Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. Previously of Octodon. Previously of vmst.io. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

The #PHP world's standard framework for testing. Created by @sebastian.

👩🏻‍💻 Software developer (Rust, JavaScript, PHP) 🌍 Environmentalist 🏳️‍🌈 Queer (she/her)

Développeur à Toulouse #PHP #Laravel #iOS et #Android. Créateur de l’application #Saracroche et de #Oursie 🐶🐱🚲🏳️‍🌈. Fan inconditionnel du RTFM 📚 !

Created PHPUnit. Co-Founded thePHPcc. Helps developers build better software.

Maire de #Rinxent, 1er vice président de la CC de la Terre des 2 caps
Développeur #php
Créateur de @wallabag et de @wallabagit

Maker of web things, sticker merchant, viral toot-based business man, blogger, podcaster, and pizzaiolo. Human dad.

“A very nice voice” - @keenan

@hemisphericviews UK Ambassador

Working with PHP/Javascript/Node or whatever solves the problem.

Metaphor, part of the lore

he/him

A minimalist, file-based web/log engine. Posts are plain JSON files, the site is a static build, and authoring happens through a CLI/wizard -- no database, no admin server, no PHP.

40-something girl from Michigan in the US. Quiet, unobtrusive, purple-flavored. Recreational computer toucher. Disabled and neurodivergent but trying to make the best of what I have. Owned by two cats.

#RetroComputing
#RetroWeb / #Gopher
#RetroGaming
#SegaGenesis / #MegaDrive
#SNES
#N64
#PS1
#PS2
#Wii
#WiiU
#NintendoSwitch
#HamRadio
#Programming / #C / #Python / #PHP
#Cats
#Bloomscrolling
#FuckTrump
#ChingaLaMigra
#NoAI
#DiscardDiscord

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Coder, Author, & Speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 RM. ramsey/uuid. Open Source. Staff+ Engineer. he/him

Co-admin of https://phpc.social

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The opinions expressed on this profile are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of my employer or any affiliated organizations. Any information shared is intended solely for informational purposes and should not be construed as professional advice.

Created PHPUnit. Co-Founded thePHPcc. Helps developers build better software. L(i|o)ves #OpenSource.

The conference for php developers, by php developers. Organised by the php developers of
@DawnTech.

Next edition: March 10 - 13, 2026

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Making it easy to make your code more maintainable.

Web Developer, PHP Artisan, Open Source Enthusiast and Founder @ https://www.crwl.io (you can sign up for beta)

I'm into web crawling and scraping. Find my open source crawler packages at
https://www.crwlr.software
https://github.com/crwlrsoft

#PHP #Web #Developer #Crawling #Scraping #OpenSource

Text Adventure author working on Cyberganked: a CRPG / text adventure.

Previously made text adventures like Cryptozookeeper and Necrotic Drift, Fallacy of Dawn.

I also post about retro computers I'm getting into Eurorack &synthesizers, and collect 1980s arcade machines.

Matthew Brown is a geeky #writer from Kent (#UK). I #blog lots. I develop with #PHP for the fun of it (and professionally). I think I am funny - puns abound (you have been warned).

I am from the UK and the 1900s

I love a nerdy chat and encountering new points of view.

I love all things #TimeTravel. I'm into #WordPress #DnD, #UKPolitics 🔶, #humour, #writing, #photography and... Ah, for the rest you must follow me.

My mailing list: https://hi.lordmatt.co.uk

We're an annual PHP conference in Austin, TX. Our next event will be held October 15-16, 2026 - tickets on sale now!

Founder and performance detective at https://tideways.com - hosting the Undercover ElePHPant podcast (https://undercover-elephpant.com). Open-Source contributor to Doctrine and PHP-SRC.

/ˈalβaɾo ɣonˈθaleθ/

PHP developer, cat person, science fiction reader, human rights and European Union advocate. Never again for anyone.

Se hablo espanol.

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Développeur web : HTML, CSS, JS et mon pref : #elmlang
Mais aussi par ordre de coeur (mais pas de compétences) : #ElixirLang, #RustLang, #C, #PHP, #NodeJS
Oui mon kink c'est la programmation fonctionnelle