researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

I'd really really really like to go back to school this spring: If you can help: https://ko-fi.com/elleg and tysm ♥️

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl outfit.

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"my cutie (it/its)" ~ @BernadetteKessler

"computer toucher in the street, girl kisser in the sheet" ~ @somsnosa

"aaaaaaaaaaah" ~ @drakulix

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See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

This is my fun and pervy account. I'll follow and boost all kinds of #nsfw and #sexy stuff.

I use #ContentWarnings and hide media (pics and vids).

If any content posted here violates your copyright or exposes your image and you wish it to be removed, please request it via private message to be deleted quickly. Thank you in advance for your understanding.

I'm an #artist north of #Boston, MA telling stories about light and atmosphere with oil paints. I draw inspiration from the coastline, salt marshes, and forests, #painting places that are both remembered and imagined.

Currently working on seascape paintings, landscapes inspired by springtime walks in the woods, and my marshlands series.

As a lawyer-turned-artist, I'm also slowly defacing my law dictionary with charcoal sketches.

She/her.

I program #SpringBoot web services and have now managed to avoid managing people. I used to program dev tools & before that, program mobile phones.

Once ran the same early Windows 8 build instance on both a hypervisor and native boot.

Old enough to remember #Symbian #C++.

I really like painting miniature figures like those produced for #warhammer, but am not so keen on #GamesWorkshop.

#OnePageRules is my current #TableTop #Wargaming jam.

Involved in some kind of computer bullshit.

Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

Earth, water, air, fire, flora, fauna, books, films, photography, music, comedy, tech, power, rhetoric, demagoguery, democracy, critical thought, language, & people who use them.

Resting bemused face. Professional gardener. Manzanar volunteer. Cats, orchids, bromeliads, music (Funharm), Eastern Sierra, deserts, & desert springs.

If you reply to posts with .gifs or memes, I'll block you.

Also: [email protected]

Photo: Merritt Park at Manzanar National Historic Site.

Blatantly, unabashedly pro-democracy. Ex-Michigan farmboy makin' it work since 1958 (born in 1953, but coasted for a few years). Proud and concerned father, grandfather, dog dad, and atheist. Emigrated from New Mexico high desert to New Jersey lake, spring 2022. Used to be a whitewater canoeist, now happy paddling a quiet lake. ClassicPress/WordPress developer; websites for real estate agents. I smoke a pipe, therefore I'm a philosopher. Oxford comma because I'm civilized.

Nebula and BSFA Award Finalist Author. Science writer. Artist. Explorer. 
April 2026: DUNGEON CRAWL AT THE HAUNTED MALL
Out now: THE SECRET OF THE SAPPHIRE SENTINEL | TO WONDER AND STARSHINE
EIC of Stars and Sabers Publishing. CEO of Roaring Spring Productions, LLC.
Also wrote as J. Dianne Dotson.

Springer Spaniel Mom :: Sea Hag :: Art Historian :: Classical Musician :: RYT 200 :: Mindfulness/Social Justice Facilitator :: Buddhist :: Artist :: NJ Native :: Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome Warrior :: Active Farker, but please don't hold that against me :: Radicalized and completely unhinged

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Photographer (botanicals, landscapes, people), surface design, gardener. Living in Vancouver, BC, Canada (Coast Salish terr). I mostly avoid posting or reading about politics on social media.

header: newly germinated Salvia patens 'Blue Angel', spring 2025
avatar: me against a white backdrop with a red maple leaf splodged on

A Mastodon app packed with customization features.
Optimized for VoiceOver. Optimized for Mac. Native design.
Available now on iPhone, iPad, and Mac: https://getmona.app

Frameworks & Architecture in the Spring open source engineering team, all things Spring, Java, data, DDD, REST, software architecture, drums & music. He/him.

Runny | 20+ | she/her | Fujosheep that draws cute things, usually Kemo/Weeb stuff. Sometimes 18+
[All characters 18+]
[No MAPs/Zoos/irl bad people]

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

A container of multitudes & an ebullient wally. Constantly curious. Tina Belcher in her 40s. I'm OK.

#slaithwaite #Huddersfield #yorkshire
#cats #dogs #springerspaniels
#hiking #cycling (touring) #swimming
#nature #gardening #GrowYourOwn
#fiberart #textiles #crochet #embroidery
#history #SocialHistory #heritage
#books #SpeculativeFiction #HistoricalFiction
#gaming #oxygennotincluded #factorio #openttd

Profile alt: a 40 something white woman in profile. She has curly hair & glasses.

forty-something tolkien-inspired solar punk millennial sysadmin. 3x father. libre software advocate. strength training enthusiast. former baseball player. use gnu/linux and *BSD.

"Beyond the void but deep within me
A swamp of filth exists
A lake it was of crystal beauty
But Arda's spring went by"

#screenshots. #asianamerican #sysadmin #ft86 #dodgers #clippers #straightedge #lutheran #thinkpad #tolkien #metal #veteran #military #blindguardian

I'm a writer and gardener living in the remnant of a forest on the coast of Maine USA. My novels include Rumors of Spring, Tex and Molly in the Afterlife, and Another Green World. I'm a gay father and granddaddy. He/him

#gardening #wald #woods #trees #Wandervogel #Romantik #ChoralMusic #EarlyMusic #anglican #neopagan #Episcopagan #LGBT #TMSidhi #fantasy #science #SF #PlantScience #botany #labyrinths #impossible #paranormal #folklore #magic #UAP #NAFO #Ukraine #Maine #photography #liminal

Website: https://labournet.tv/

Ein Online-Archiv für Filme aus der Arbeiter_innenbewegung – alten und neuen – aus allen Teilen der Welt. Im Zentrum stehen die Situation der Lohnarbeiter_innen, ihre Selbstorganisierung, historische und aktuelle Arbeitskämpfe und gesellschaftliche Alternativmodelle. #DerLauteFrühling

A free film platform for workers' struggles around the world, from the point of view of the workers themselves. #TheLoudSpring

I'm a philomath (many interests; call it polymath-wanna-be) professional computer programmer in Silicon Valley, specializing in operating systems, languages/compilers, sometimes AI, usually non-traditional parallel software and hardware architectures.
Also:
#computer_science #unicode #unix #linux #bsd
#compilers
#operating_systems
#GOF_AI
#cognitive_science
#linguistics
#physics
#mathematics

Ex-springboard diver; scuba diver; free diver

Ars longa, vita brevis.