Awesome accounts on Mastodon that posted recently.
• #Dyslexic and likely to typo often, the edit button is my friend • #Blender bender • enthusiast of #Linux • #Charr Lover • #Fantasy enjoyer an #Art lover ⚔ 🖌️
lewd kinky mess at times but also very shy, professional keymasher
Very likely to follow you if you draw or create any art in any form or just got a cool vibe.
Profiles pic done by @[email protected]
Header done by @[email protected]
🛑 I post and interact with lewd content. minors do not interact with my lewd content under any circumstances
Angua
@[email protected]
Illegitimi Nil Carborundum, De Chelonian Mobile.
"Be Excellent To Everyone & Don't Feed The Trolls"
I'm me, you're you. 'nuff said.
Dyspraxic: I express myself badly.
HOH/SI; Physically Handicapped (long list), RA, Injuries & more.
99% of comments are snark, other 101% - sleep deprivation / PostIctal Posting.
I repost/boost a lot, emoji react even more.
If you get a "like", it's probably an emoji you cannot see.
Life is too short I may mute, defollow/er - without warning.
#NoIndex #NoBot #NoBridge
Of A Certain Age, Weirdbird, Weirder SOH.
Left Handed, Plant-Based*, Old School Greenie,
Androgynous Demisexual / Dyke, She / Her / Hers / Herself etc... But I HATE Labels.
Eternally Curious, mainly Science, Art/Classics, Ecology, Archeology & History, Wild Flora & Fauna.
Wild about DOGGOS!
Not me but close:
Phranc's "Dress Code"
k.d. lang's "Luck In My Eyes"
Cass Elliot "Make Your Own Kind Of Music"
Shirley Bassey "I Am What I Am"
My philosophy: Life's too short for this shit & so am I; grow the fuck up or fuck the hell off.
I will judge you on how you behave, not who you are; like dogs do & I consider dogs to be far superior to humans.
The reason to stand up for EVERYONE's rights is not "they'll come for you in the end", but simply because it is the right thing to do.
*NOT a Triffid, Krynoid or Vervoid; I am MUCH more intemperate.
Avatar is a wolf howling at the moon
Banner is a cynical looking dog squinting
strongsand
@[email protected]
Chacabobanar 🍉
@[email protected]Ni hiérarchie ni idoles. Il est toujours 13h12 partout dans le monde.
Antifa
Je ne suis pas végétarien mais je bouffe du riche pour compenser.
Si c'est ça la politique, j'préfère la mécanique.
Il/lui 40+
Crève poutine
Antivax hors de ma vue
Dan Sloan
@[email protected]Consulting software developer, primarily Python and Django, with a bit of Typescript when the need arises.
Chuks Awa
@[email protected]Softw engr, drums/music, politics, humor, sports #blackmastodon #programming #dotnet #drums #music #africanmusic "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends" - Martin Luther King, Jr. /s is implied for most posts
Fish in the Percolator
@[email protected]Machine Learning / Software Engineer, Physicist, Hacker. Based in #Taiwan. From #Hungary. Blogging as @gergely.
Often found with:

Ryan Campbell
@[email protected]Software developer in the Great White North.
#linux, #lisp, #python, #golang and #floss enthusiast.
Into #running, #trailrunning, #pizza, #gardening and #books.
I mainly use this account to boost tech stuff I find interesting, with a bit of #yeg and #abpoli thrown in.
Formerly @campbellr
Bob Tregilus
@[email protected]I follow science, history, & photography toots. Now retired, I've been a: mechanic, construction worker, cab driver, laborer, fabricator, electrical engineer, cable technician, community organizer, lobbyist, podcaster (energy & EVs), fine art framer, & professional photographer (among many other things). Linux user since the '90s. I use Darktable to edit photos. I'm an open culture advocate & my photos are in the public domain. I'm a Nov '22 dead bird site migrant. #NoAI #OpenCulture
Asterisk 🇨🇦
@[email protected]Linux enthusiast and Canadian
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Alt text
Profile picture: An asterisk with a smiley face drawn on a sticky note taped to it.
Banner: A bunch of coloured balls over a view of gm_construct
Jorge Bejarano
@[email protected]Me encanta leer sobre diseño, historia y curiosidades de la naturaleza.
Sí quieres que te siga de vuelta, tu perfil debe verse como el de una persona, no un bot.
I love reading about design, history, and curiosities of nature.
If you want me to follow you back, your profile must look like a person, not a bot.
#FreePalestine 🇵🇸
#SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
#diseñografico #artesgraficas
#graphicdesign #graphicarts
#caligrafia #calligraphy
#letterpress
#diseño #design
#NoAI
De Costa Rica 🇨🇷
#fedi22
phildini
@[email protected]Wandering.shop admin. Writer of fiction, code, and campaigns.
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)
@[email protected]Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ InfoSec 〰️ DFIR 〰️ CISSP 〰️ 黑客 〰️ Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾
【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)
🐆🐈🐯🐱🐾😿😸😹😺😻😼😽😾🙀🦁🐈⬛
#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #GenX #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3
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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange
🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse
DOPAMINE::CASINO
@[email protected]HE/HIM/THEY/ASK ME ABOUT FUNKY.SEC @funkysec
Founder of Funky.Sec - A Zine for the 21st century.
Actually Autistic Neurodivergent Cyberpunk. Worked with Google Cloud for 5 Years and these blasted machines for almost my entire life. Information Security is important, despite what you may of been told.
Spider Jerusalem made manifest on this material plane. We have a war to win.
My views are my own and cannot be bought or sold.

warthog9
@[email protected]Open Source BOFH. Amateur Radio: wa9hog
I love this, so I
@[email protected]I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.
Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!
いぬどん - dog image booster
@[email protected]Fediverseに漂っている犬画像から、皆のリアクションの良いものを厳選してブーストするBOTです。
個人が撮った犬のトゥートを重視し、転載は除外するように調整してます。
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This is a BOT that carefully selects and boosts the best dog images floating around the Fediverse that get good reactions from everyone.
I've adjusted it to focus on toots of dogs taken by individuals, and to exclude reproduction ones.
paul
@[email protected]back up at @amiserabilist
Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island
What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.
gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.
if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.
elhacker.NET
@[email protected]Since 2001
Knights Who Say "Ni!"
@[email protected]The Knights Who Say "Ni!", also called the Knights of Ni, are a band of knights encountered by King Arthur and his followers in the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the play Spamalot.
They demonstrate their power by shouting "Ni!" (pronounced "nee" /ni/), terrifying the party, whom they refuse to allow passage through their forest unless appeased through the gift of a shrubbery.