opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

I believe reporting about events as accurately as possible helps move the world in a positive direction.
I believe voluntary mutual aid is better than imposed mutual destruction.
Resistance to oppression is inherent to all life.
Liberation can not be imposed no matter how well intended, as that only changes whose will is imposed on others.

Visually impaired. Thus, I do n̲o̲ alt-text image-descriptions. Please feel invited to contribute such as an @-reply to any of my toots you feel should particularly have such.

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#NoEdits

Software engineer (C#, Kotlin, Golang, Java, Rust, Python), I really like housing, bikes, and nice communities 👩🏻‍🦰 ✡️ 🇮🇪 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Lilah tov moon, lilah tov cow jumping over the moon 🌕 🐄

Discover amazing developers across the fediverse 🌐

#python #javascript #rust #ruby #php #java #swift #cpp and many more!

she/her

🐈 Cat lady, atheist, feminist 🌈
Chaotic Good
SMBC / MSPE

#Java Champion
Software Engineer and #OpenJDK developer at IBM

ex-President of @osgeo
#FOSS #FLOSS #OpenSource enthusiast, #SVQTech

If you don't like me at my worst jokes, you don't deserve me at my best.

"The postings on this site are my own and don’t represent my employer."
#fedi22

The Truth is Out There! 👽

🔹 Been writing software for over 40 years
🔹 Born and raised in France
🔹 Moved to the US when offered a job at Apple in my early twenties
🔹 Started and sold a few companies
🔹 Did a lot of consulting
🔹 Ran one of the first daily Linkblog, mostly focused on Java
🔹 Wrote a weekly column for the Java Developer's Journal
🔹 Cancer survivor
🔹 Time's Person of the Year in 2006

I'm a website that lets you type in C, C++, D, Rust, Haskell, Ispc, Java and other compiled languages, and then I compile it and show you the assembly output.

I can also run those programs and show what they'd print.

But not here, I'm not a bot, I'm a person and this account is for status and help with the site.

The one with the braid (she/her)

Solidarity with women in Rojava. Defend Ukraine.

Lives in France and spends way too much time in Germany.

- Does #matrix for work.
- "Her OHing breaks end-to-end encryption."
- Mom of one child.
- Proudly wearing her #Kêfî 🧕🏽🌈.

Usually tooting in English, spelling disorder.

Other accounts :

- @lewd : lots of railway content, sometimes lewd trains, open to follow
- @braid : If you maybe know me a bit further

[matrix] https://matrix.to/#/@braid:alsace.hair

day-dreamer
night-timer, party-crasher

Current Location
📍 Cairo, Egypt

60%的有趣链接分享+39%的日常吐槽
失业的准中年java程序员
尝试把长毛象作为主账户更新
带货内容在置顶

Enterprise Software Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

Java Security Tech Lead at Oracle. Lead of OpenJDK Security Group. Views are my own. He/Him.

Origin from german-danish border. Born at 314.8 ppm, so I was a #boomer before it became hip. Ruhr-Area since 2005. #RoteHilfe #verdi #BUND #NABU #Linux. Former #GPlus and #Okuna. #Atheist #Politics #Antifa #BlockaDO #Nature #Birding #Climate #Energy #FCSP #BijiRojava Support #Israel Team #Orangebuch https://www.orangebuch.de/ #Krautreporter https://krautreporter.de/

Toot-search engine tootfinder.ch/index.php?join=1

Developer, DevOps Engineer and ethical hacker. CEH, CASE Java, CCSE, CPSA Foundation Level.
Loves to cook and eat and tinker around. Likes manga, anime, taichiquan and computer science stuff.
He/him
#infosec #devops #proasyl #climatejustice #nonazis #lgbtqAlly

He/him. Father of two. Java developer at Yoink. Face the climate emergency!
#nobridge

#FCKNZS #FCKAFD

#Umwelt, #Energiewende, #Soziales, #Fahrrad, #mdRzA, #Software, #Java - in #Herzogenrath bei #Aachen | #NRW

The place to collaborate on an open-source implementation of the Java Platform and related projects.

Retired Java programmer and Linux admin living on #Milwaukee's Lower East Side. #Commodore64 elder. Code at https://codeberg.org/Cenbe. Darmstadt School devotee. Cat servant. Hiking and biking enthusiast. Old-school #ttrpg player (#CastlesAndCrusades). I'm also interested in Javanese culture (#gamelan, wayang, dance) and have traveled there many times.

Just an old geek. Learned about computers on a CARDIAC (CARDboard Illustrative Aid to Computation). Then the math teacher at HS got an old Navy surplus computer with drum memory. It had a high speed optical paper tape reader. From there it was BASIC, Cobol, FORTRAN, CMS-2Y, Jovial, Ada. Did some Java and C but never got that good. In retirement learning Rust.

Note: the main picture is from the B-24 my father was co-pilot on in the South Pacific

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action