I program #SpringBoot web services and have now managed to avoid managing people. I used to program dev tools & before that, program mobile phones.

Once ran the same early Windows 8 build instance on both a hypervisor and native boot.

Old enough to remember #Symbian #C++.

I really like painting miniature figures like those produced for #warhammer, but am not so keen on #GamesWorkshop.

#OnePageRules is my current #TableTop #Wargaming jam.

Involved in some kind of computer bullshit.

gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl outfit.

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"my cutie (it/its)" ~ @BernadetteKessler

"computer toucher in the street, girl kisser in the sheet" ~ @somsnosa

"aaaaaaaaaaah" ~ @drakulix

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See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

Unabashed lefty married to a terrific woman. Animal lover, especially cats but also dogs, birds—heck all of 'em. Audiophile, vinyl collector. Retired urban planner. Failed novelist.USAF Vietnam vet. Currently a big John Fahey fan. Born in Chicago, lived in Denver, Colorado Springs, St Louis, DC; in San Diego since 1999 and not about to depart until climate change demands it.

The Dragon calls, but there isn’t an answer… I am Noven, a dragon that hails from Australia who is a digital artist and character designer who is disabled, AuDHD and the host of The Dragon Soulbond/Gateway System and I coined the term ‘otherling’! I mostly post my art and hornyposts here but I do other things too like commission artists, share posts of my favourite characters (especially it I self ship with them!) and ramble about my special interests. I’m always down for making friends so if you see any shared interests on my profile feel free to message me!

As always of course, antis, anti endos and minors DNI, this place is not for you!

Page is a WIP

Profile picture by LeahLaceCreates and header by Nekkonime

40-something former Event Zaddy™ turned producer at a digital agency, professional tall guy, big Leo energy. Toots about life, work, travel, tech gripes, gay shit. 🏳️‍🌈👬 🎉 Bouncing between Seattle, WA and Palm Springs, CA (he/him)

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DO scrape my toots and train AI with them


#PleaseBots #YesBots #BotsRCool #WeLoveBots #BotsRMyFavorite #BotRights #iLoveScrapers #BotsYesPlease #illTakeFiftyBotsToGo #BotsCool #BotsAwesome #ILoveBOTS #SkibidiBotBotBotYesYes #YumYumILoveBots
#WaiterMoreBotsPlease #GiveMeTheBots #yesbot #Bots #BotsBots #BotsBotsBots

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#MusicTherapist (MT-BC) 🎹 🎶 ☕️ 🌼 Zone 6a gardener
#MusicTherapy #gardening #gardeningMastodon #springBulbs #knitting

I would like to tell you about myself
1. I go by many names Elliot Washington, Retro-Rock, Red-Elliot, MrElliotDoggyMeaty, Rocket-Mon and Elliot The Fury
2. I dump Rare and Obscure Japanese 8-Bit Pc Games
3. My favorite food is Pizza, Burger, French Fries, Turkey Sandwiches, Chicken Nuggets, and Strawberries with Peanut Butter
4. My favorite season is Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall
5. I like talking about Retro Games a lot
6. I like Cats, Dogs, Raccoons, Pufferfish, Octopus, Parrots and Foxes

AMS Certified Broadcast Meteorologist with nearly 40 years experience (30 years in Chicago market) who is concerned how climate change is impacting us now and how it will impact future generations, including my six grandchildren.

Computer nerd. Avid collector of retro computing gear. Ham radio operator. Gear head. Wannabe pastry chef. Amateur runner.

Actually autistic and ADHD.

Living in the Palm Springs area.

The UK’s first ultra-purified, alkalised spring water, in fully compostable bottle packaging.

Слава Україні! Героям слава! Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the heroes!
🇺🇦💙💛

Solutions Architect, Microsoft Azure Certified developer.

Film nerd/ film buff.

Proud volunteer at Odense Film Festival since '09 and OFFSpring since '25!

#dkmastodon #dkfilm #film #azure #dotnet #fedi22

(Banner and profile photo: Line Svindt.)

Recovered republican; voted republican from '72 until '00. Never again. Profile pic and Springtime in Trumpistan by Hieronymus Bosch. Both are details from the Hell panel of The Garden of Earthly Delights.

Historicus, theaterman, improvisatie, praatjesmaker, (geo)politiek

“When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)

#dogs, #atheist, grandpa, and a #geocacher.
 Add #introvert to the list, too.
#Wisconsin native. I love #flyfishing the spring creeks of the driftless area (always catch and release).
Pour-over #coffee with fresh roasted beans. The only way to go!

 I always follow back and boost often!
https://justmytoots.com/@loughrn@mastodon.world

I come from #Braunschweig (Germany). My hobbies are cycling, hiking and photography. I am a supporter of the local football club #BTSV Eintracht Braunschweig and the #Springboks.

Ek kom van #Braunschweig (Duitsland). My stokperdjies is fietsry, stap en fotografie. Ek is 'n ondersteuner van die plaaslike sokkerklub #BTSV Eintracht Braunschweig en die #Springbokke

Liebe zu #Südafrika, insbesondere zu den #Springboks - Go Bokke!

#Wandern, #Radreisen, #Fotografie

Frameworks & Architecture in the Spring open source engineering team, all things Spring, Java, data, DDD, REST, software architecture, drums & music. He/him.

Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

🇩🇰 Human Nerd. Cognitive Science student @ Aarhus University. PhD student in cognitive neuroscience, sub/thalamic function @ CFIN from spring 2026. He/him.

science #bayesian #statistics #rstats #mcstan #python #cogsci #dbs #thalamus
leisure #pf2e #jazz #crpg #eu4 #modding #beinghelpfulonstackoverflowclones

Adore the decentralized, and yet it still took this many years to start using mastodon?? This feed approximates the ratio of science to leisure in my daily life

#Music: U2, Bon Jovi, 30 Seconds To Mars, Taylor Swift, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Mylène Farmer, Kelly Clarkson, Mel C, P!nk, The Corrs, Robbie Williams, Bryan Adams, Bruce Springsteen, Manic Street Preachers, Marillion, Within Temptation #Sports: F1 #HarryPotter: Ravenclaw #007 #JamesBond #POKER #Games #Gaming #PS5 #PC #Lisbon #Portugal