gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl outfit.

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"my cutie (it/its)" ~ @BernadetteKessler

"computer toucher in the street, girl kisser in the sheet" ~ @somsnosa

"aaaaaaaaaaah" ~ @drakulix

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See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

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researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

I'd really really really like to go back to school this spring: If you can help: https://ko-fi.com/elleg and tysm ♥️

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

This is my fun and pervy account. I'll follow and boost all kinds of #nsfw and #sexy stuff.

I use #ContentWarnings and hide media (pics and vids).

If any content posted here violates your copyright or exposes your image and you wish it to be removed, please request it via private message to be deleted quickly. Thank you in advance for your understanding.

I program #SpringBoot web services and have now managed to avoid managing people. I used to program dev tools & before that, program mobile phones.

Once ran the same early Windows 8 build instance on both a hypervisor and native boot.

Old enough to remember #Symbian #C++.

I really like painting miniature figures like those produced for #warhammer, but am not so keen on #GamesWorkshop.

#OnePageRules is my current #TableTop #Wargaming jam.

Involved in some kind of computer bullshit.

I'm an #artist north of #Boston, MA telling stories about light and atmosphere with oil paints. I draw inspiration from the coastline, salt marshes, and forests, #painting places that are both remembered and imagined.

Currently working on seascape paintings, landscapes inspired by springtime walks in the woods, and my marshlands series.

As a lawyer-turned-artist, I'm also slowly defacing my law dictionary with charcoal sketches.

She/her.

A container of multitudes & an ebullient wally. Constantly curious. Tina Belcher in her 40s. I'm OK.

#slaithwaite #Huddersfield #yorkshire
#cats #dogs #springerspaniels
#hiking #cycling (touring) #swimming
#nature #gardening #GrowYourOwn
#fiberart #textiles #crochet #embroidery
#history #SocialHistory #heritage
#books #SpeculativeFiction #HistoricalFiction
#gaming #oxygennotincluded #factorio #openttd

Profile alt: a 40 something white woman in profile. She has curly hair & glasses.

Nebula and BSFA Award Finalist Author. Science writer. Artist. Explorer. 
April 2026: DUNGEON CRAWL AT THE HAUNTED MALL
Out now: THE SECRET OF THE SAPPHIRE SENTINEL | TO WONDER AND STARSHINE
EIC of Stars and Sabers Publishing. CEO of Roaring Spring Productions, LLC.
Also wrote as J. Dianne Dotson.

Runny | 20+ | she/her | Fujosheep that draws cute things, usually Kemo/Weeb stuff. Sometimes 18+
[All characters 18+]
[No MAPs/Zoos/irl bad people]

Software tester/husband/trotse vader/nerd



Ik roei, speel met kleine zeilbootjes #df65 of mijn #SpringerTug (beiden #rc) en soms met taal.
Fan van #linux (al ben ik er nu wat minder actief mee bezig). En als trouw luisteraar van #damnhoney zou ik me bijna #feminist kunnen noemen.
#introduction

Earth, water, air, fire, flora, fauna, books, films, photography, music, comedy, tech, power, rhetoric, demagoguery, democracy, critical thought, language, & people who use them.

Resting bemused face. Professional gardener. Manzanar volunteer. Cats, orchids, bromeliads, music (Funharm), Eastern Sierra, deserts, & desert springs.

If you reply to posts with .gifs or memes, I'll block you.

Also: [email protected]

Photo: Merritt Park at Manzanar National Historic Site.

Springer Spaniel Mom :: Sea Hag :: Art Historian :: Classical Musician :: RYT 200 :: Mindfulness/Social Justice Facilitator :: Buddhist :: Artist :: NJ Native :: Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome Warrior :: Active Farker, but please don't hold that against me :: Radicalized and completely unhinged

🌈🎵🎭🐾🍻🏒♏🌊

Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

A Wandering Teacher uses #watercolor, #ink, & #Krita, to make flora, fauna, & #fanart.
It is super effective!
Self-taught & still #learning;

she/her

Reviews are my own unpaid & unsolicited opinions.

Avatar is a watercolor woman in a green shirt, resting her chin on 1 hand while looking at the viewer. Her head is on fire.
Banner is Moon Girl studying.

#Art #Painting #KidLit #KidLitArt #DigitalArt #Creative #Cooking #Sewing #Education #Inclusion #Accessibility #ArtABCs

Frameworks & Architecture in the Spring open source engineering team, all things Spring, Java, data, DDD, REST, software architecture, drums & music. He/him.

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

Unabashed lefty married to a terrific woman. Animal lover, especially cats but also dogs, birds—heck all of 'em. Audiophile, vinyl collector. Retired urban planner. Failed novelist.USAF Vietnam vet. Currently a big John Fahey fan. Born in Chicago, lived in Denver, Colorado Springs, St Louis, DC; in San Diego since 1999 and not about to depart until climate change demands it.

Associate Professor (Teaching) in Philosophy/Religious Studies in the School of Humanities and Social Sciences at The Chinese University of Hong Kong (Shenzhen)

Wittgenstein, philosophy of religion, and comparative ethics

UK. In a 🏳️‍🌈 I'm the beige. Boring is my exciting. Quiet introvert.
Running, mothing (spring/summer/autumn only), cryptic crosswording, British film circa 1930-1980, Shakespeare, local history. Often got my head in a book.
Ex-car driver/non-flyer (both an environmental impact choice). Now user of public transport, bicycle and legs. 
Passionate about nature and protecting the environment.

I'm a writer and gardener living in the remnant of a forest on the coast of Maine USA. My novels include Rumors of Spring, Tex and Molly in the Afterlife, and Another Green World. I'm a gay father and granddaddy. He/him

#gardening #wald #woods #trees #Wandervogel #Romantik #ChoralMusic #EarlyMusic #anglican #neopagan #Episcopagan #LGBT #TMSidhi #fantasy #science #SF #PlantScience #botany #labyrinths #impossible #paranormal #folklore #magic #UAP #NAFO #Ukraine #Maine #photography #liminal