-I do smut collages-

🚨ADULTS ONLY🚨

if you under 21 years old, leave this side!

Some rather strange #smut stories about an alternative reality in which the Earth is kept in balance and harmony by giant goddesses, and we must ensure that their desires are satisfied.
-Join the Pleasure Force -

Earth Scientist, retired, Quaternary Geology and thawing #permafrost, still active in science communication. 
Former Vrije Universiteit, Amsterdam. Fan of forests, wetlands, Wadden sea, the Highlands & Hebrides.
Author of 'Thawing Permafrost (Springer Natuture Verlag) and 'Permafrost nu, in het ijstijd-verleden en de toekomst' (KNNV Uitgeverij, Netherlands)
 Dutch, English, German, French, some Scots Gaelic and Russian

I'm a philomath (many interests; call it polymath-wanna-be) professional computer programmer in Silicon Valley, specializing in operating systems, languages/compilers, sometimes AI, usually non-traditional parallel software and hardware architectures.
Also:
#computer_science #unicode #unix #linux #bsd #unix_old_fart
#compilers
#operating_systems
#GOF_AI
#cognitive_science
#linguistics
#physics
#mathematics

Ex-springboard diver; scuba diver; free diver

Ars longa, vita brevis.

Слава Україні! Героям слава! Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the heroes!
🇺🇦💙💛

Late diagnosed autistic man, trying to figure out who he is...

Catless catperson, between jobs. Former developer explorering the world of culture, one venue at a time.

Proud volunteer at Odense Film Festival since '09 and OFFSpring since '25!

#dkmastodon #dkfilm #film #azure #dotnet #fedi22

(Banner and profile photo: Line Svindt.)

Photographer (botanicals, landscapes, people), surface design, gardener. Living in Vancouver, BC, Canada (Coast Salish terr). I mostly avoid posting or reading about politics on social media.

header: newly germinated Salvia patens 'Blue Angel', spring 2025
avatar: me against a white backdrop with a red maple leaf splodged on

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

325 ppm. Unternehmer. #Hacking, #c++, #rust, #java, #spring; #sailing, #climbing (nowadays badly), #piano (badly), #cycling, #renewableenergy, #emobility, #Energiewende.

#NieWiederIstJetzt.

I program #SpringBoot web services and have now managed to avoid managing people. I used to program dev tools & before that, program mobile phones.

Once ran the same early Windows 8 build instance on both a hypervisor and native boot.

Old enough to remember #Symbian #C++.

I really like painting miniature figures like those produced for #warhammer, but am not so keen on #GamesWorkshop.

#OnePageRules is my current #TableTop #Wargaming jam.

Involved in some kind of computer bullshit.

I dabble. Mostly in trains - H0 scale and live steam. Sometimes in games. Professionally in tech. German living on Yuggera land in Australia. I post and repost in English and German. Trans rights are human rights.

(Previously @rainynight65)

Profile pic is a close-up of a model locomotive (Victorian Railways B Class B65)

Header is a picture of The Ghan, a tourist train, taken in Alice Springs, Australia, with locomotive NR75 prominently in the lead

#nobots #noindex

“When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)

#dogs, #atheist, grandpa, and a #geocacher.
 Add #introvert to the list, too.
#Wisconsin native. I love #flyfishing the spring creeks of the driftless area (always catch and release).
Pour-over #coffee with fresh roasted beans. The only way to go!

 I always follow back and boost often!
https://justmytoots.com/@loughrn@mastodon.world

UK. In a 🏳️‍🌈 I'm the beige. Diffidently indifferent.
Natural world & mothing (spring/summer/autumn only)

Rarely post on these but runner, reader, cryptic crossworder, Shakespeare, local history, cooking. Ex-car driver/non-flyer (both an environmental impact choice). Now user of public transport, bicycle and legs.

If anybody wants to know a few things about me

#UK - born in the NHS at 312ppm.
#Hedgehogs
#LiberalDemocrat
#WalterPresents
#CognitiveTrailTheory
#CovidIsNotOver
#Nightwish
#Springsteen
#ActuallyImReallyQuiteBoring

Profile pic is me with my fluffy sheep Ruffles. Header is about a hundred sheep who decided to form a ring on the downs one day. I'm not that interested in sheep, really.

Enterprise Software Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #EnterpriseArchitect #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

The Dragon calls, but there isn’t an answer… I am Noven, a dragon who is a digital artist and character designer who is disabled, AuDHD and the host of The Dragon Soulbond/Gateway System and I coined the term ‘otherling’! I mostly post my art and hornyposts here but I do other things too like commission artists, share posts of my favourite characters (especially it I self ship with them!) and ramble about my special interests. I’m always down for making friends so if you see any shared interests on my profile feel free to message me!

As always of course, antis, anti endos and minors DNI, this place is not for you!

Page is a WIP

Profile picture by fawnartshop and header by Seomoon Yeji

French - 32yo - they/them

Gentle creature with a passion for nature, art, design, sciences 🌲🪴

I make web stuff, writing, drawing, and photography in my free time. Just starting out in the furry community!

🔞 I sometimes post NSFW stuff! Please be wary.
I avoid boosting posts without alt text.

Speckgürtel Speckflagge (aber vegan).
Moderator auf dieser Instanz.

#Bremen #Fahrrad #Hunde #Fischerhude

Profilbild ist eine Pixelgrafik: ein Toaster mit Augen. Aus dem Toaster springt ein getoastetes Herz.
Headerbild: Temperaturänderungen zum Mittelwert seit 1850 für Bremen, Deutschland. Rote und blaue Streifen, wobei von links nach rechts die Streifen deutlich röter werden. Die letzten Streifen rechts sind dunkelrot.

#Colorado based guitar picker and song maker. Somewhere between Springsteen and Son Volt. #americana #altcountry Find me at http://JayStottMusic.com All my other socials are @jaystottmusic #Streaming all the places one does that sort of thing.

Create of the Kixx web framework | https://www.kixx.dev | All things WWW | https://www.kixx.news

SW-Developer, Father, Musician
Posts mostly about #swdev and #politics.

#DEVCommunity #Berlin #Java #csharp #SpringBoot #TypeScript #Angular #coffee #dotnet

Writer of words, maker of podcasts, runner of worlds.

First book in progress: 'The Web Was a Sidequest'

🖥 http://www.thejaymo.net
🎤 http://www.permanentlymoved.online
🎤 http://www.experience.computer
📄 http://www.worldrunning.guide
🌱 http://www.solarpunks.net

Howdy pals, I'm a 27 years old bottle of milk, you can call me Milky or Daesu.