Hi, I'm Jessica!
I'm a burnt-out comp-sci gal that plays the video games for funsies sometimes. :3

Warning: I know PHP...

Mommy figure to @meluzzy and @luminoraa.bsky.social 🧡

Sometimes eevee-shaped, sometimes not

Data from my Davis VP2 weather station (I was on Xitter for 13 years)

40-something girl from Michigan in the US. Quiet, unobtrusive, purple-flavored. Recreational computer toucher. Disabled and neurodivergent but trying to make the best of what I have. Owned by two cats.

#RetroComputing
#RetroWeb / #Gopher
#RetroGaming
#SegaGenesis / #MegaDrive
#SNES
#N64
#PS1
#PS2
#Wii
#WiiU
#NintendoSwitch
#HamRadio
#Linux / #Debian / #KDE
#Programming / #C / #Python / #PHP
#Cats
#Bloomscrolling
#FuckTrump
#NoAI

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DevOps Dev. Writer. Open Source, Linux, Python, PHP, Ansible, ❤️ DevOps. ⚽, 🏒, & 🏎 Fan. Trying to make a difference. Just happy to be here.

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Monitoring the Air Pollution in London since 2010.

- data from http://londonair.org.uk
- bot by
@andybroomfield

Posts are (usually) every 30 minutes.

Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

Programming, tech, gaming & other geeky topics from Sherri Wheeler.

Occasional business, handiwork, electronics, parenting and fitness content.

🐘 PHP/JS developer with miles to go before I sleep();

All posts are my own - never AI generated.

Ally & anti-racist. Bigoted or harassing replies get blocked & reported.

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(she/her)

#nobridge #nobot

I write code (#JS, #VueJS, #PHP, #Laravel), take photos, and travel. I live in #Milwaukee, #Wisconsin. I created a bunch of mastodon bots and https://toot.works .

This is my main fediverse account. I am also @steinbring on Pixelfed and @steinbring on mbin/lemmy. You can follow my blog at @joe or my second account at @joe.

My opinions / shoes are my own.

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tfr #fedi22

Dutch expat in London.

Principal Engineer at Wikimedia Foundation, QUnit project lead @qunit, jQuery Infra Team @jquery, W3C Web Perf WG.

Avatar: I look up, raindrops bounce from the tip of my leather hat. Photo by Niek Hidding.

Creative interests: linguistics, music, photography. Work interests: performance, web standards, design, privacy, security.

#webperf #PHP #mediawiki #wikipedia #qunit #nederlands #fedi22 #foss #OpenSource #tech #technology #wikimedia #jquery

Python , C# , C, Php , Payment Gateways , AI ,

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

Experienced software engineer offering consulting services

https://xarma.co

#PHP #WSOA #Scaling

I #design & #facilitate #conferences that become what attendees want & need
🔸 ❤️ to facilitate #connection, #sing, #dance, #meditate
🔸 Author of 3 books on meeting design
🔸 16 years of 900+ posts on #MeetingDesign #facilitation #consulting #LifeLessons #FacilitatingChange, being trapped in an elevator with a Nobel Prize winner & other #stories at https://conferencesthatwork.com
🔸 Brit living happily in #Vermont USA since 1978
🔸 #Nonprofit board member junkie
🔸 Recovering #academic

Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Anything worth doing well is worth teaching others to do well.

Author of Thinking Functionally in PHP, now on LeanPub: https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php

#tootfinder

#Pedelec-Fahrer, #BerlinFlamingos, #BerlinAdler, Berlin und Hamburg, WordPress und PHP, Laravel, MariaDB, Soziale Medien sind nicht sozial.
#49ers, #FTTB, #3Dprinting, #Alltagsradler,
#DataAnalyst #BerlinDreams
Profilbilder KI generiert

Intentando crear una comunidad en Chile 🇨🇱 dedicada a conectar con personas que les guste php, estamos creando un espacio para compartir conocimientos y crear encuentros presenciales que sirven de espacios para crear conexiones y oportunidades 🚀

PHP core developer and technical writer for the PHP documentation, funded by @thephpf
Previously maintainer, and master of typos, for the French translation of the PHP documentation.
Conference speaker who's always happy to rant on stage.
B.Sc. in pure mathematics from Imperial College London
Photograph/Otaku in my spare time
Speaks 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪🇯🇵

[GL] #Galicia. Nacido nos #80. Amante dos #videoxogos. Usuario de #GNULinux #Archlinux. Programador web #php #mariadb #html #css e #processwire. Usuario #Godot. Membro das comunidades #HeartGameDev e #TodoGodoT. Xogador de #Rol.
[EN] Galicia. Born in the 80s. Lover of videogames. GNULinux Archlinux user. Web programmer php mariadb html css and processwire. Godot user. Member of the HeartGameDev and TodoGodoT communities. #Role player.

PHP / Laravel developer at https://spatie.be. Built https://ohdear.app, https://mailcoach.app and https://flareapp.io, blogging at https://freek.dev, organising https://fullstackeu.com

Backend consultant at Yellow Raincoat Ltd. Currently building https://pixelwatcher.io. Organiser of @phpsussex. I post in French once in a while.