FEDIDEVS

Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Pixelfed photos: @Alice

Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

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researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

I'd really really really like to go back to school this spring: If you can help: https://ko-fi.com/elleg and tysm ♥️

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally

let's get silly with it

https://linktr.ee/geekysteven

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes.
Midvale School For The Gifted Alum.

Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.

Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.

Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life

Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.

Married to @JenTheRed

my mom fucked a bat

Recovering cynic | Prairie girl | Sunset Chaser | Plant, Book, Gardening, and Pond Enthusiast | Twitter Quitter | Tired Most of the Time

Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.

crocs enthusiast, cat lady, lukewarm takes at best #ADHD #TeamOrca

https://justmytoots.com/Stoned_Deva_@mas.to

I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

Not weird enough for weird Twitter, way too weird for normal Twitter.

Former "project manager," now working in "software." I frequently post "jokes."

formerly of twitter; trainer of Beto, the great alligator hunting cat; creator of JoWordle; “had a lot of potential”
THE MUSIC DANCE EXPERIENCE IS OFFICIALLY CANCELED. 
Just my posts here: https://justmytoots.com/JoParkerBear@UniverseOdon.com

I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do.

I'm gross.

Would you like to see my toots? https://justmytoots.com/azedand2knots@beige.party

Living on the unceded and unsurrendered land of the Coast Salish peoples.

Avatar is a person with short dark hair, holding a hot dog shaped phone up to their ear.

Banner is a loaded hot dog. In space.

My apologies for the long absence. It will happen again.


See my About section for all relevant stalking information.

“We’ve reached DEFCON fuck”

Clinical Psychologist. Academic Maleficent. Former NIH-funded Associate Professor at a fancy Midwest university. Now I spend most of my time in the non-profit space.

Analog childhood, digital adulthood. Navigating the great enshittification. Lots of swearing and gallows humor.

Part of the great November 2022 Twitter migration.

Posts auto-delete at 2 weeks.

Under his eye. She/Her.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

#teamOrca

Dad to the Woof Crew. Here to spread music, lyrics & kindness. Boops welcomed

Stay a bit. I'll put the kettle on and we can chat.

Slava Ukraini!
Free, Free Palestine!

Find me at @OutOnTheMoors if you want

#NoSearch #NoBot #NoIndex #NoArchive

South Africa

I once had people fly cross country to meet my cat because of a dumb Star Trek podcast.

I live in Northern California. It’s p. nice.

I have an unused graduate degree in geography, but please don’t ask me to name capitals.

I’m a professional financial counselor in real life. One of these days I’ll set up a masto account for that.

Dad bod, but also a dad.

I infrequently post boring nonsense at @BeigeBee

I frequently post nonsense about Star Trek here.

I make stupids on the interwebs.
Chaotic good.

don't try any of this
🐳 https://spoutible.com/EnnuiDoofen
☁️ http://ennuidoofen.bsky.social

a woman of mystery.
a pain in my own ass.
Can be found in various mysterious locations. she/her.

Lie still & let me a-meh you
My posts: https://justmytoots.com/girl_a_whirl@mastodon.social

Some good. Some funny. Some indifferent.
I love almost everyone, except Nazis & TERFs.
Puns are like farts: You have to let them out and hope they do as little damage as possible while being secretly proud.
he/him/his.
https://justmytoots.com/@stevecantsmel[email protected]

(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) 🏳️‍🌈 
this account is the fire hose of my brain

Real life is my alt

No-one sleeps tonight

(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball

@britculpsapp.bsky.social (bsky)
@britculp (twitter)

views are my own; smarter & funnier than you

39 | MPLS

software dev • huge nerd • memer • socialist • car enthusiast • ally

those interested in doing some vidya/jackbox on weekends should join my discord - invite link on my website

tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too

Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast.

Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript.

Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.

my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

idk i literally just got here

tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too

Tell your pets I said hi.

jokes • not jokes

I’m Jason. I’m average. He/They

Minneapolis non-comedian

Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.

"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine

(he/him)

(ee-AWN-tay, IPA: /iˈjɔnteɪ/)

football goblin⚽️ (#ClaptonCFC❤️🤍)

girl/gyal but ❌not a woman/lady/ma'am

Gaeilgeoir dóchasach 🇮🇪 (@diabhalbandearg)

far from home, born to roam ✈️🎒 🇵🇹🇧🇿🇨🇦🇲🇽🇮🇪🇷🇴🇬🇧🇮🇸🇩🇰🇸🇪🇳🇴🇵🇱🇹🇷🇪🇪🇩🇪🇭🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇭

same mom, different party.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFf9YjYSYeD/?igsh=MTFpZWhpdnh0cG1tdw==
the link is footage of the tamales guy

#fuckaas
https://justmytoots.com/@imwintersmom@beige.party

gay and weird in brooklyn

snark, sarcasm, swears, and animal pics.

🐴 , 🐈 , 🐶, 🐐 , & 🐓

I foster #CKCS. Spoonie. Queer. Audhd.
she/her

#BanPuppyMills

Profile pic: Cavalier King Charles spaniel, sitting on blue couch, wearing red sweatshirt

Banner pic: buckskin horse wearing black bridle with her head pressed against a human’s forehead. Human is sitting on the ground, has short purple hair, and a purple flannel shirt on

Delightful entertainment and rock and roll 
🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs

A Sentient Burrito in constant existential crisis

https://justmytoots.com/@burritozen@beige.party

A self professed #breadslut and shitposter. (Do we call it sharting on here?) I escaped bluesky and also left twitter well before it became x.

Whats up buttercup

All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️‍⚧️

pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache

header alt text: ghostbusters ecto 1 peeking out in pink smoke

Here I can't see the eyerolls