FEDIDEVS

Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

🎖️ Lt. Colonel in the AI Resistance 🚫

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

Pixelfed photos: @Alice

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researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

I'd really really really like to go back to school this spring: If you can help: https://ko-fi.com/elleg and tysm ♥️

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally

let's get silly with it

https://linktr.ee/geekysteven

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes.
Midvale School For The Gifted Alum.

Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.

Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.

Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life

Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.

Married to @JenTheRed

my mom fucked a bat

Shitposts, Shoegaze, Cinema
ex-KNZK ex-bofa.lol ex-Radical.Town
Jorts Brand Ambassador

this heaven gives me migraine

we're a plural collective and coven, the Dream Weavers. Rex, Cody, Xyla, Little Stacey, Emmet, Hilde, Portia, Mama Stacey, and Weaver.

we do tarot readings, $15 for a 3 card spread.

DMs are ok but if you're gonna be weird please be a good weird.

avatar: a Baby Yoda doll sitting in a pumpkin wearing an orange pumpkin beanie.

banner: old newspaper article that reads: People liking turtles better than cops will be pleased to learn a turtle bit off a cop's toe in the Hudson River.

Recovering cynic | Prairie girl | Sunset Chaser | Plant, Book, Gardening, and Pond Enthusiast | Twitter Quitter | Tired Most of the Time

Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.

“Microsoft shill.”
–Some nobody who doesn’t follow me or know anything about my work

crocs enthusiast, cat lady, lukewarm takes at best #ADHD #TeamOrca

https://justmytoots.com/Stoned_Deva_@mas.to

I AM LRRR, FUTURE CONQUEROR OF YOUR PLANET. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.

NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.

TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.

I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.

I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do.

Top Toots: https://topmastodonposts.patrikcsak.com/by/@[email protected]

I’m the board, the lightning, the thunder. See my About section for all relevant stalking information.

PFP: A handsome man with brown flowing hair and a beard. His eyes look green but they're actually blue. The background is a purple and blue pattern.

Header: Rick & Morty characters from Season 1 with Rick & Morty front and center and with Rick holding the portal gun aloft.

I'm gross.

Would you like to see my toots? https://justmytoots.com/azedand2knots@beige.party

“We’ve reached DEFCON fuck”

Clinical Psychologist. Academic Maleficent. Former NIH-funded Associate Professor at a fancy Midwest university. Now I spend most of my time in the non-profit space.

Analog childhood, digital adulthood. Navigating the great enshittification. Lots of swearing and gallows humor.

Part of the great November 2022 Twitter migration.

Posts auto-delete at 2 weeks.

Under his eye. She/Her.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

#teamOrca

Dad to the Woof Crew. Here to spread music, lyrics & kindness. Boops welcomed

Stay a bit. I'll put the kettle on and we can chat.

I once had people fly cross country to meet my cat because of a dumb Star Trek podcast.

I live in Northern California. It’s p. nice.

I have an unused graduate degree in geography, but please don’t ask me to name capitals.

I’m a professional financial counselor in real life. One of these days I’ll set up a masto account for that.

Dad bod, but also a dad.

I infrequently post boring nonsense at @BeigeBee

I frequently post nonsense about Star Trek here.

I make stupids on the interwebs.
Chaotic good.

a woman of mystery.
a pain in my own ass.
Can be found in various mysterious locations. she/her.

All of my faces are tired

(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989)
🏳️‍🌈 some of these are jokes and some of these are sincere but i’ll never tell

Lie still & let me a-meh you
My posts: https://justmytoots.com/girl_a_whirl@mastodon.social

don't try any of this
🐳 https://spoutible.com/EnnuiDoofen
☁️ http://ennuidoofen.bsky.social

real life is my alt
no-one sleeps tonight

my posts: https://justmytoots.com/@trickykat@beige.party

Some good. Some funny. Some indifferent.
I love almost everyone, except Nazis & TERFs.
Puns are like farts: You have to let them out and hope they do as little damage as possible while being secretly proud.
he/him/his.
https://justmytoots.com/@stevecantsmel[email protected]

(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball.

i only follow shitposters who are light on politics

@britculpsapp.bsky.social (bsky)
@britculp (twitter)

views are my own; smarter & funnier than you

39 | MPLS

idk i literally just got here

tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too

i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway

gay and weird in brooklyn.

software dev • huge nerd • memer • socialist • car enthusiast • ally

those interested in doing some vidya/jackbox on weekends should join my discord - invite link on my website

JoWordle HQ

⭐️ recently migrated from UniverseOdon.com/@JoParkerBear

formerly of twitter; trainer of Beto, the great alligator hunting cat; creator of JoWordle; “had a lot of potential”
; also on Bluesky

Tell your pets I said hi.

jokes • not jokes

https://justmytoots.com/@infinitefinit[email protected]

pfp: a photo of a fluffy black cat with green eyes taken as though the cat took a selfie

header: the covered wagon from Oregon Trail being pulled by an ox in lime green on a black background. Underneath it reads "You have died mad about it"

All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒 
Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️‍⚧️
pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache 
header alt text: ghostbusters ecto 1 peeking out in pink


flavor saver https://justmytoots.com/@funkelly@beige.party

same mom, different party.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFf9YjYSYeD/?igsh=MTFpZWhpdnh0cG1tdw==

#fuckaas #PDX #WWDITS #canthavenicethings
https://justmytoots.com/@imwintersmom@beige.party

unserious • she/her • 33 • here for a #fuckaas time

Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript.

Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.

Minneapolis non-comedian

Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.

"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine

(he/him)

my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

Whats up buttercup

Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast.

I’m Jason. I’m average. He/They

A Sentient Burrito in constant existential crisis

https://justmytoots.com/@burritozen@beige.party

A self professed #breadslut and shitposter. (Do we call it sharting on here?) I escaped bluesky and also left twitter well before it became x.