FEDIDEVS

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Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

Pixelfed photos: @Alice

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researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

I'd really really really like to go back to school this spring: If you can help: https://ko-fi.com/elleg and tysm ♥️

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally

let's get silly with it

books: https://geekysteven.com/books

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes.
Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much.

Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.

Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.

Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life

Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.

Married to @JenTheRed

my mom fucked a bat

Shitposts, Shoegaze, Cinema
ex-KNZK ex-bofa.lol ex-Radical.Town
Jorts Brand Ambassador

this heaven gives me migraine

we're the Dream Weavers, a plural collective and coven. we do tarot readings, $15 for a 3 card spread.

we're on signal and discord as redsad.42. if you're gonna be weird please be a good kind of weird.

avatar: Baby Yoda with the caption: Good morning! God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everybody's problem.

banner: old newspaper article that reads: People liking turtles better than cops will be pleased to learn a turtle bit off a cop's toe in the Hudson River.

Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.

I do things with computers. Unspeakable things.

I also write Overmorrow, a newsletter about technology and my problematic relationship with it.

crocs enthusiast, cat lady, lukewarm takes at best #ADHD #TeamOrca

https://justmytoots.com/Stoned_Deva_@mas.to

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023.

OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do.

Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

Top Toots: https://topmastodonposts.patrikcsak.com/by/@[email protected]

I’m the board, the lightning, the thunder. See my About section for all relevant stalking information.

PFP: A handsome man with brown flowing hair and a beard. His eyes look green but they're actually blue. The background is a purple and blue pattern.

Header: Rick & Morty characters from Season 1 with Rick & Morty front and center and with Rick holding the portal gun aloft.

I'm gross.

Would you like to see my toots? https://justmytoots.com/azedand2knots@beige.party

“We’ve reached DEFCON fuck”

Clinical Psychologist. Academic Maleficent. Former NIH-funded Associate Professor at a fancy Midwest university. Now I spend most of my time in the non-profit space.

Analog childhood, digital adulthood. Navigating the great enshittification. Lots of swearing and gallows humor. Benelli owner.

Part of the great November 2022 Twitter migration.

Posts auto-delete at 2 weeks.

Under his eye. She/Her.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

#teamOrca

Favorite dinosaur: Borealopelta

Favorite place I visited once, briefly, and need to return to for a week: Lyon, France

Favorite familiar place: Point Reyes, California

Favorite burger: Zombie Burger Bar & Drinks Lab in Des Moines, Iowa

Don't believe everything a little bird (X) tells you.

I'm a silly fucker.

Music, nonsense, random stories (always a story) and whatever comes to mind.

Not a racist, a homophobe, a transphobe or a bigot. Basically not a cunt (I do swear so if that is not for you, I'm definitely not for you).

Please add #AltText i.e. descriptive descriptions, to your pictures for visually impaired and all people. No decent description, no boost from me.

All of my faces are tired

(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989)
🏳️‍🌈 some of these are jokes and some of these are sincere but i’ll never tell

(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball.

Lie still & let me a-meh you for a time like this
My posts: https://justmytoots.com/girl_a_whirl@mastodon.social

real life is my alt
no-one sleeps tonight

my posts: https://justmytoots.com/@trickykat@beige.party

Some good. Some funny. Some indifferent.
I love almost everyone, except Nazis & TERFs.
Puns are like farts: You have to let them out and hope they do as little damage as possible while being secretly proud.
he/him/his.
https://justmytoots.com/@stevecantsmel[email protected]

idk i literally just got here

tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too

software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally

those interested in doing some vidya/jackbox on weekends should join my discord - invite link on my website

JoWordle HQ

⭐️ recently migrated from UniverseOdon.com/@JoParkerBear

formerly of twitter; trainer of Beto, the great alligator hunting cat; creator of JoWordle; “had a lot of potential”
; also on Bluesky

Tell your pets I said hi.

jokes • not jokes

https://justmytoots.com/@infinitefinit[email protected]

pfp: a photo of a fluffy black cat with green eyes taken as though the cat took a selfie

header: the covered wagon from Oregon Trail being pulled by an ox in lime green on a black background. Underneath it reads "You have died mad about it"

i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway

Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript.

Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.

unserious • she/her • 33 • here for a #fuckaas time

same mom, different party.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFf9YjYSYeD/?igsh=MTFpZWhpdnh0cG1tdw==

#fuckaas #PDX #WWDITS #canthavenicethings
https://justmytoots.com/@imwintersmom@beige.party

Meh

my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

Minneapolis non-comedian

Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.

"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine

(he/him)

I’m Jason. I’m average. He/They

Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast.

A Sentient Burrito in constant existential crisis

https://justmytoots.com/@burritozen@beige.party

A self professed #breadslut and shitposter. (Do we call it sharting on here?) I escaped bluesky and also left twitter well before it became x.

alt text for pfp: back of a white woman's rainbow braid

https://justmytoots.com/@DaddyJew@mastodon.social?code=QenhuosLbeJIIacllkn446yzvBwDmDsc6d0kexfdOa8

Memes - Metal - Liverpool FC - Oilers - Flyers - Eagles - AEW - Travel - Your Mom 🤘

Vancouver Island, Canada 🇨🇦

Here I can't see the eyerolls

I like to have fun online

Goofin username 
@cult_papa everywhere else too

not your mother’s® favorite poster