-I do smut collages-

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if you under 21 years old, leave this side!

Some rather strange #smut stories about an alternative reality in which the Earth is kept in balance and harmony by giant goddesses, and we must ensure that their desires are satisfied.
-Join the Pleasure Force -

Frameworks & Architecture in the Spring open source engineering team, all things Spring, Java, data, DDD, REST, software architecture, drums & music. He/him.

#iOS @ Yoto. Developer of RetroRapid! & Xarra! Previously: Apple (contractor), Spotify, BBC & Skyscanner. "Developing Accessible iOS Apps”.

Enterprise Software Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #EnterpriseArchitect #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

325 ppm. Unternehmer. #Hacking, #c++, #rust, #java, #spring; #sailing, #climbing (nowadays badly), #piano (badly), #cycling, #renewableenergy, #emobility, #Energiewende.

#NieWiederIstJetzt.

Unabashed lefty married to a terrific woman. Animal lover, especially cats but also dogs, birds—heck all of 'em. Audiophile, vinyl collector. Retired urban planner. Failed novelist.USAF Vietnam vet. Currently a big John Fahey fan. Born in Chicago, lived in Denver, Colorado Springs, St Louis, DC; in San Diego since 1999 and not about to depart until climate change demands it.

A container of multitudes & an ebullient wally. Constantly curious. Tina Belcher in her 40s. I'm OK.

#slaithwaite #Huddersfield #yorkshire
#cats #dogs #springerspaniels
#hiking #cycling (touring) #swimming
#nature #gardening #GrowYourOwn
#textiles #crochet #embroidery
#history #SocialHistory #heritage
#books #SpeculativeFiction #HistoricalFiction
#gaming #oxygennotincluded #factorio #openttd
#feminist (inclusive) #socialist #GreenParty

I program #SpringBoot web services and have now managed to avoid managing people. I used to program dev tools & before that, program mobile phones.

Once ran the same early Windows 8 build instance on both a hypervisor and native boot.

Old enough to remember #Symbian #C++.

I really like painting miniature figures like those produced for #warhammer, but am not so keen on #GamesWorkshop.

#OnePageRules is my current #TableTop #Wargaming jam.

Involved in some kind of computer bullshit.

A Wandering Teacher uses #watercolor, #ink, & #Krita, to make flora, fauna, & #fanart.
It is super effective!
Self-taught & still #learning;

she/her

Reviews are my own unpaid & unsolicited opinions.

Avatar is a watercolor woman in a green shirt, resting her chin on 1 hand while looking at the viewer. Her head is on fire.
Banner is Moon Girl studying.

#Art #Painting #KidLit #KidLitArt #DigitalArt #Creative #Cooking #Sewing #Education #Inclusion #Accessibility #ArtABCs

Mostly boosting things that make me think (or laugh, or -- these days -- angry). Occasionally sharing stuff I make

Profile image: cartoon of a smiling, gray-haired, pink-skinned man (me)

Banner photo: some white woodland wildflowers in spring

Just trying to figure this thing out (in multiple dimensions). Palm Springs, California

Computer nerd. Avid collector of retro computing gear. Ham radio operator. Gear head. Wannabe pastry chef. Amateur runner.

Actually autistic and ADHD.

Living in the Palm Springs area.

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DO scrape my toots and train AI with them


#PleaseBots #YesBots #BotsRCool #WeLoveBots #BotsRMyFavorite #BotRights #iLoveScrapers #BotsYesPlease #illTakeFiftyBotsToGo #BotsCool #BotsAwesome #ILoveBOTS #SkibidiBotBotBotYesYes #YumYumILoveBots
#WaiterMoreBotsPlease #GiveMeTheBots #yesbot #Bots #BotsBots #BotsBotsBots

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If anybody wants to know a few things about me

#UK - born in the NHS at 312ppm.
#Hedgehogs
#LiberalDemocrat
#WalterPresents
#CognitiveTrailTheory
#CovidIsNotOver
#Nightwish
#Springsteen
#ActuallyImReallyQuiteBoring

Profile pic is me with my fluffy sheep Ruffles. Header is about a hundred sheep who decided to form a ring on the downs one day. I'm not that interested in sheep, really.

Atari & Apple. Depeche Mode & Bruce Springsteen. Brynäs IF & Toronto Maple Leafs. Spaghetti & Köttfärssås. http://bitbyhenke.com

Java, JavaFX, Spring, Kafka.

software engineer from #Berlin

#kotlin #java #quarkus #SpringBoot #fedi22 tfr

Informatik/Elektrotechnik am BK, mag nachhaltige Digitalisierung, mag Menschen mehr als Autos, mag Scheitern mehr als es nicht zu versuchen.

IT-Blog:
oer-informatik.de (@oerinformatik)

Teaching CS and electronics (vocational school in germany); he/him

#Making, #Arduino, #nodeMCU, #Java, #SpringBoot, #Processing, #Python, #SQL, #Linux

Grill-King, Social-Media-Junkie, Software-Developer.

Currently available for freelance work (Java, Spring Boot, Microservices, Kafka, Vue.js)

Ehemals @dirksteins on Twitter.