Dutch expat in London.

Principal Engineer at Wikimedia Foundation, QUnit project lead @qunit, jQuery Infra Team @jquery, W3C Web Perf WG.

Avatar: I look up, raindrops bounce from the tip of my leather hat. Photo by Niek Hidding.

Creative interests: linguistics, music, photography. Work interests: performance, web standards, design, privacy, security.

#webperf #PHP #mediawiki #wikipedia #qunit #nederlands #fedi22 #foss #OpenSource #tech #technology #wikimedia #jquery

Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

I write code (#JS, #VueJS, #PHP, #Laravel), take photos, and travel. I live in #Milwaukee, #Wisconsin. I created a bunch of mastodon bots and https://toot.works .

This is my main fediverse account. I am also @steinbring on Pixelfed and @steinbring on mbin/lemmy. You can follow my blog at @joe or my second account at @joe.

My opinions / shoes are my own.

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tfr #fedi22

Canadian, occupying land resulting from bad faith deals with indigenous peoples, between Toronto and Ottawa. @ 314.8 PPM CO² . Privilege is transparent to the privileged.

#3dprinting #AI #arcitecture #art #artist #CAD #cnc #climate #FOSS #FreeCAD #fusedGlass #glass #glassArt #Neurodivergent #php #photography #science #software #woodworking #writer #writing
#fedi22

Writing in progress: #SF/#cyberpunk and more.

I'm aphantasic. I process abstractions. Abstract algebra is intuitive to me.

Software engineer, shipping products on multiple platforms, using a variety of tools including, but not limited to: Swift, Objective-C, Flutter, Dart, node.js, Kubernetes, Google Cloud, bash, zsh, php, MariaDB, Postgres…

Opinions are my own when I wrote them, perhaps not anymore.

Monitoring the Air Pollution in London since 2010.

- data from http://londonair.org.uk
- bot by
@andybroomfield

Posts are (usually) every 30 minutes.

Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Anything worth doing well is worth teaching others to do well.

Author of Thinking Functionally in PHP, now on LeanPub: https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php

#tootfinder

Coder, Author, & Speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 RM. ramsey/uuid. Open Source. Staff+ Engineer. he/him

Co-admin of https://phpc.social

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A married and happy geek living in Strasbourg, France. #Backend software engineer, #accessibility specialist.
My main programming languages are #PHP and #CSharp.
Pro-European right-centrist. Technical progress must not be stoppable.
#AI is our assistant, not our replacement nor our enemy.
Pagan, worshipper of Scandinavian gods.
This account is multilingual. Posts may contain strong language, not always behind a content warning, and personal opinions.
No alt text, no boost.

Data from my Davis VP2 weather station (I was on Xitter for 13 years)

Building and connecting the PHP community.

Want to learn PHP? Check out:
- https://phptutorial.net
- https://phptherightway.com

/ˈalβaɾo ɣonˈθaleθ/

PHP developer, cat person, science fiction reader, human rights and European Union advocate. Never again for anyone.

Se hablo espanol.

Alaska Native • He/him • 18+ • Cynical misanthropist.

Fox around and find out.

You can’t hate me more than I hate me.

Warning: Posts may be repeated. Because I’m old.

Self-taught web developer (PHP for life) and lover of large dogs, growing my own superhots and making hot sauces, 3D printing, crochet/knitting.

And now a sailboat. As of 2025.

Warning: Will not spoil things released within the past three months; everything else is fair game.

Keynote speaker, career consultant, Career Relaunch® podcast host, and writer dedicated to helping people relaunch their careers

مدونة العرائش التقنية احدث شروحات بلوجر، ووردبريس،وسكربتات PHP مع أدوات مجانية لتحسين لسيو وفحص المواقع. كل أدوات المدونين والمطورين مجانا

Hi, I'm Jessica!
I'm a burnt-out comp-sci gal that plays the video games for funsies sometimes. :3

Warning: I know PHP...

🇵🇸🍉Activista do software libre e profesor de informática en FP.
De Guitiriz (Terra Cha) pero afincando dende hai tempo en Culleredo.
Gústame falar de tecnoloxía, política, historia, cultura, música... ultimamente tamén me vai o mundo do paxareo

Created PHPUnit. Co-Founded thePHPcc. Helps developers build better software.

Product Manager @microsoft | entra.news CxP #identity #entra #graphpowershell
Dad • Dev • He/Him • 🇦🇺 • 🇱🇰 • Wurundjeri Country • Toots are my own. @merill on Twitter