Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. Previously of Octodon. Previously of vmst.io. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

👩🏻‍💻 Software developer (Rust, JavaScript, PHP) 🌍 Environmentalist 🏳️‍🌈 Queer (she/her)

The #PHP world's standard framework for testing. Created by @sebastian.

Développeur à Toulouse #PHP #Laravel #iOS et #Android. Créateur de l’application #Saracroche et de #Oursie 🐶🐱🚲🏳️‍🌈. Fan inconditionnel du RTFM 📚 !

Created PHPUnit. Co-Founded thePHPcc. Helps developers build better software.

"Netzwerk-Techniker und Allgemein-Nerd [...] verschenkt regelmäßig Taschenbuchausgaben 'LTI' von Klemperer" (@tom_fichtner_leipzig)

Browse all the cool personal homepages: https://mastodon.online/@jlsksr/tagged/CPHP

Fascinated by computers since I can remember, with a special affinity for networks, text-based systems, 90ties productivity software etc. Following, amongst others: #Leipzig #OpenBSD #Alpinelinux #Emacs #Perl #BGP #DNS #Smallweb #pico8

Don't believe the hype.

Maker of web things, sticker merchant, viral toot-based business man, blogger, podcaster, and pizzaiolo. Human dad.

“A very nice voice” - @keenan

@hemisphericviews UK Ambassador

Working with PHP/Javascript/Node or whatever solves the problem.

Metaphor, part of the lore

he/him

Maire de #Rinxent, 1er vice président de la CC de la Terre des 2 caps
Développeur #php
Créateur de @wallabag et de @wallabagit

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Coder, Author, & Speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 RM. ramsey/uuid. Open Source. Staff+ Engineer. he/him

Co-admin of https://phpc.social

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The conference for php developers, by php developers. Organised by the php developers of
@DawnTech.

Next edition: March 10 - 13, 2026

Created PHPUnit. Co-Founded thePHPcc. Helps developers build better software. L(i|o)ves #OpenSource.

Making it easy to make your code more maintainable.

Text Adventure author working on Cyberganked: a CRPG / text adventure.

Previously made text adventures like Cryptozookeeper and Necrotic Drift, Fallacy of Dawn.

I also post about retro computers I'm getting into Eurorack &synthesizers, and collect 1980s arcade machines.

A minimalist, file-based web/log engine. Posts are plain JSON files, the site is a static build, and authoring happens through a CLI/wizard -- no database, no admin server, no PHP.

Web Developer, PHP Artisan, Open Source Enthusiast and Founder @ https://www.crwl.io (you can sign up for beta)

I'm into web crawling and scraping. Find my open source crawler packages at
https://www.crwlr.software
https://github.com/crwlrsoft

#PHP #Web #Developer #Crawling #Scraping #OpenSource

40-something girl from Michigan in the US. Quiet, unobtrusive, purple-flavored. Recreational computer toucher. Disabled and neurodivergent but trying to make the best of what I have. Owned by two cats.

#RetroComputing
#RetroWeb / #Gopher
#RetroGaming
#SegaGenesis / #MegaDrive
#SNES
#N64
#PS1
#PS2
#Wii
#WiiU
#NintendoSwitch
#HamRadio
#Programming / #C / #Python / #PHP
#Cats
#Bloomscrolling
#FuckTrump
#ChingaLaMigra
#NoAI
#DiscardDiscord

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Matthew Brown is a geeky #writer from Kent (#UK). I #blog lots. I develop with #PHP for the fun of it (and professionally). I think I am funny - puns abound (you have been warned).

I am from the UK and the 1900s

I love a nerdy chat and encountering new points of view.

I love all things #TimeTravel. I'm into #WordPress #DnD, #UKPolitics 🔶, #humour, #writing, #photography and... Ah, for the rest you must follow me.

My mailing list: https://hi.lordmatt.co.uk

Ridiculous IT knowledge? Guilty as charged 😎
I learn, I experiment, I #geek out with new #tech since I can remember.

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¿Conocimientos en informática ridículos? Culpable sin duda 😎

Aprendo, experimento y me vicio con la nueva #tecnología desde que tengo memoria.

El mundo de la #informática es mi hogar desde el día 0.

Hoy, no uso nada que viene de Google, Meta, Apple o de OpenAI. Microsoft es mi mal necesario, que sea para trabajar o para jugar.

// Me apasiona:
- Los #videojuegos: incalculables horas en PC, pero el coop/multi es lo mejor (y Half-Life sigue siendo la obra maestra).
- Cacharrear con #IoT, #STM32, #ESP32, #LoRaWAN, código y etc.
- #PHP + #Phalcon; sí, siguen vivos y son mi base web redundante.
- Montar y administrar #servidores (de juegos #steam) como si fueran LEGOs.
- #Patrimonio, #meteorología y #seguridadinformática.
- y muchas otras cositas 🖖

#spain #galicia #gaming #tech #dev #sysadmin #itsec #opensource

Founder and performance detective at https://tideways.com - hosting the Undercover ElePHPant podcast (https://undercover-elephpant.com). Open-Source contributor to Doctrine and PHP-SRC.

/ˈalβaɾo ɣonˈθaleθ/

PHP developer, cat person, science fiction reader, human rights and European Union advocate. Never again for anyone.

Se hablo espanol.