researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

I'd really really really like to go back to school this spring: If you can help: https://ko-fi.com/elleg and tysm ♥️

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

Washington, DC, USA
Silver Spring, MD, USA

Pro: woman, equality, choice, & human. Anti: bigot, exclusion, & misinformation. Agnostic Jew. AuDHD *she/her* fibro and crohns fighter. I am fucking awesome. P*nch the nazi. ❤️ Pretty girl who cries.

www.youtube.com/c/NixAnadoo

Father, husband, tech founder, recovering rugby half-back turn lawyer with two+ decade of experience of litigation and counseling in Art Law, IP, Consumer Protection, Labor, NGO and European Corporate Law.

Studied: Law, Economics and Computer science @ Göttingen and Austin, TX
Practicing in 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇧🇪🇱🇺🇦🇹🇱🇮🇮🇹🇫🇷

Survived NYC to become an aspiring solar homesteader with a soft spot for the Arts and things that stand the test of time. #solarpunk

“When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)

#dogs, #atheist, grandpa, and a #geocacher.
 Add #introvert to the list, too.
#Wisconsin native. I love #flyfishing the spring creeks of the driftless area (always catch and release).
Pour-over #coffee with fresh roasted beans. The only way to go!

 I always follow back and boost often!
https://justmytoots.com/@loughrn@mastodon.world

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

Springer Spaniel Mom :: Sea Hag :: Art Historian :: Classical Musician :: RYT 200 :: Mindfulness/Social Justice Facilitator :: Buddhist :: Artist :: NJ Native :: Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome Warrior :: Active Farker, but please don't hold that against me :: Radicalized and completely unhinged

🌈🎵🎭🐾🍻🏒♏🌊

I'm a philomath (many interests; call it polymath-wanna-be) professional computer programmer in Silicon Valley, specializing in operating systems, languages/compilers, sometimes AI, usually non-traditional parallel software and hardware architectures.
Also:
#computer_science #unicode #unix #linux #bsd #unix_old_fart
#compilers
#operating_systems
#GOF_AI
#cognitive_science
#linguistics
#physics
#mathematics

Ex-springboard diver; scuba diver; free diver

Ars longa, vita brevis.

UK. In a 🏳️‍🌈 I'm the beige. Diffidently indifferent.
Natural world & mothing (spring/summer/autumn only)

Rarely post on these but runner, reader, cryptic crossworder, Shakespeare, local history, cooking. Ex-car driver/non-flyer (both an environmental impact choice). Now user of public transport, bicycle and legs.

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

cybersyndicate admin vanta rainbow black (she/they/it), creator of @FediPact and Legendary Defender Of The Fediverse

as seen in the book Move Slowly And Build Bridges: Mastodon, The Fediverse, And The Struggle For Democratic Social Media!

recognized irl from fedi 28 times so far

"misfit loser zealot" according to john gruber

164,261 lifetime posts on past instances | joined fedi 2017

53k words deep into writing a book called "THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP: My Mastodon Microblog Memoir"

late 20's | seattle | a cyberpunk catgirl | trans enby girl polyam lesbian gender terrorist | fediverse sex symbol | prolific poster | AuDHD af | rogue wordsmith extraordinaire | fedi's favorite pirate radio DJ | anarcho-communist | DIY fashion designer | video editor vagabond | punweaver | chaotic good | a gamedev apparently? | learning toki pona | bassist | punk fashion icon | queen of the plushtodon hashtag | walking pride flag | photographer | woman of many hats, legiterally | learning how to art | culturally southern californian but religiously a seattleite

DONATION INFO: https://vanta.money

​ MINORS DNI. this is for my own safety

joyfriend: @ka_so

big sister: @rachaelspooky

headmates: @sativa and @Neon

seattle alt: @vantablack

#plushtodon #TokiPona #seattle #photography

#vantaselfie #vantaboobs #vantalewd #vantaDIY #vantaDIYWIP #VantaArt

gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl outfit.

• tech-savvy luddite
• gender-overwhelmed gender-bender
• energy-seeping sleepy-head
• serious goofball

See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

Gay partnered (for 17 yrs)Boomer in California (Palm Springs area). Napa wine tour concierge 2019-23. Pre-retirement I was a tech analyst studying emerging technology. Step-Papy to 2 amazing 20-something daughters. Big time cat dad.

I program #SpringBoot web services and have now managed to avoid managing people. I used to program dev tools & before that, program mobile phones.

Once ran the same early Windows 8 build instance on both a hypervisor and native boot.

Old enough to remember #Symbian #C++.

I really like painting miniature figures like those produced for #warhammer, but am not so keen on #GamesWorkshop.

#OnePageRules is my current #TableTop #Wargaming jam.

Involved in some kind of computer bullshit.

Australian retired archaeologist, Emeritus Professor at University of New England, Armidale. Book on (mostly the evolution of) art--Art or Scribbles was published on 8 August 2025. Published on bones, stones, language origins, art etc. Worked with Gamilaraay, Wangkamadla, Yulluna, Kalkadoon and Mitakoodi people.
We must have a politics which encourages equality and fights climate change.

https://link.springer.com/book/9783031904578

👋 Available for work

🖤 Design Systems Consultant
🛠 Front-End Engineer
⚙️ Previous Clients: Monotype, EMBL, UCL, Springer Nature

He/Him/They/Them

Indie app developer; maker of @forscore (no support questions here, please). I love music, photography, travel, hiking and coding. Based in Las Vegas & Palm Springs.

Enterprise Software Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

Alt-Text Header: Shows a lokal lake in Winter with a lot of trees around and a pathway. Blue sky with the sun in the center.

Alt-Text Avatar: shows me, sitting on stairs in Leipzig, wearing goggles, short hair and a black t-shirt with the text: Kein Bock auf Rassist*innen!

Слава Україні! Героям слава! Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the heroes!
🇺🇦💙💛

Late diagnosed autistic man, trying to figure out who he is...

Catless catperson, between jobs. Former developer explorering the world of culture, one venue at a time.

Proud volunteer at Odense Film Festival since '09 and OFFSpring since '25!

#dkmastodon #dkfilm #film #azure #dotnet #fedi22

(Banner and profile photo: Line Svindt.)

A Wandering Teacher uses #watercolor, #ink, & #Krita, to make flora, fauna, & #fanart.
It is super effective!
Self-taught & still #learning;

she/her

Reviews are my own unpaid & unsolicited opinions.

Avatar is a watercolor woman in a green shirt, resting her chin on 1 hand while looking at the viewer. Her head is on fire.
Banner is Moon Girl studying.

#Art #Painting #KidLit #KidLitArt #DigitalArt #Creative #Cooking #Sewing #Education #Inclusion #Accessibility #ArtABCs

Nebula and 3X BSFA Award Finalist Author. Science writer. Artist. Explorer.
GODFESTATION (Aug. 2026)
THE DAWN OF DUSK AND TWILIGHT (Oct. 2026)
Head of Stars and Sabers Publishing. CEO of Roaring Spring Productions, LLC.
Also wrote as J. Dianne Dotson.
#books #author #writer #fantasy #horror #scifi #thriller #artist #sciencewriter

Frameworks & Architecture in the Spring open source engineering team, all things Spring, Java, data, DDD, REST, software architecture, drums & music. He/him.

#DigitaleTransformation #DataScience #DigitalHumanities #BigData #KI #München