gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl outfit.

• tech-savvy luddite
• gender-overwhelmed gender-bender
• energy-seeping sleepy-head
• serious goofball

See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

Unabashed lefty married to a terrific woman. Animal lover, especially cats but also dogs, birds—heck all of 'em. Audiophile, vinyl collector. Retired urban planner. Failed novelist.USAF Vietnam vet. Currently a big John Fahey fan. Born in Chicago, lived in Denver, Colorado Springs, St Louis, DC; in San Diego since 1999 and not about to depart until climate change demands it.

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

cybersyndicate admin vanta rainbow black (she/they/it), creator of @FediPact and Legendary Defender Of The Fediverse

as seen in the book Move Slowly And Build Bridges: Mastodon, The Fediverse, And The Struggle For Democratic Social Media!

recognized irl from fedi 28 times so far

"misfit loser zealot" according to john gruber

164,261 lifetime posts on past instances | joined fedi 2017

53k words deep into writing a book called "THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP: My Mastodon Microblog Memoir"

late 20's | seattle | a cyberpunk catgirl | trans enby girl polyam lesbian gender terrorist | fediverse sex symbol | prolific poster | AuDHD af | rogue wordsmith extraordinaire | fedi's favorite pirate radio DJ | anarcho-communist | DIY fashion designer | video editor vagabond | punweaver | chaotic good | a gamedev apparently? | learning toki pona | bassist | punk fashion icon | queen of the plushtodon hashtag | walking pride flag | photographer | woman of many hats, legiterally | learning how to art | culturally southern californian but religiously a seattleite

DONATION INFO: https://vanta.money

​ MINORS DNI. this is for my own safety

joyfriend: @ka_so

big sister: @rachaelspooky

headmates: @sativa and @Neon

seattle alt: @vantablack

#plushtodon #TokiPona #seattle #photography

#vantaselfie #vantaboobs #vantalewd #vantaDIY #vantaDIYWIP #VantaArt

Enterprise Software Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #EnterpriseArchitect #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

Software developer.
Data journalist.
Code and stories for ABC News Story Lab.
Sometimes musician/actor.
Husband and father.
Animal lover.

(Admin for https://bne.social with @ash)

Note: I recently did a spring-clean of accounts I follow to be sure that I'm free from any bot or troll accounts. If you're a legit person please private message me and we can chat.

Carbon-based Turing Test-compliant life-form DBA Professor of #Transportation #Geography at #McMaster University, where I teach and do research on #accessibility, #TravelBehavior, #SpatialAnalysis, #ActiveTravel, #TransportPolicy.

I am an #Rstats enthusiast and big believer in #Reproducible #Open #Science.

I have several hobbies, including #CreativeWriting, #CreativeCoding and #Rtistry.

#geogdon #mapstodon #Rspatial #HamOnt

I'm a philomath (many interests; call it polymath-wanna-be) professional computer programmer in Silicon Valley, specializing in operating systems, languages/compilers, sometimes AI, usually non-traditional parallel software and hardware architectures.
Also:
#computer_science #unicode #unix #linux #bsd #unix_old_fart
#compilers
#operating_systems
#GOF_AI
#cognitive_science
#linguistics
#physics
#mathematics

Ex-springboard diver; scuba diver; free diver

Ars longa, vita brevis.

I program #SpringBoot web services and have now managed to avoid managing people. I used to program dev tools & before that, program mobile phones.

Once ran the same early Windows 8 build instance on both a hypervisor and native boot.

Old enough to remember #Symbian #C++.

I really like painting miniature figures like those produced for #warhammer, but am not so keen on #GamesWorkshop.

#OnePageRules is my current #TableTop #Wargaming jam.

Involved in some kind of computer bullshit.

Grill-King, Social-Media-Junkie, Software-Developer.

Currently available for freelance work (Java, Spring Boot, Microservices, Kafka, Vue.js)

Ehemals @dirksteins on Twitter.

Enjoying life in a small, temperate seaside town in Portugal 🇵🇹 🌴🌴

Life is never fair. But it can be better.

I swear I found the key to the universe. Ask me where.

#LiverpoolFC #AlohaLife #NotAISlop

Speckgürtel Speckflagge (aber vegan).
Moderator auf dieser Instanz.

#Bremen #Fahrrad #Hunde #Fischerhude

Profilbild ist eine Pixelgrafik: ein Toaster mit Augen. Aus dem Toaster springt ein getoastetes Herz.
Headerbild: Temperaturänderungen zum Mittelwert seit 1850 für Bremen, Deutschland. Rote und blaue Streifen, wobei von links nach rechts die Streifen deutlich röter werden. Die letzten Streifen rechts sind dunkelrot.

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

bisexual demiboy (he/they), mistakenly considered cute by various critters here Known to switch from soft boy to radical anti-capitalist and anti-autoritarian at random intervals without notice "They should make a side scroller where I find you and squeeze you" ~@[email protected] "cute boy on Fedi" ~@[email protected] "If you were a worm I would SO still like you" ~@[email protected] "witix is a kind soul in a world that wants to hurt people" ~@[email protected] "You're just naturally sweet." ~@[email protected] "why would someone not like you" ~@[email protected] #noindex #nogods #nomasters Image alts: Profile picture is a digital grawing drawing of a puppyboy in a black hoodie, looking up with a neutral, almost hollow expression, brown hair covering half of his face For more information visit https://witix777.github.io/ants Legal disclaimer: This user is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

👈 local obnoxious internet creature (alledgedly just a two-tailed fox plushie) some kind of girl, trans, greyace; interested in alt fashion, vocaloids/voice synths, metal, dnb and hardstyle; plays gacha games, loves plushies and cute figures Currently playing: Fate/Grand Order, ProSekai, Pokémon Omega Ruby On hold: Shapez 2 Factory $[position.y=-1 $[scale.x=1.25,y=1.25 $[x3 ]]] ✨ Still here btw. ✨ **Other accounts:** Private alt: @[email protected] Backup: @[email protected] Revospring: https://revospring.net/@mitsunee Pronouns Page: https://en.pronouns.page/@mitsunee

Earth Scientist, retired, Quaternary Geology and thawing #permafrost, still active in science communication. 
Former Vrije Universiteit, Amsterdam. Fan of forests, wetlands, Wadden sea, the Highlands & Hebrides.
Author of 'Thawing Permafrost (Springer Natuture Verlag) and 'Permafrost nu, in het ijstijd-verleden en de toekomst' (KNNV Uitgeverij, Netherlands)
 Dutch, English, German, French, some Scots Gaelic and Russian

Recovered republican; voted republican from '72 until '00. Never again. Profile pic and Springtime in Trumpistan by Hieronymus Bosch. Both are details from the Hell panel of The Garden of Earthly Delights.

Local catgril who isn't particularly smart and is terrible at this 'social' thingy, will write real bio eventually I speak in nonsense and tangents nobody asked for, all my thoughts come with bonus tangents (feel free to just tell me there is something i do/say that you'd rather me not) Follow requests are generally accepted as long as you appear to be a real person and aren't too suspicious, however, **_Please have a bio and at least a few posts first_** (having pronouns listed somewhere helps too), also might take some time for me to get around to checking follow requests i made https://fedimoji.tela.moe i guess #nobot

Critical thinker | always seeking the truth | hate (🇷🇺)aggression and lies | despising misinformation and anti-science rhetoric | democracy must be protected in any possible way | retired as a dentist-academic teacher (restorative dentistry, implantology, oral radiology) | married, a lot of children, step- & grandchildren 💕 | sailor Westerly Medway | Scandinavian countries and Baltic states | humor, self-mockery | science | nature | dog: Welsh Springer Spaniël-Ivy 💉🇺🇦⛵️🛥️⚓️🐾🇳🇱🇺🇦🔵

software engineer
#java #springboot #docker

🦁🪽

Artist/Creator/Engineer

https://bio.site/mstanton

If ya like the art, might wanna check out my store. 💡
https://my-store-ef234c.creator-spring.com/

If ya feel guided.
Donations: https://www.paypal.me/mstanton81

Wannabe techie || I have no idea what I'm doing here || Kann Spuren von Musikwissenschaft enthalten