Christian, Father, Mancunian. Engineering leader, Speaker, Skydiver. PHP, AWS, JS; CI, Testing, Serverless, Security. CTO & Founder

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I write code (#JS, #VueJS, #PHP, #Laravel), take photos, and travel. I live in #Milwaukee, #Wisconsin. I created a bunch of mastodon bots and https://toot.works .

This is my main fediverse account. I am also @steinbring on Pixelfed and @steinbring on mbin/lemmy. You can follow my blog at @joe or my second account at @joe.

My opinions / shoes are my own.

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tfr #fedi22

Software engineer, shipping products on multiple platforms, using a variety of tools including, but not limited to: Swift, Objective-C, Flutter, Dart, node.js, Kubernetes, Google Cloud, bash, zsh, php, MariaDB, Postgres…

Opinions are my own when I wrote them, perhaps not anymore.

Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

Implementer of PSR-8. I highlight the awesome people and work being done in the PHP community. And I give hugs!

Coder, Author, & Speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 RM. ramsey/uuid. Open Source. Staff+ Engineer. he/him

Co-admin of https://phpc.social

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Data from my Davis VP2 weather station (I was on Xitter for 13 years)

Alaska Native • He/him • 18+ • Cynical misanthropist.

Fox around and find out.

You can’t hate me more than I hate me.

Warning: Posts may be repeated. Because I’m old.

Self-taught web developer (PHP for life) and lover of large dogs, growing my own superhots and making hot sauces, 3D printing, crochet/knitting.

And now a sailboat. As of 2025.

Warning: Will not spoil things released within the past three months; everything else is fair game.

Monitoring the Air Pollution in London since 2010.

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Building and connecting the PHP community.

Want to learn PHP? Check out:
- https://phptutorial.net
- https://phptherightway.com

#AllLinux2025 #PHP #Laravel #GamingOnLinux #Stellaris #PerryRhodan #DRK

#TYPO3 freelancer, #PHP developer

A married and happy geek living in Strasbourg, France. #Backend software engineer, #accessibility specialist.
My main programming languages are #PHP and #CSharp.
Pro-European right-centrist. Technical progress must not be stoppable.
#AI is our assistant, not our replacement nor our enemy.
Pagan, worshipper of Scandinavian gods.
This account is multilingual. Posts may contain strong language, not always behind a content warning, and personal opinions.
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Created PHPUnit. Co-Founded thePHPcc. Helps developers build better software.

[GL] #Galicia. Nacido nos #80. Amante dos #videoxogos. Usuario de #GNULinux #Archlinux. Programador web #php #mariadb #html #css e #processwire. Usuario #Godot. Membro das comunidades #HeartGameDev e #TodoGodoT. Xogador de #Rol.
[EN] Galicia. Born in the 80s. Lover of videogames. GNULinux Archlinux user. Web programmer php mariadb html css and processwire. Godot user. Member of the HeartGameDev and TodoGodoT communities. #Role player.

25 years of software developer experience.

- Speaker, advicer & hands-on
- Customer communication/consulting
- PHP, .NET, JS, Go and many more
- Worked for HR and job cosultants
- Open Source + community contributor
- Part of the Doctrine team

Author of ActivityPub / Mastodon bots:
@nypl
@sfpl
@lapl
@cpl
@movieposters
@adventuregames
@dikda
@wikipediatoday
@gameoflife
...and others.

https://github.com/nekromoff/mastodon-bots

SEO since 2003, data & analytics, cycling infrastructure expert (what a mix, huh?)
Tech speaker
Hobby programmer #php #lua #love2d #python #js
#Linux user

🇺🇦 #StandWithUkraine
PHP package monkey...

Politisch #LinksGrünVersifft 🤪 Ansonsten: pro #FCBayern und #FCSP (am Rande Football, Eishockey & Handball). Außerdem (selbst.) Softwareentwickler (C#, PHP, Java, Qt- und plain C++) Achja: #FCKNZS, #AFDVerbotJetzt #StandWithUkraine und #BoycottQatar
Walk on… Walk on… With Hope in your ❤️ and you‘ll Never Walk alone

#nobot #nobridge

#SoftwareEngineering with +30 years experience wearing many hats, from #startups to #international corporations. Building, #leading & retaining #nearshore & #offshore #teams in multiple countries.

Working #freelance as #TeamLead, #Developer and #Architect throughout #EU, mainly #Bratislava #Slovakia & #Stockholm #Sweden. Fluent in English, German & Swedish.

Professionally: #SoftwareDesign, #Architecture, #CICD, #TDD, #DDD, #Agile, #ScrumMaster, #ProjectManagement, #DevOps, #FullStack, #Java, #PHP, #CPP, #CLang, #Python, #GoLang, #RDBMS, #Database, #Jenkins, #Linux, #FreeBSD, #MacOS

Formerly professionally: #Electronics, #Firmware

Other interests: #Photography (co-founder Nikonians), #RetroComputing, #HamRadio, #Running, #Synthesizer

Avatar: On a smaller motorboat on Danube with Bratislava castle & Novy Most bridge visible in the sunset.

Header image: Three dogs waiting at a gas station for their owner. Colorado, USA.

CTO & Co-Founder @ Hurben; Programmer; 🥑 OpenAPI
Studying , :no_AI_logo: No Vibe Coding
Co-Organizer PHP Conference Brasil, ConFLOSS, SouDevCon, ArchCon;
Guest Post Grad Professor, Speaker