researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

I'd really really really like to go back to school this spring: If you can help: https://ko-fi.com/elleg and tysm ♥️

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

A new kind of chemistry. A fast, intentional, and modern RAW photo editor native for Mac. Spring 2026. Made by @latentco — @rcarver, @nazhamid, and @Jpzambrano

UK. In a 🏳️‍🌈 I'm the beige. Diffidently indifferent.
Natural world & mothing (spring/summer/autumn only)

Rarely post on these but runner, reader, cryptic crossworder, Shakespeare, local history, cooking. Ex-car driver/non-flyer (both an environmental impact choice). Now user of public transport, bicycle and legs.

Washington, DC, USA
Silver Spring, MD, USA

Pro: woman, equality, choice, & human. Anti: bigot, exclusion, & misinformation. Agnostic Jew. AuDHD *she/her* fibro and crohns fighter. I am fucking awesome. P*nch the nazi. ❤️ Pretty girl who cries.

www.youtube.com/c/NixAnadoo

I program #SpringBoot web services and have now managed to avoid managing people. I used to program dev tools & before that, program mobile phones.

Once ran the same early Windows 8 build instance on both a hypervisor and native boot.

Old enough to remember #Symbian #C++.

I really like painting miniature figures like those produced for #warhammer, but am not so keen on #GamesWorkshop.

#OnePageRules is my current #TableTop #Wargaming jam.

Involved in some kind of computer bullshit.

Springer Spaniel Mom :: Sea Hag :: Art Historian :: Classical Musician :: RYT 200 :: Mindfulness/Social Justice Facilitator :: Buddhist :: Artist :: NJ Native :: Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome Warrior :: Active Farker, but please don't hold that against me :: Radicalized and completely unhinged

🌈🎵🎭🐾🍻🏒♏🌊

#DigitaleTransformation #DataScience #DigitalHumanities #BigData #KI #München

I'm a philomath (many interests; call it polymath-wanna-be) professional computer programmer in Silicon Valley, specializing in operating systems, languages/compilers, sometimes AI, usually non-traditional parallel software and hardware architectures.
Also:
#computer_science #unicode #unix #linux #bsd #unix_old_fart
#compilers
#operating_systems
#GOF_AI
#cognitive_science
#linguistics
#physics
#mathematics

Ex-springboard diver; scuba diver; free diver

Ars longa, vita brevis.

Father, husband, tech founder, recovering rugby half-back turn lawyer with two+ decade of experience of litigation and counseling in Art Law, IP, Consumer Protection, Labor, NGO and European Corporate Law.

Studied: Law, Economics and Computer science @ Göttingen and Austin, TX
Practicing in 🇪🇺🇩🇪🇧🇪🇱🇺🇦🇹🇱🇮🇮🇹🇫🇷

Survived NYC to become an aspiring solar homesteader with a soft spot for the Arts and things that stand the test of time. #solarpunk

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

cybersyndicate admin vanta rainbow black (she/they/it), creator of @FediPact and Legendary Defender Of The Fediverse

as seen in the book Move Slowly And Build Bridges: Mastodon, The Fediverse, And The Struggle For Democratic Social Media!

recognized irl from fedi 28 times so far

"misfit loser zealot" according to john gruber

164,261 lifetime posts on past instances | joined fedi 2017

53k words deep into writing a book called "THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP: My Mastodon Microblog Memoir"

late 20's | seattle | a cyberpunk catgirl | trans enby girl polyam lesbian gender terrorist | fediverse sex symbol | prolific poster | AuDHD af | rogue wordsmith extraordinaire | fedi's favorite pirate radio DJ | anarcho-communist | DIY fashion designer | video editor vagabond | punweaver | chaotic good | a gamedev apparently? | learning toki pona | bassist | punk fashion icon | queen of the plushtodon hashtag | walking pride flag | photographer | woman of many hats, legiterally | learning how to art | culturally southern californian but religiously a seattleite

DONATION INFO: https://vanta.money

​ MINORS DNI. this is for my own safety

joyfriend: @ka_so

big sister: @rachaelspooky

headmates: @sativa and @Neon

seattle alt: @vantablack

#plushtodon #TokiPona #seattle #photography

#vantaselfie #vantaboobs #vantalewd #vantaDIY #vantaDIYWIP #VantaArt

gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl outfit.

• tech-savvy luddite
• gender-overwhelmed gender-bender
• energy-seeping sleepy-head
• serious goofball

See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

Software developer (Freelancer) from HH.

Java/Spring, GraphQL, JavaScript/TypeScript, React / Contact: https://nilshartmann.net

Gay partnered (for 17 yrs)Boomer in California (Palm Springs area). Napa wine tour concierge 2019-23. Pre-retirement I was a tech analyst studying emerging technology. Step-Papy to 2 amazing 20-something daughters. Big time cat dad.

👨🏻‍💻 Full Stack Developer (B.Sc.) #Vue #Nuxt #TypeScript #SpringBoot #Kotlin #Dev
📷 Hobby Photographer #Fujifilm #APSC #Olympus #MFT #Photography

💡 Interests #PKM #Linux #Cinema #Vegan #Metal #EDM #Gaming #Lorcana #Japan #fedi22

Profile picture illustrated by @evansky_arts

Enterprise Software Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

Alt-Text Header: Shows a lokal lake in Winter with a lot of trees around and a pathway. Blue sky with the sun in the center.

Alt-Text Avatar: shows me, sitting on stairs in Leipzig, wearing goggles, short hair and a black t-shirt with the text: Kein Bock auf Rassist*innen!

Estadística, datos, gráficos, cuentas, cuentas y más cuentas 📊⛏

Aquí se habla de: #estadística #statistics #datos #CienciaDeDatos #DataScience #Rstats #dataviz #muestreo #sampling #encuestas #surveys #sesgo #bias

Earth Scientist, retired, Quaternary Geology and thawing #permafrost, still active in science communication. 
Former Vrije Universiteit, Amsterdam. Fan of forests, wetlands, Wadden sea, the Highlands & Hebrides.
Author of 'Thawing Permafrost (Springer Natuture Verlag) and 'Permafrost nu, in het ijstijd-verleden en de toekomst' (KNNV Uitgeverij, Netherlands)
 Dutch, English, German, French, some Scots Gaelic and Russian

👋 Available for work

🖤 Design Systems Consultant
🛠 Front-End Engineer
⚙️ Previous Clients: Monotype, EMBL, UCL, Springer Nature

He/Him/They/Them

“When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)

#dogs, #atheist, grandpa, and a #geocacher.
 Add #introvert to the list, too.
#Wisconsin native. I love #flyfishing the spring creeks of the driftless area (always catch and release).
Pour-over #coffee with fresh roasted beans. The only way to go!

 I always follow back and boost often!
https://justmytoots.com/@loughrn@mastodon.world

#iOS @ Yoto. Developer of RetroRapid! & Xarra! Previously: Apple (contractor), Spotify, BBC & Skyscanner. "Developing Accessible iOS Apps”.