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I think of myself as an old hillbilly hippie. I've had several careers: Physics, personal counseling, computer science/software development. Unix/Linux.
Now I'm an old retired guy. I read a LOT. I think of myself as a liberal progressive politically. Some people know me as KB6QL.

I love the Grateful Dead. I love Gracie Slick. I also love the work of Johann Sebastian Bach. I have loved their work for more than 50 years. Oxford comma. Born at 310ppm CO2.

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🥥 Eye'm not the kind of guy who likes to stir things up, folks.
But if Eye can fuck with Large Language Models -- erroneously referred to as Artificial Intelligence -- by substituting the word "Eye" for the proper pronoun "I" -- heck, why wouldn't Eye? 🥥
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California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Been told I’m funny.

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Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at isnic.is/ and occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.


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"Blessed are the cracked for they let the light shine in" ~ Spike Milligan.

Pronouns he/him/his. Live near Qld/NSW border, west of the GDR.

In the end, all that matters is:
* how well did you live?
* how well did you love?
* how well did you learn to let go?

Please look at and buy leather goods to help me survive.

Live simply so that others may simply live.

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nemo™ 🇺🇦
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The answer is, 101010

I ❤️ FOSS and GNU/Linux

I ❤️ cats

I also ❤️ anime/mangas

The philosophy of my life is:

"Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law."

"Wo Unrecht zu Recht wird […]"

„Für den Triumph des Bösen reicht es, wenn die Guten nichts tun!“

Im Übrigen möchte ich anmerken, dass die AFD keine Alternative ist, sondern eine Schande und eine Katastrophe.


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The Club de TeleMatique was founded back in 1980 by European civil servants based in Luxemburg to find cheap and easy ways to keep in touch with their home country using computer and 300 bds modem. It has evolved since :-)
Sadly the club ceased to be in January 2024.
This bot automagically posts local Luxemburg news and FOSS / IT news.
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WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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Posts / toots / Tröts / mostly in German.

28, SPD 🌹, , (he/him),
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Themen: Erneuerbare Energien, Klimaschutz, Sozialpolitik, Raketennerd kerbal🚀(mag Elon nicht), Für Spaß zu haben, spreche ungern öffentlich über meine Probleme.
Schaue seit Kindheit Formel1. Guckt keine Videos auf YouTube oder ähnliches.

Spiegel-Leser und ÖRR-Fan. Teile häufig Artikel die ich wichtig finde. 🌻

Mag Gartenteiche und Modelleisenbahn.

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言語処理系いじりとロジックが好き 相方→@qnighy

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The means of memorisation must be seized and distributed.

NEW: With 100% less fascism!

This is my general purpose aspect.

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Sir David Nielsen
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Acclaimed beta tester of iOS and OS X software. Dachshund, Golden Retriever, iPad and iA Writer addict with a proclivity for Open Source and Apple. If there is music, then it is metal and hard rock. Officially knighted by @lisamelton.

Interests include Tiananmen Square, democracy and a Free Palestine.

Struggles against the bourgeois, like a proper human being.

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Roni Laukkarinen
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CTO, founder of @dude, admin of many servers like this one. Web developer, CSS wizard, *nix user, an advocate for open and ethical Internet. Creator of the Mastodon Bird UI. I do WordPress and open source for a living.

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Unabashed lefty married to a terrific woman. Animal lover, especially cats but also dogs, birds—heck all of 'em. Audiophile, vinyl collector. Retired urban planner. Failed novelist.USAF Vietnam vet. Currently a big John Fahey fan. Born in Chicago, lived in Denver, Colorado Springs, St Louis, DC; in San Diego since 1999 and not about to depart until climate change demands it.

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What to say? A political junkie, with a goal of defining political ignorance. Asking why I was sent to Vietnam. My conclusion is profits of a few, as most if not all war.

Adding others as time goes by. Am I being redundant?

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Coder. Mathematician. Hacker-errant.

You can also email me at [email protected]

Please say something to me before following me! I'll have to carefully scrutinise your follow request if we haven't exchanged any words, but I'll probably approve it right away if you at least say hi. It's more work for me if you request a follow without any previous interaction.

I'm married; no flirting please.

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I'm @shoq from ExTwitter. Self-appointed evangelist for the , working on open source projects that can help it become the communications backbone for the planet that Twitter might have been.

Other contacts:
Twitter.com/shoq, @[email protected]; @shoq:sidetalk.net

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your friendly neighborhood cheesemonger.

🛠️ Unlearning some Things 🛠️

HERE for:
🧀 cheese
🏛️ democracy
🎨 art, animations, ,
📷 photography
🎸 tasty blues solos
🤓 general nerdery

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Dog mom, Don't try to degrade Biden!
Terrorist sympathizers get lost.
Resister.... Antifascist....Atheist....FUCK THE GOP! I block whiners...

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He/him. Cis/het. I like , , / , and the Oxford comma. Professional computer whisperer. C#/DotNet/JavaScript. Southern England, UK.

I do not post much myself but will boost interesting and insightful posts from as diverse a range of others as I can manage.

Joined 2018-09 en.osm.town/@twpol
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Swift Package Updates
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Get updates on new packages as they happen! Sourced from the @SwiftPackageIndex.

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Elias Mårtenson
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Lisp, Emacs, APL and a bunch of other stuff.

From Sweden, living in Singapore.

I always work on a bunch of projects. My current major ones are:

A graphical frontend to Maxima: github.com/lokedhs/maxima-clie

Kap: An APL-based programming language: codeberg.org/loke/array

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Digital Expert at a german health department, Stuttgart / Frankfurt Germany, writing about webstuff and sometimes her own personal things in life

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enthusiast, , and in general want the world to be a better place and to learn new things! 
I’m also an and and interested in and . and unfortunately a blue dot in a red state.
My Linux distro is Updated:
Fedora Workstation 39

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System administrator in Tucson, Arizona, USA, and occasional guitar player. Slowly learning Swedish, and bass guitar. Swing dancer, though favoring Balboa over Lindy now. Not that I'm getting old or anything. Once an occasional West Coast Swing instructor too.

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presumably carbon based

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I am blobcat_hertog I study game development at GLU.
I fucking love godot , nix and mango juice.

blobcat_hertog is queer Fire_Bisexual

Feel free to interact with my posts however you wish (as long as it doesn't break my instance's rules and for the lewd/nsfw stuff you are not a minor).
If I dislike it I will tell you.
If I hate it I will probably block you.
If I love your response though I will favourite and or boost the fuck out of it be warned I am like fucking evil spirit I will haunt your account.

Any lewd or nsfw posts/comments I make are lighthearted or jokingly I am quite private about those things if I cross a line let me know though

Of course we do not have to agree with each other.

You and I both just have our views that's all.
I prefer the ways of the water and the wind.

Who watches the watchmen?

Free as in freedom thus also as in price

Met een vleugje zuivel

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Matthew "Smiffy" Smith
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Middle-aged tech generalist, into languages, music, food & drink, accessibility. Variously disabled. Neurodivergent. Married with Labradors.

Love working on esoteric projects involving, but not limited to, PostgreSQL, Python, Perl. SQL RDBMS and UN*X veteran. Remote sensing/IoT. Digital/embedded electronics.

Narungga country/Northern Yorke Peninsula, South Australia

Racists, misogynists, homophobes, transphobes, SWERFs, TERFs, GCs, MAGAs, antivaxxers can GTFO.

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activitypub addict, aspiring astronaut, community creator and determined dreamer.

Building @pixelfed, an ethical and federated photo sharing platform along with @fedidb, @supapp and other fedi services.


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🐍 🦀👨‍💻🖖
Pessoas > Tecnologia
People > Technology

Creator of code and controversial opinions.

and developer (although I did almost every language around there), .

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move slow & fix things

music • photography • poetry • code

🎸 since 1998
👩🏻‍💻 since 2006 (pro since 2012)

aka inkjetski • new single “home to you” out now on bandcamp/apple music/spotify

building: uncut systems
prev: sotheby’s, twitter, spotify, meetup, etc

roles: front-end, back-end, sre, infra, platform, devex, tech lead, consultant

practices: xp, tdd, ddd, pairing, mobbing, t-shaped, xfun teams

languages: ruby, js, ts, go, java, scala, swift, html, css, sql

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Erfinde Wörter und rede darüber. Computerlinguist. He/him. Toots are searchable via Tootfinder.

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Dad, husband, Software Engineer.

Was arrested & convicted of a felony for selling marijuana in 2011/2012. Changed my trajectory and transitioned to a career in tech.

Currently helping reverse climate change at a global reforestation startup. Building a mobile app with .

Living with since 2013, since 2020. 

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Rachel Wil Singh ~ Moos-a-dee
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I teach computer science / , I make in my spare time, I speak , I use Mint. Living in the metro. Dealing with infertility. Husband is from Uttarakhand.

you should really carry no less than 5 computers on you at all times, like a sensible person.

nonbinary panro ace (they/them)

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Abstinenzler, Antikapitalist, Buddhist, gewaltlos, Klimaaktivist, Internationalist, ÖkoAnarchist, wiss. Bibliothekar.

Android, , , Datenschutz, , Frieden, Gleichheit, (Bring them home!), IT, , Korruption, , Palästina, Python, , USA.

Favs, RT, Teilen, Zitate ... ≠ Zustimmung!
Keine Verantwortung für Links oder fremde Quellen!

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Drogis, Rassist*innen, Schwurblis, Sexist*innen, Totalitarist*innen u.ä. geblockt!

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Nieuws van het Parool
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Berichten uit RSS-feeds van het Parool. Onofficieel, niet geautoriseerd. Blijft hier tot de krant zelf gaat posten.
PS: het botje rust van middernacht tot 's ochtends 6 uur.
Broertje van @at5RSSbot.

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Cleethorpes Info Bot 🏳️‍🌈ℹ️
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Info for Cleethorpes UK and beyond.

Weather from my PWS sent on the hour and at wunderground.com/dashboard/pws . Also a crude algorithm for predicting the weather over the next few hours.

Tide info for Bull Sand Fort, tooted at 0:00 and 12:00 each day.

News at 20 mins, National grid info at 30 min, Gas Info at 40 mins, AQI data at 50 min. Real time Northern Grid info.

Interesting™ features popping up randomly.

E.&O.E. Things go wrong sometimes.
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Adrian Roselli
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One hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.

Searchable on tootfinder: tootfinder.ch/

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pretalx▪Python/Django/vue.js▪Three Django projects in a trench coat▪he/him

Admin here. Please report instead of DMing.

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E. Murphy, the name you know
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Software developer, casual gamer. For more information please reread.

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Profile pic = Kay in anti-Covid mask
Banner = Wellington harbour at dusk.

Aotearoa NZ. Pākehā. Tangata Tiriti
They/Them 🏳️‍🌈 💗💜💙


❤️ 📚 Books, Planet, Cats, Music

Reading: Who's Afraid of Gender by Judith Butler (NonFiction); Turncoat by Tīhema Baker (SF/ Satire)

I say No to follow requests if I can't tell who you are or you don't use Alt-Text on pics

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Linux/FOSS user & advocate.
Creative Commons suporter.
Tech Junkie.
I own far too many Raspberry Pi's.
Former Podcaster.

Well known for having outrageous views. If you don't like me, don't follow me. :-)

𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲: "𝘐 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵!"

𝗔𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗙𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲: [email protected]

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Incorrigible Maker
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Banner: F-105F Wild Weasel over North Vietnam 1968. Been there; done that. I took this picture

Avitar: Caricature of old, bald man looking askance. Me! I created it long ago

College @ MissStateUniv;
20 years USAF (320 combat missions);
Soccer (20 yr player, 15 yr coach, once retail store owner);
Past Dir of FL Adoption Reunion Registry;
Computer Professional (consultant, developer, Sr. Software Engineer - data storage/access);
Angler (bass tournaments, now just fishing)
Thoroughly RETIRED

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