTrailTheory
#CovidIsNotOver
#Nightwish
#Springsteen
#ActuallyImReallyQuiteBoring

Profile pic is me with my fluffy sheep Ruffles. Header is about a hundred sheep who decided to form a ring on the downs one day. I'm not that interested in sheep, really.

🎼 „Steig ein (steig ein), spring auf (sping auf)
Komm rein (komm rein), komm rauf (komm rauf)
Mach mit (mach mit), mach weiter (mach weiter)
Mach den Weg zu dir 'n bisschen breiter
Mach mit (mach mit), mach weiter (mach weiter)
Mach den Weg zu dir 'n bisschen breiter“ 🎼
✊ tanzend gemopst von: Ralph Steitz, Ralph Möbius, tss
Coole Mucke, Zeit die sich lohnt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M66Zeu26rKc

Kurzfassung für Ungeduldige:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YeD1IFarmQ

Spring @ Broadcom, #WebAssembly since 2016, ex MiXiT conference staff.

Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V