♾️ for polyamory & for neurodivergence & for plurality 🍄

I think I'm funny, it's ok if you don't. I'll love ya anyway if you want me to. 🤟

You should follow me if:
✅ You like wyrd ppl 🙃

You should not follow me if:
❌ You believe in normal people 😬

⚠️ This is my most reactive self, my traveler who thirsts for adventure, experience, and understanding of this glorious planet we inhabit. For the more thoughtful, writer version of me, try @Lucaas 👖🐎

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Security researcher by day, weird deer lady by night. Big fan of usenet and smolnet and prone to talking in equal measure about Linux and stuffed animals.

She/her

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse

he/him. from the birdsite (@Andres4NY and before that @NEGreenways).

#Dad #NYC #Bikes #FreeTransit #SafeStreets #BanCars #Debian #FreeSoftware #ACAB #Vegetarian #WearAMask

My wife's an #epidemiologist, so you'll get some #COVID talk too.

Trans rights are human rights.

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Software developer in Washington, DC (Herndon, VA specifically)

Doing #govtech, #cybersecurity python, dotnet, aws, mostly Infrastructure as Code and cloud apps.

I tweet about software, programming, #python, dad jokes, DC, Fed government tech contracting

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K-12 sysadmin. Linux, Mac, and some other things including pfSense, Ubiquiti, Juniper/Mist, and XCP-ng. Photographer, Apple enthusiast, and vintage tech admirer in my spare time. Learning Swift/SwiftUI. BLM. LGBTQIA+ ally. Profile pic by Iconfactory.

Parent, spouse, geek, serial hobbyist, pfSense Developer and Documentation Writer, Author.

#Memes #Movies #TV #Television #Books #SciFi #FountainPens #TableTopGames #BoardGames #Flashlights #Anduril #Lego #Puzzles #3DPrinting #OctoPrint #Sewing #VinylCutting #Woodworking #Photography #FreeBSD #OpenSource #FOSS #Networking #Firewalls #pfSense #TechWriting #Documentation #Sphinx #RestructuredText #Plex #ProxmoxVE #Proxmox #STEM #STEAM #Gaming #Nintendo #NintendoSwitch #SteamDeck #SteamPowered

Late-30s in Missouris 🥲

Job: C++/CompSci teacher, previously software/web dev.

Hobby: Open Source Indie gamedev, videos, animations, zines

Tech: Linux Mint/mate, emacs

Languages: Esperanto, कुछ हिंदी

Queer: Panro/Ace/Enby (they/them)

Lore: Formerly homeschooled, AuDHD, half-adopted, husband from India, infertility - no kids, dead mom, absent dads.

you should really carry no less than 5 computers on you at all times, like a sensible person.

47/m/US

I gamemaster #Pathfinder RPG 1e with variant rules and I like to tweak my monsters.

I paint metal #miniatures.

I like learning about The Divestiture (of AT&T). I like pre-Divestiture telephones, though I only own one red Cortelco Kellogg 2500 Desk Telephone.

I like writing with a fountain pen, but I'm not a fountain pen collector.

I wrote a first draft manuscript but I keep procrastinating edits and further drafts.

Moved from Win10 to #Linux on 12 June 2023.

I also play #NWN:EE.

Six Word Memoir: Clever, creative, and occasionally quite crazy.
I like #Cats, #Podcasts, #Accessibility, #CivilRights, #BodyAutonomy, #LGBTQ people, #Progressive politics, #MentalHealth, #SuicidePrevention, #utpol, #utah, #MCU, #Spiderverse, #Farscape, #RedDwarf, and a bunch of other random things.
Pronouns: she/her
Searchable, if'n you're a tootfinder.

…or so the Germans would have us believe. (Bonus points if you know the reference)

#Aussie #tech and support professional in the public sector; enjoys #technology, security, #travel, #cooking & #photography. Will have fun changing name, based on how I feel at the time, or sometimes just a most recent snack. Tinkers more than a bit with #HomeAutomation with #HomeAssistant.

Came from the dead bird site.
Not really here to be social.
I repost interesting or funny stuff.
Once in awhile I post how I feel.
Anti genocide. Pro humanity
No one or entity has permission to use my info or anything I post to support or use in any AI database or for use in any AI content.

#savetheoceans
https://shop.paulwatsonfoundation.org/
#CaptainPaulWatson
#PaulWatson
#slavaUkraini

I'm a software engineer by trade, an electronics hobbyist and amateur guitarist by night, and a house-rabbit enthusiast and ambassador all the time.

I live in the windswept prairies of Canada.

#RabbitsOfMastodon #rabbit #OpenSource #FreeSoftware #RodentsOfMastodon #electronics #retro #1970s #70s #blinkenlights

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Coding, game streaming, voice acting, security, video production, etc. Internet nonsense curator.

Remember when we said there was no future? Well, this is it.

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We get one shot on this rock: don't waste it -- get weird. 🥃

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Embrace the future. Bury tradition. Seek adventure. Enhance people's lives where you can. And never, ever, pass up the opportunity to punch a Nazi.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

day-dreamer
night-timer, party-crasher

Current Location
📍 Cairo, Egypt

Some call me Chris.

The #polycrisis is here! #Stoicism, #Solarpunk, #Python, #craftBeer, #mezcal, #Scotch, #donuts, #fountainPens, #ᏣᎳᎩ. #rompecabezas #Allerdings!

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Passive/Aggressive Stoic

Living on historically Tohono Oʼodham land.

I like learning languages. I speak none fluently, but I have fun doing it. #Gaelic (#Gàidhlig), #Spanish, #Japanese, #German, #Ukrainian, #Cherokee

Okay, I’m a semi-retired freelance web developer not taking new clients. Citizen of the #CherokeeNation.

I write code for fun, and for profit.

Currently working on:

- real-time chatting, and trying to throw graph theory into the problem
- AI assistant for managing notes

Also, I'm a Honda owner

#activitypub #fedi22 #go #typescript #react #nextjs #SoftwareDeveloper #programmer #programming #coding

- Software Architect since 1993 (Current stack: Elixir and Phoenix, working in Agrotech)
- PostgreSQL Analyst for 20+ yrs
- I create a lot of Gamedev, Open-Source and Digital Art Experiments
- Indie Game Dev making Brazilian Street Food Simulator https://bit.ly/BRSSteam
- Godot course: https://bit.ly/GodotUI
- From 🇧🇷 living in 🇵🇹, working remotely for 🇩🇰

A Wandering Teacher uses #watercolor, #ink, & #Krita, to make flora, fauna, & #fanart.
It is super effective!
Self-taught & still #learning;

she/her

Reviews are my own unpaid & unsolicited opinions.

Avatar is a watercolor woman in a green shirt, resting her chin on 1 hand while looking at the viewer. Her head is on fire.
Banner is Moon Girl studying.

#Art #Painting #KidLit #KidLitArt #DigitalArt #Creative #Cooking #Sewing #Education #Inclusion #Accessibility #ArtABCs

Programming, tech, gaming & other geeky topics from Sherri Wheeler.

Occasional business, handiwork, electronics, parenting and fitness content.

🐘 PHP/JS developer with miles to go before I sleep();

All posts are my own - never AI generated.

Ally & anti-racist. Bigoted or harassing replies get blocked & reported.

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(she/her)

#nobridge #nobot