opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

I write code (#JS, #VueJS, #PHP, #Laravel), take photos, and travel. I live in #Milwaukee, #Wisconsin. I created a bunch of mastodon bots and https://toot.works .

This is my main fediverse account. I am also @steinbring on Pixelfed and @steinbring on mbin/lemmy. You can follow my blog at @joe or my second account at @joe.

My opinions / shoes are my own.

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tfr #fedi22

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP.

Ridiculous IT knowledge? Guilty as charged 😎
I learn, I experiment, I #geek out with new #tech since I can remember.

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¿Conocimientos en informática ridículos? Culpable sin duda 😎

Aprendo, experimento y me vicio con la nueva #tecnología desde que tengo memoria.

El mundo de la #informática es mi hogar desde el día 0.

Hoy, no uso nada que viene de Google, Meta, Apple o de OpenAI. Microsoft es mi mal necesario, que sea para trabajar o para jugar.

// Me apasiona:
- Los #videojuegos: incalculables horas en PC, pero el coop/multi es lo mejor (y Half-Life sigue siendo la obra maestra).
- Cacharrear con #IoT, #STM32, #ESP32, #LoRaWAN, código y etc.
- #PHP + #Phalcon; sí, siguen vivos y son mi base web redundante.
- Montar y administrar #servidores (de juegos #steam) como si fueran LEGOs.
- #Patrimonio, #meteorología y #seguridadinformática.
- y muchas otras cositas 🖖

#spain #galicia #gaming #tech #dev #sysadmin #itsec #opensource

I #design & #facilitate #conferences that become what attendees want & need
🔸 ❤️ to facilitate #connection, #sing, #dance, #meditate
🔸 Author of 3 books on meeting design
🔸 16 years of 900+ posts on #MeetingDesign #facilitation #consulting #LifeLessons #FacilitatingChange, being trapped in an elevator with a Nobel Prize winner & other #stories at https://conferencesthatwork.com
🔸 Brit living happily in #Vermont USA since 1978
🔸 #Nonprofit board member junkie
🔸 Recovering #academic

Python , C# , C, Php , Payment Gateways , AI ,

Monitoring the Air Pollution in London since 2010.

- data from http://londonair.org.uk
- bot by
@andybroomfield

Posts are (usually) every 30 minutes.

Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. Previously of Octodon. Previously of vmst.io. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

Data from my Davis VP2 weather station (I was on Xitter for 13 years)

wer das kleine bild erkennt, gewinnt ein abendessen: mit am digitaltreff und dann stammtisch von #heyalter #münchen einmal monatlich zum Austausch und Einstieg, #installation von Linux und ubuntu, je nach Vorlieben, und #laptopspenden http://heyalter. com/Muenchen

CTO & Co-Founder @ Hurben; Programmer; 🥑 OpenAPI
Studying , :no_AI_logo: No Vibe Coding
Co-Organizer PHP Conference Brasil, ConFLOSS, SouDevCon, ArchCon;
Guest Post Grad Professor, Speaker

Coder, Author, & Speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 RM. ramsey/uuid. Open Source. Staff+ Engineer. he/him

Co-admin of https://phpc.social

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The opinions expressed on this profile are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of my employer or any affiliated organizations. Any information shared is intended solely for informational purposes and should not be construed as professional advice.

Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Anything worth doing well is worth teaching others to do well.

Author of Thinking Functionally in PHP, now on LeanPub: https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php

#tootfinder

Product Manager @microsoft | entra.news CxP #identity #entra #graphpowershell
Dad • Dev • He/Him • 🇦🇺 • 🇱🇰 • Wurundjeri Country • Toots are my own. @merill on Twitter

Created PHPUnit. Co-Founded thePHPcc. Helps developers build better software.

PHP User Group Metropolregion Rhein-Neckar. Finde uns bei Meetup https://bit.ly/3LUMpF9 oder Slack http://bit.ly/1lcUJ6L

#phpugmrn #php #webdevelopment #mannheim #rheinneckarrocks #fedi22 tfr

Web software leader deep in community organizing & education who thinks PHP-backed hypermedia is 💯🚀. [he/him]

"Deal with evil through strength. But affirm the good in man through trust. In this way, we are prepared for evil, but we encourage good." — Master Kahn

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I teach #PHP, #Drupal, #SQL, and #Linux foundations.

I talk less about Drupal over at https://social.jpoesen.com/@jpoesen

A married and happy geek living in Strasbourg, France. #Backend software engineer, #accessibility specialist.
My main programming languages are #PHP and #CSharp.
Pro-European right-centrist. Technical progress must not be stoppable.
#AI is our assistant, not our replacement nor our enemy.
Pagan, worshipper of Scandinavian gods.
This account is multilingual. Posts may contain strong language, not always behind a content warning, and personal opinions.
No alt text, no boost.

Links, Antifa,#vegan, Devuan u. Gentoo Linux ,Greybeard, Programmierer PHP mit YII,C++, Python , GPL Programm C.U.O.N., born below 317 ppm,he,parteilos

PHP core developer and technical writer for the PHP documentation, funded by @thephpf
Previously maintainer, and master of typos, for the French translation of the PHP documentation.
Conference speaker who's always happy to rant on stage.
Mathematics BSc from Imperial College London
Photograph/Otaku in my spare time
Speaks 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪🇯🇵