FEDIDEVS

Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

Pixelfed photos: @Alice

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researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

I'd really really really like to go back to school this spring: If you can help: https://ko-fi.com/elleg and tysm ♥️

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally

let's get silly with it

books: https://geekysteven.com/books

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes.
Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much.

Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.

Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.

Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life

Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.

Married to @JenTheRed

my mom fucked a bat

we're the Dream Weavers, a plural collective and coven. we do tarot readings, $15 for a 3 card spread.

we're on signal as redsad.42. if you're gonna be weird please be a good kind of weird.

avatar: Baby Yoda with the caption: Good morning! God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everybody's problem.

banner: old newspaper article that reads: People liking turtles better than cops will be pleased to learn a turtle bit off a cop's toe in the Hudson River.

Shitposts, Shoegaze, Cinema
ex-KNZK ex-bofa.lol ex-Radical.Town
Jorts Brand Ambassador

this heaven gives me migraine

Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.

Winner of the Fediverse, 2025. 🏆

I do things with computers. Unspeakable things.

I also write Overmorrow, a newsletter about technology and my problematic relationship with it.

crocs enthusiast, cat lady, lukewarm takes at best #ADHD #TeamOrca

https://justmytoots.com/Stoned_Deva_@mas.to

I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023.

OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do.

Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

Top Toots: https://topmastodonposts.patrikcsak.com/by/@[email protected]

I’m the board, the lightning, the thunder. See my About section for all relevant stalking information.

PFP: A handsome man with brown flowing hair and a beard. His eyes look green but they're actually blue. The background is a purple and blue pattern.

Header: Rick & Morty characters from Season 1 with Rick & Morty front and center and with Rick holding the portal gun aloft.

“We’re at DEFCON fuck”

Clinical Psychologist. Academic Maleficent. Former NIH-funded Associate Professor at a fancy Midwest university. Future fry cook on Venus.

Analog childhood, digital adulthood. Navigating the great enshittification. Lots of swearing and gallows humor.

Part of the great November 2022 Twitter migration.

Posts auto-delete at 2 weeks.

Under his eye. She/Her.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

#teamOrca

I'm gross.

Would you like to see my toots? https://justmytoots.com/azedand2knots@beige.party

Favorite dinosaur: Borealopelta

Favorite place I visited once, briefly, and need to return to for a week: Lyon, France

Favorite familiar place: Point Reyes, California

Favorite burger: Zombie Burger Bar & Drinks Lab in Des Moines, Iowa

Don't believe everything a little bird (X) tells you.

I'm a silly fucker.

Music, nonsense, random stories (always a story) and whatever comes to mind.

Not a racist, a homophobe, a transphobe or a bigot. Basically not a cunt (I do swear so if that is not for you, I'm definitely not for you).

Please add #AltText i.e. descriptive descriptions, to your pictures for visually impaired and all people. No decent description, no boost from me.

All of my faces are tired

(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) 🏳️‍🌈

(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball.

Lie still & let me a-meh you for a time like this
My posts: https://justmytoots.com/girl_a_whirl@mastodon.social

real life is my alt
no-one sleeps tonight

my posts: https://justmytoots.com/@trickykat@beige.party

Some good. Some funny. Some indifferent.
I love almost everyone, except Nazis & TERFs.
Puns are like farts: You have to let them out and hope they do as little damage as possible while being secretly proud.
he/him/his.
https://justmytoots.com/@stevecantsmel[email protected]

idk i literally just got here

tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too

Meh

software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally • non-practicing white person

@me with pics of your cat or I'll cry

i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway

JoWordle HQ

⭐️ recently migrated from UniverseOdon.com/@JoParkerBear

formerly of twitter; trainer of Beto, the great alligator hunting cat; creator of JoWordle; “had a lot of potential”
; also on Bluesky

Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript.

Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.

Tell your pets I said hi.

jokes • not jokes

https://justmytoots.com/@infinitefinit[email protected]

pfp: a photo of a fluffy black cat with green eyes taken as though the cat took a selfie

header: the covered wagon from Oregon Trail being pulled by an ox in lime green on a black background. Underneath it reads "You have died mad about it"

same mom, different party.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFf9YjYSYeD/?igsh=MTFpZWhpdnh0cG1tdw==

#PDX #weed
https://justmytoots.com/@imwintersmom@beige.party

unserious • she/her • 33 • here for a #fuckaas time

my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

Minneapolis non-comedian

Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.

"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine

(he/him)

A Sentient Burrito in constant existential crisis

https://justmytoots.com/@burritozen@beige.party

A self professed #breadslut and shitposter. (Do we call it sharting on here?)

I’m Jason. I’m average. He/They

Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast.

alt text for pfp: back of a white woman's rainbow braid

https://justmytoots.com/@DaddyJew@mastodon.social?code=QenhuosLbeJIIacllkn446yzvBwDmDsc6d0kexfdOa8

I like to have fun online

When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.

Memes - Metal - Liverpool FC - Oilers - Flyers - Eagles - AEW - Travel - Your Mom 🤘

Vancouver Island, Canada 🇨🇦

Goofin username 
@cult_papa everywhere else too

Here I can't see the eyerolls